Reasons to Hate Relena...
Or at least dislike her...
By my friend: Altojaz
Here are some reasons that support our theory as to why Relena Sucks! There are some logically, and biased stuff. *Shrugs*

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1. AAHHH!!! Stalker! What's up with that?
2. She's stuck up. Dang woman, just leave him alone! Sheesh.
3. A pink car? Come on!
4. She is SO not a pacifist! She's a hypocrite! Duh!
5. She's stupid!
6. Okay, who opens a HUGE window, and yells out someone's name that's more than 100 mi away?  Hmm...last time I did that, I think I got arrested.
7. What IDIOT would ask to be killed, and then turn around, and tell someone to enjoy life, and not to commit suicide? BOGUS!
8. Wait, let's back up here. Who'd want to asked to be killed? ...Relena...
9. Does she NOT understand that Heero is a serial killer/assasin?
10. "Heero, I wanted to see you." *Smile, smile* But Relena, who said that life was always far?
11. You know HOW many times she's almost been killed JUST by following Heero?
12. You do NOT get in front of space cannons, and ask them to stop.
13. Personally, I think that when she found out that Milliardo was her bro she took it a little TOO comfy.
14. EW! Gross! Pink! *Gags* I HATE pink! Blue, black, and green is the way to go! Hmm...Looks like Pepto.
15. How'd she get her voice that high? Steroids?
16. Totally pacifism? Yeah, sure...technically you speaking you'd have to stop the animals of the world, too.
17. I can see why her father died.
18. "Those are torpedos! I can tell!" ...Ahem...so can everybody else from age 5 and up.
19. I don't have the slightest clue who you are, but you're welcomed to kill me. *Shrugs* So I already used this one! Big deal!
20. Did she even EARN the place as Queen of the World?
21. ZECHS! You rule! Not her! What's wrong with Heero? What's wrong with you? (Didn't get that either...)
22. Why does everybody at her school call her 'Miss Relena'?
23. No one can hate Dorothy cause she's mean to Relena! *Sweat drop* Uh...Whatever.
24. She's a Gundam-Pilot-Over-Obsessor.
25. Is there EVEN a reason to like her?
26. She talks to herself. I mean...talkin' to yourself is fine...ahem..., but introducing yourself to someone that's NOT there is...strange.
27. She's just...plain annoying!
28. She has NO taste in clothing! That b-day dress looked a bit too much like my curtains...heh...*Shrugs*...
Must be the same cloth...
29. There is nothing wrong with MS!
30. ...Does anybody find it WRONG for people sighing, and clapping when you give a guy that you totally don't know an invitation to your party? I do!
31. She's a dang nasty zoophilia-
Trowa Girl          
32. "I've been hiding..." Took you THAT long to realize that out at the WRONG time...
33. Why was she protecting Heero from Duo, when Heero was gonna kill her?
       
       That's all for now. Yeah, yeah...We're quite aware of that some of these aren't even reasons. SO?! If                                      you'd like to add anything to our list feel free! Just e-mail us
here! Jaa~!
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