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Disclaimer: bla-bla-bla, sotsu, bla, sunrise, bla- Tomino-sensei, bla, shoukoh Murase, blah blah. Not mine, doing this just for fandom sake, and for us, the poor fans who could do nothing but paws at those beautiful faces of the boys on TV, cards, or posters. <sniffle> All that I claim is the fic and plot (if there is one, LOL).

Anyhoot, Enjoy!

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Credit due to all Yaoi writers!!!!!!

YAOI RULEZ!!!
Quatre love Trowa, I love Trowa.

Heepunzel
Part 3
By: The writers of Inter-fic.com

Meanwhile...

Relena and Hilde, running through the forest, laughing back and forth about what the
other had to say...(I've been watching Disney's Robin Hood a bit too much,
ne?)"DUO-CHAN HERE I COME!!!"

"YEAH!! AND HEEPUN--UFF!!!" Relena tripped and fell on the large amount of hair
left behind by Heepunzel. THUD!!! Yet, another large dent was put into the earth, still
big enough to see from space.

(Damn... and Jenny Craig hasn't been born yet. *sigh*) The Earth began to cry, it couldn't
take to much more of this... espcially not when the Piececrap also started to bawl when
she recognized Hee-chan's braid.

She pointed accusingly at Hilde, "Your damn boyfriend did this, bitch!" And with that,
the two girls got into a very big catfight, giving Heepunzel and Duo the extra time they
needed to figure out what to do with themselves.
~~~
{MD bopping in here momentarily. I "snuck" on... SHHH!!! *Giggles and jumps back out
of the fic and right back into the "grind" of reality. *Sigh*}
~~~
"Boys. Do. Not. CRY!!!" Heepunzel yelled. Stamping his foot. Duo let out a sigh, "Hey,
that's MY line! *Sigh* Whatever. We didn't even get to spend much time together... We'll
go down in history has a Romeo and Juliet couple.... Ne, Hee-chan?" Heepunzel eyed the
boy strangely.
" Why are you bringing up THEIR story?! This is OUR story! And there HAS to be
another WAY!!!"

Wufei shook his head. "Nope... I- ACK!!!"

Wufei was just then grabbed from behind by a pair of large hands, and a light laugh filled
the air. "My little dragon..." And then he was gone... disappeared into the black void of
the caves depths, kicking and cursing his brains out. The sounds of his thrashing became
fainter and fainter, until they disappeared altogether.
"DAMNIT!!!" Heepunzel cried, not literally of course but you know what I mean, "Now
what the hell are we supposed to do?!"
~~~
{*Snickers* ~MD}
{I see your toying with my newly added scenes, ne MD? ~Chibi Megami}
[<smirk> <loving what the scenes is making her think>--Trowa girl]
~~~
"Heh, heh... Hey, Hee-chan. Remember when we first talked on the net? That was pretty
cool, ne?"

"Hn."

"All those lemons you wrote were great... I looked forward to every one of them."

"Hn."

"You know Hee-koi, I never knew those kinds of positions were actually possible..."

Heepunzel smirked.

"You know what I just remembered...?"

"Nani?"

"We left your laptop back with the Piececrap... so now even that can't be cherished from
our time together..."

"NANI!?!?! MY POOR BABY!!! YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT!?!?" He ran over to Duo
who now had a totally confused look on his features.

"No..." And with that, Heepunzel finally broke down and.... cried.

"Heepunzel... you're crying..." Duo blindly lifted his hand to caress his face. When all of a
sudden one of Heepunzel's tears splattered onto Duo's forehead and rolled into his eyes.
Duo's eyes fluttered a couple of times before finally opening and focusing on Heepunzel.

"I CAN SEE!!! I CAN SEE!!! I CAN SEE!!! Ohmigosh... your hair!" Heepunzel looked
down at Duo, confused.

"Huh? What about my poor laptop?!" Duo's face scrunched in fury. (pictures this....Oo
KAWAII!!!)

"DAMN YOU!!!! I WAS GOING TO DIE AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS
YOUR DAMN COMPUTER!?!?!"

Heepunzel sweatdropped.

