Disclimers: We don't own Gundam Wing. There. I did it. It wasn't that hard. By the way...don't sue us! We have no money for you to take! WARNINGS!!: Mindless Relena-Bashing, a bored S27, pointless rhyming, OOC, implied 5xS, and 4x3. Nothing big...and mild language. That about covers it. Authors' Notes: Hehehe...I was bored, and this was originally an e-mail...like everything else...So if things don't make sense...you know why. Don't kill me, This doesn't have alot of description...much less any. Sorry. It was random. I sill hope that you like it. R&R. ~!~!~!~!~!~ A Really Random, Rhyming, Relena Fic By: S27 ~!~!~!~!~!~ Sorry, I'm in a rhyming mood, ya know this can keep your mind off of food! Duo! Hand me that spoon! I'm gonna hit a Baboon! Duo- Uh...yeah Melissa. Trowa- I'm gonna call you Trissa. Quatre- You guys! We shouldn't be figthing at all! Melissa- Quatre? Why are you talking to a wall? Wufei- Dishonor you both! Do you think this is a joke? Duo- Actually we do, join us! Don't so look blue! Wufei- Shut up before I sue... Quatre- Didn't you read above? There is no sueing in this land of love! Wufei- What? M+D- AHH! Here comes a slut! Relena- HEERO!!! Here I am! Melissa- Let's make her go away! KAZAAM!! Relena- Nice try, I think you deserve a hand! Duo- I really hate this chick, d*mn! Heero- Omae o korosu. Relena- Come on, let's go the the zoo! Wufei- I hope she get kicked by a kangaroo! Duo- Aw, dude we're outta booze! Melissa- Didn't you take DARE?! That stuff could effect your hair! Duo- Geez Melissa! Don't make me weep! I won't be able to sleep, I'm getting the creeps!!! Trowa- Hey, Little One, look at the sun, I think it's time for us to run! Duo- What sun? Stay here, and have some fun! Quatre- We better not, that thing's bad luck! Doncha know Trowa, and I have to f*ck? Melissa- Oh my gosh! That word is pish-posh[1]! Heero- Get this pest off of me! Relena- Heero! Let's go eat black-eyed peas! Duo- Didn't you know that makes him sneeze? Wufei- I really wanna to make Relena freeze. Freakazoid[2]- Fear not, Wufei, all she needs is some cold fom-pei! Quatre- Freakazoid! Not a bad idea! Though, I think we should lock her in steel. Melissa- That didn't make sense, Freakazoid! Go sit on that bench! Trowa- We need to get rid of this pest, before it becomes a mess. Wufie- Isn't it already? Kinda like spaghetti? Quatre- Shh! That stuff makes me puke. Melissa- Hey...is that Luke? Heero- Skywalker? Duo- Yeah. Oh look, the stalker...hey... Relena- Didn't Luke have a son named Jose? Melissa- Shut up Relena, you are so gay... Wufei- Relena you hoe! Shove it or I'll get Nataku to step on your toe! All- SO GO HOME! Relena- But it's being occupied be a nome! Duo- I think she's losing ribosomes. Quatre- Do you think she cares with THAT awful hair? Relena- It's a nice shade of blond and long! And there's nothing you can do to prove me wrong! Trowa- Yeah we can. Quatre's hair is better you ham! Relena- IS NOT! Heero- Go back to the your snotty alley lot! Melissa- You go dude! Relena- You people are being REALLY RUDE! Wufei- We told you to go away you stooge! Duo- Let's kick her to Baton Rouge! Heero- Mission accepted, I'm in the mood! Relena- >This is getting rough, they're acting so tough< What Wufei? Nothing to say? I bet you're thinking about Treize! Sally- Say what?! B*tch! I'm gonna kick your butt! Don't talk bad about my man you slut! Go away now you nasty mutt! Wufei- Onna! You're my good luck! Sally- I know Wufei. Man, Relena really sucks! Melissa- Dealing with Relena is a major pit. Relena- Come on Heero I want to lick- Heero- Relena I can't take it anymore! EVERYONE! I have no feelings for this whore! Relena- Surely you don't mean it! Come on let's get outta here, and wing it! Heero- No Relena, I hate you true! Duo- Yep. Everytime he sees you he turns a nasty shade of blue. Melissa- That's because she's squeezing him so tight, it cuts off his oxygen pipe! Heero- Relena, I wish you would just go away! Relena- But Heero! I wish to stay! All- Here comes the Russian Mafia to come and slay! Hip, hip, horray! Hip, hip, horray! Relena will finally go away! Wufei- Justice has been served. All- Doesn't he sound like a nerd? THE END Or is it? Relena- I was only shipped to Jupiter. So what if I just get stupider? I'll find a way back, so when you see me do please clap. For I will have finally close that gap in Heero Yuy's lap... *SMACK! BAM! ACK!!!* ::NO! THERE'S NO WAY OUT!:: ::Relena is being beaten about!:: ::She was smacked by a frying pan pack,:: ::And now blood drenches her sorry back.:: ::So Relena dies,:: ::Never seen again by human eyes...:: ::No one saw her again,:: ::Now everyone thanks the Gundam Men,:: ::And also their crazy friend.:: ::NOW THE END!:: ~!~!~!~!~!~!~ [1]- I had no idea what rhymed with 'gosh' at the time...but now I do, and I'm too lazy to do anything about it. [2]- I couldn't think of anyone else...I was bored! Author's Notes: So I was bored...I hope you enjoyed...the Death of Relena...Oh look...I see the gas station of Fina. NOT AGAIN!!! -S27(Oh my it's past eleven!!!) |