| Disclaimer: bla-bla-bla, sotsu, bla, sunrise, bla- Tomino-sensei, bla, shoukoh Murase, blah blah. Not mine, doing this just for fandom sake, and for us, the poor fans who could do nothing but paws at those beautiful faces of the boys on TV, cards, or posters. <sniffle> The only thing I claim is the fic :). (as if anyone would want it <shrug>) enuff sad rambling! on with the story!!!! :D! those who have laid eyes on any of my fics (as Trowa like as I could, here), shall know that I'm a biggy fan of Yaoi, well, not yaoi in particular, but Q+T, H+D. I used + because I can't do lemon (gotta recruit more lemon writer!!!! interested? email me.) if you don't like yaoi (what's not to love? it's sooooo, beautiful....), well, go away! and if you're Relena-fan (aka potential jerry springer guests).....<puke, puke>.....have you ever seen other girls (anime or real)? I think everyone (including the boys) is prettier than her......oh well, <shrug>..... reviews, C+Cs, support msgs, bribe and even flames are welcome. I need a good laugh outta a good flame :). peace out. Quatre love Trowa. I love Trowa. Yaoi Rules. Ne, just a fun little PWP. A note here, Trowa girl does NOT write lemons, so, her PWPs are just plain fun, nothing lemony. Fun without plot, just to be short. Inspired at work, as always, right before I went berserk and quit the job. ...... Anoooo, ANYWAYS, in other news, I am trying to write my first lemon,......as a present for my loyal readers, so, just be on the look out! ^_^. A Drunk Scene [the title says it all] By: Trowa girl We're in one of Quatre's mansion, in Quatre's den. The five gundam pilots were seen lounging, beer bottles, daiquiry glasses, and sake cans were scattered all over the place. It was a saturday evening, and upon completing a HUGE important mission, the five crazy scientist thought they'd be nice and normal for once and let the boys have a day off. So the five boys decided to drink themselves silly and just let loose. Wufei was slumped out of it on the leather sofa. Heero was laying half on the table, half on the carpet. Quatre had his head on Trowa's lap. Duo stared blankly at the ceiling with red eyes from a corner. Trowa looked asleep with his mouth gaping on the chair. In other words, all five were wasted. Badly. When suddenly Duo chuckled from his corner. Quatre giggled along. "Guys, hic-, Hold on! Hold on, now!" Duo mumbled though no one was really talking at the moment, ".... hic-, ne, listen to what me and Q-man hic-, practiced!" Bright-red-faced Quatre looked up all of a sudden, and thus woke Trowa up. The blonde boy beamed "Yea!" "...." mumbled Trowa sleepily. "Baka Maxwell....." muttered Wufei still in his napping-looking position. Then he got into a sitting position, exposing himself to the audience, he was wearing a neko Wufei pajama, along with the matching Wufei homemade slippers which have a wufei head on each slipper. [enuff commercial] "Yea!" Quatre chimed again. With a loud crack, the table gave way and broke. Heero woke with a pissed grunt. "Hn." "Ano, hic-, Where's Rashid?" Duo queried. "What do you need Rashid for? asked justice boy. "Well," Duo scratched his head, "We've been practising with Rashid. But he's hic- on guard....soooooo.....anyone wants to volunteer?" "Yea!" All three gave Duo a suspicious look. Duo sweatdropped, then laughed nervously, "Well, here, hic- lemme show ya what it's all about.....Ready, Q?" "Yea!" Duo burped, "Bud-" Quatre went, "Weiss-" ...... Crickets chirped in the background. Duo sweatdropped, "Hic-, told ja we need one more person! hic-, now who wants to volun-hic-teer?" "...." Both Heero and Wufei frowned. "Hn." came Heero's reply. "Well, I will definitely NOT say ER!" humped Wufei. But both Duo and Quatre giggled, even Trowa and Heero smirked at poor Wufei. The chinese boy realized what just happened, "MAXWELL!!! WINNER!!!!" The american and arabian giggled even louder. "Bud-" belched Duo again. "Weiss-" a soft burp. Wufei gave the two dirty looks, "I WILL *NOT* BE TRICKED INTO SAYING THAT WORD AGAIN!!!!" "Huh? What word? hic-" "ER!!!" Wufei snapped at Duo. Now all four giggled and laughed madly, Duo rolled on the carpet holding his stomach. "INJUSTICEEE!!!!" Duo wiped his tears, "Fine! Fine! If you won't do it, Tro-man will, hic- right, T-man?" "....." "Please....?" begged Quatre with big glittery eyes, tears threatening to spill. ".... ......" Trowa nodded. His blonde koibito beamed "YEAAY!!!" "C'mon, buddy, let's try it again! hic-!" Duo took a deep breath preparing himself, "Bud-" "Weiss-" Four pairs of eyes were on Trowa, full of expectations. ".... -ER." Trowa belched, quite loudly. This time, all five giggled, like it was THAT funny. ~~~OWARI~~~ Well, what do *you* think? was it THAT funny? ^_^ C-chan ps: oh look! C-chan's NOT doing her homework, again!!! -_-;;;; |
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