{Ok, that's it for me for one night, damn school in the morning and what not... *sigh*
Oyasumi Minna! ~Chibi Megami}
{*Snickers yet again* That was beautiful. Let's see if we can make a name make up
scene? ~MD}
{Um, sure. *nods* But maybe you'd like to start that or maybe TG...? Whatever, I just
can't write now. Ja minna! ~Chibi Megami}
[yeah, I'll do it, sure. ne, minna, I wasn't going to kill them off, alright, LOL....I'm evil,
but not THAT evil...at least I didn't think...-- Trowa girl]

"So?"

"What do you mean, SO?!" Duo heaved, "Lookie here, babe, I've risked my body and soul
for ya, what did you do? Try to waste both of us, and THEN, instead of loving me back,
you cried over a stupid laptop!"

"..." Heepunzel glared darkly at her charming prince, though he looks like such a jerk at
the moment, "Don't talk about my work like THAT!!! It's all I ever had! I put MY heart
and soul into it! And now I lost everything! And it's all your fault!"

"MY fault?!? Hey, I wasn't the one who picked me up and jumped out of the tower!" Duo
fumed, he really couldn't think clear at that nick of time, and he was VERY pissed. The
boy just couldn't that believe his chosen true love would pick his lemons over HIM!!!!

Both violent boys stormed out of the cave, but got stuck shoulder to shoulder at the
opening, as it was a pretty tight fit.

"Back off!"

"YOU back off! I was going first!!!"

Heepunzel growled, Duo snarled. Both croseed their arms and turned the other way.
But since both of them are as stubborn as the other, they stayed there, arms folded,
pouting and sulking, refusing to look at each other.

A few hours later, the sun set, and it was getting colder as it got darker. The cloudy sky
promised a rain storm, and as if answering to my writing, thunder struck.

Heepunzel jumped in his skin a bit, though thunder had been striking his tower a lot, but
you could NEVER get used to it. He shivered from the wind, but insisted on not giving
up his space to Duo.

Duo felt pity, *Such a cute boy....* he thought, watching Heepunzel shivering in his little
spandex shorts.

The American slowly spread his mantle over the shoulder of his gorgeous chicano lover.

Heepunzel looked over his shoulder, then up to her prince's gentle expression, without
saying anything, his eyes softened, and the boy rested his head on Duo's shoulder.
[<wipes her tears>.....love sap....-- Trowa girl]{*Eyes sparkle happily* This once, I agree
with you}

The prince took the opportunity to wrap his lover up more snuggly, drawing him closer to
his body, sharing the warmth. Finally, Duo led Heepunzel back in the cave to a dry corner
and settled down, as rain started pouring outside.

Duo took Heepunzel's chin with his fingers delicately, as delicate as the chicana.

"...You know?...."

"Hn?"

"I don't really care...."

"...."

"I mean, I don't care if you don't care about me as much as you care for your fics,..... All
that I know of is that I love you and to me, that's all that counts... and if you truly love
your fics more than me, I will be happy that you found happiness."

"......" Heepunzel mumbled something inaudible as rain got REALLY heavy out there.

"Huh?"

"I said, losiento, por favor!!!!"

Duo grinned, at the apology that doesn't sound like one, "Well, at least you're sorry...."

"....." Heepunzel mumbled a few more.

"What?"

"I SAID,.... I just realized that all my fics won't matter,.... unless..... unless....."

"Unless?" Duo cornered his koi.

"Unless...... unless you're there to read them for me..... I... I'm glad that you can see
again." Heepunzel looked away with a blush.

Duo was wet with his own tears, "Babe..."

"What now?!"

"You're sooo cute!!!!" Duo glomped the now short-spiky-haired latina.
~~~
{O_O TG, you send TOO many weird thoughts into my head for night! Especially after
"The Sack" O_O *sweatdrop* Very funny though. *nods* Yup, yup... ~Chibi Megami}
[<snickers> and that's bad....how? LOL.... --Trowa girl]
{*Giggles* Kawaii! This fic FINALLY let me in after five hours of trying... good work,
TG... couldn't have set it up any better myself. I added a teeny bit... now to find a suitable
way to close up this fic, ne? ~MD}
~~~
Elsewhere, a small boy with a head of gold and a smile just as charming stared out the
window into the storm, "Mother... when will father be back?" Une came to stand behind
her new son with a stern look on her face, "That bum is probably off indulging in the gay
fantasy of his again," she snarled into the night. "Nevermind, Quatre. I should've divorced
him a long time ago.... Let's get you ready for bed."
"Yes, mother," the Arabian boy smiled at his mother innocently and bounced towards his
bedroom. Une sighed as she watched her second son prepare to go to sleep for the night.
When was she going to have a kid that LOOKED like her? Not that she was
complaining... he was such a sweety, afterall....
~~~
{I couldn't resist. Even if Q and T aren't in the main plot, I just had to mention them...
maybe they can meet for the first time at the wedding? *thoughful look* Oh! So kawaii!
~MD}
~~~
[....... a son that LOOKED like her......LOL.....true, Q doesn't look like either of his
parents! dang it! LOL.... he might be a cross between treize and Sally....hm, that's a new
one. um? a wedding? but I have this image of Q being a 5 year old.....naaah, it's never too
early to start yaoi.....<damned demented mind!!!>-- Trowa girl]
~~~

A few days later, on a beautiful weekend, a BIG wedding was arranged, everyone was
there, Treize and Une/Ann, Howard and Sally, the witch Wufei, Rashid and all 40
maganacs, not to mention Abdul, who's always in hot pursuit by the hundreds of
disrespectable onnas of an ML, and other yaoi and yuri couples from other animes, such
as Touga and Saionji from RG Utena, Michiru and Haruka from SM, Ranma and Ryoga
from Ranma 1/2, etc.

Also, other minor and side casts from other fics, such as Freds, doctors and scientists, and
the whole cast of Star Wars. Roger and Hilde were crying in their seat, somehow, Duo
had invited them by mistake, I suppose?

Duo was waiting nervously at the altar, asking for advices for his official first night from
his daddy, Father Maxwell, whom were going to bless the new wedded couple-to-be.

"So....he's gonna like it if I do that to him?"

"Yes, trust me, my son...."

"Alrighty then! yoshi! I'm ready for tonight!" Duo posed with a fist curled, a macho
background of Deathcscythe turning Wing's self-destruct system off <ya know which one
I'm talking about....hee hee hee> scrolled down.

"Joy to My Life" was played as a signal.

Duo gulped and goes blue.

Heepunzel walked in, led by Wufei, who was going to give him away.

Wufei refused to look at where he was going as he thought of the marriage as an
"injustice". Heepunzel acted as a guide-dog, dragging Wufei.

He was still gorgeous, though. In a beautiful, skimpy white dress, contrasting Duo's black
wedding tuxedo, complete with a blood red garter, and black bat wings......[eh?!]... Duo
couldn't tear his eyes off of him, the cross-dressing chicano....

"Joy to my liiiifeeeeeee......" Dorothy ended her song when Heepunzel got by the prince's
side and threw Wufei over his shoulder, to which Treize caught him happily, so happy, he
wailed.

Anyways, we don't need Wufei anymore.

".....H-" Duo gulped, "You look beautiful,....babe."

"Hn." Heepunzel tried not to look at Duo's eyes, but he smirked in satisfaction anyway.

Father Maxwell cleared his throat.

"Uh, oh yes! the wedding! hah hah..." the Prince laughed nervously, "Go ahead, daddy!"
Father Maxwell gave Duo a little dirty look, "We're gathered here today, to witness what
God had bring together, in love-"

"I OBJECT!!!" Hilde yelled.

"Hey!!!" Duo protested.

Father maxwell coughed again, "We're not in that part, yet."

"Uh, okay, sorry..." Hilde sank back to her seat.

"As I was saying, In love, I health, in richness, in poverty,..... Such holy, beautiful
matrimony blah-blah-blah,-"

"I OBJECT!!!" this time, the other tranvestite.

Father Maxwell cleared his throat again, "Not that part YET!!!!"

"Hn." Heepunzel responded.

"oh...." Roger sank back like Hilde did.

"So, if anybody has an objection as to why these two lovely couple should not be
together....." This time, Father Maxwell, cast the two ugly chicks a look.

"OH! OH! I OBJECT!!!" screamed both chicks with scary chipmunk voices.{O.o did you
have to do that?!?! *pales at the word chipmunk* ~Chibi}

"Overruled." Father Maxwell said calmly.

Both chicks screamed their heads off, popping their eyes across the wedding tent.

"Who invited those two anyways?" asked an invitee, a peeved yaoi writer.

"No idea. How should I know anyway? You're the one writing!" answered another
annoyed yaoi writer.

"Oh yeah...." the first onna giggled again, "Ne, wanna go chase Abdul again after this,
deary?"

"Sure thing."

"EXCUSE MEEE!!!" Duo interrupted, sweatdropping, "It's *MY* wedding do you
miiind?!"

"......don't mess with me, asshole."

AAAANYWAYS, Father Maxwell says, "With the power God gave me, which makes me
the most powerful creature on earth and colonies, I announce you husband and....uh,
husband. uh, you may kiss the...husband?"

"Yeaaaaaay!!!!!" Duo glomped Heepunzel, who was kinda reluctant showing affection in
public.

"Omae o korosu."

"I luff you, too, hottie blue eyes!!!!" Duo went all kissy kissy.{lol, hottie blue eyes...?
*laughs some more* KAWAII! ~Chibi}

Father Maxwell sweatdropped at his son's behaviour then he excused himself to exorcise
the two now-possessed tranvestites.

Outside the tent, little 5 years old sunny Quatre was playing by himself, capturing a little
cricket, "Hello, Mr. Cricket, how are you? I'm Quatre Raberba Winner Kushrenada, Nice
to meet you." he beamed. {O.o ~Chibi}

[author took a moment to put on Abdul's shades. Abdul: OW! MY EYES!!!]

"...." came a sexy tenor voice.

Little Quatre turned abruptly in surprise, dropping the damn cricket.

For a moment, two boys stared at each other, pink bubbly background scrolled across the
screen, "It's just love!" playing in the background.

"...." Quatre swallowed the lump in his throat, then shone, "Hi! my name's Quatre
Raberba Winner Kushrenada!"

"......I don't have such respectable, not to mention long, name, But if you need to call me
something, call me Trowa." The tenor-voiced 6 year old boy with a mustard brown
unibang answered.

".....wanna play?" Quatre chirped.

"Sure thing." Trowa replied as Quatre took his hand, and together, they skipped towards
the setting sun, Rhythm Emotion playing in the background.
Meanwhile, back in the tent, everyone clapped and cheered for the live show happening
right in front of their eyes.

Duo posed once again, having THAT many people cheering him on.

Heepunzel grunted as he pulled Duo back down, feeling a bit abandoned.

And everyone lived happily ever after.

~~~

Ann popped out of the screen, teary eyed, "Why is it, that EVERYONE around me is
gay?!"

Somewhere, most probably, by the punch bowl, Wufei was being molested like hell.

"Oh C'mon, my dragon..... don't tell me you don't remember me?.... hm?" said a seductive
voice.

"KISAMA!!! NO!!! I DON'T remember ever fighting YOU!!!"

"Oh, you've hurt my feelings, my little dragon.... sure we have! we've *fought* many,
many times before....." said the voice, unsheathing his own sword, "Come now, show me
your sword...."

Wufei snarled, noticing the different tone of the word "fought", "Weakling!!! you're
twisting the meaning!!! INJUSTICE!!!!"

"Hmmm....." Treize went ^_^ as he, too became all kissy kissy towards the chinese boy.

"WAUK!!!!"

[<bows> there you go! ^_^ another one of my always unique ending. or, it hasn't ended,
just yet? -- Trowa girl]
{*shakes head* I think it needs a lil epilougue... *snickers* I have have just the thing!
.....i think..... *sweatdrops* ~Chibi Megami}

Epilouge: {Um, anyone wanna give it a name, or should it be nameless?}
{How about, all's well that ends well? ... Nah! ~MD}

While Wufei was being molested by the punch bowl....

Duo was happily molesting a very unhappy Heepunzel. Why was he unhappy, you may
ask... well, cause he's Heero and he hates PDA like hell. *shrug* So, shoot him....
*BANG* O.o Um, nevermind... {Aww!!! *Snaps her fingers and shoves her hands in her
pockets, disappointed. Her paintball gun hanging uselessly by her side* That would've
been fun too! Muahahaha!!! ~MD}

So, now the story continues, even though there is now a bullet hole in the wall beside
where Wufers head USED to be... [Wufers: *on the floor* @_@]

"So, what ever was in that 'Your Braid Part 6' Anyways... Heepunzel?"

Heepunzel cocked an eyebrow, "I thought you didn't care."

Duo smiled sheepishly. "I don't its just..."

"Just what?"

"Nothing."

"Right... and stop calling me Heepunzel, I never did like that name... it sounds so girlish."

"What would you like to be called then?"

"Heero."

"Alright... Hee-chan! I AM still curious about that fic though...."

Heepunzel smirked. Prince Duo smirked. Chibi Megami smirked.

Even MD appeared just so that she could smirk alongside her twin before giggling and
disappearing to go back and fuse with the Shinigami fairy to "accidently" appear in the
next fic, regardless of whether or not it was appropriate for the plot.

Everyone else: O.o

"I'll just have to SHOW you then..." and so off went Heepunzel and Duo to finish their....
er, lemon. [chibi: *sweatdrops*]

Narrator(aka Chibi Megami):And that is the story of Rapunzel... *gets whapped by a
karmasutra* "ITAI!!!! Huh... what's this?" Chibi picks up stack of print paper she was just
whapped with and smirks. "Yeah, well that is the story of HEEpunzel. And his lovely
Prince Duo. You know, in the original Rapunzel, she had twins? But I'd rather not add
THAT... *glances out at everyone* No. Don't even think it. May be you were wondering
what happened to her royal Piececrap....no? Too bad you're gonna hear it anyway." Chibi
walks off of the set of Rapunzel and back to the Inter-fic, carrying a stack of papers
labeled: "Your Braid Complete By: Heepunzel".
Back at the Mental Institution: (does that NOT surprise you?)

Relena's fat body is smashed into a small padded cell. Ok, I admit... it wasn't padded, and
she was put into the smallest cell in the whole damn place, just cause no one there likes
her. She was last heard mumbling incoherantly, and she was put on a very strict diet plan
by Jenny Craig's many great's aunt Penny Craig. And she ain't cheap either! *wink* The
doctor and his assitant comes in to do his regular check-up on the the Piececrap. "Any
hope for her at all doctor?" the assistant asked. The doctor burst out laughing, "Are you
KIDDING?!?! This is only her: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,998th
time here. Its problem higher than than but after a while you lose count. Don't even
bother with her." So they leave Relena, who by the way is STILL talking to herself. "I'll
get you Duo and your little dog too! *laughs insanely, it sounds mysteriously like Quatre's
weasel like laugh, only in chipmunk* HEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOO COME AND
KILL THIS MAN!!!!!
BUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"

Some other place, okay, it was in a small meadow. Heepunzel looked up.

"....eh? what's wrong, Hee-koi?" asked Duo between his moans.

"I thought I heard something...."

"Hear what? is there someone peeping in on us?!" Duo tried to grab his scattered clothes.

But Heepunzel grabbed the hand, "No, nothing. It might just be the wind,... but don't you
dare putting anything back on..... koi." He smirked.

Duo grinned, "Oooooh, babe, you're killing me!"

~Now it's the End~ ~Amen!~

{Ok, edit or add, but lets not get TOO far into this shall we minna? *bows* Otherwise
this be it and maybe will start CinderDuo and his Shinigami Fairy next.... what so you say
peeps? besides we already kinda inferred that we would already, besides I'm all for it!
~Chibi Megami}
[hehehehehehehe...fun with puns ^_^.......na? cinderduo? <whimpers><glancing at her
own unfinished cinderduo>..... let's do dorothy and OZ instead!!!! --Trowa girl]
{O.o Alrighty, what a parody of the Wizard of OZ then...? ~Chibi Megami}
{*Grins* Wow, that went up fast! That was PERFECT you two! *Glomps and hugs Chibi
and TG at the same time with a Duo-esque enthusiasm* I loved it! Waa~aaaiii!!! *Clears
her throat and starts singing in a very familiar Aladdin type melody sung by a certain,
annoying merchant* So it ends short and sweet, they were wed down the street, may their
marriage be truly blessed... Ack! *Gets smacked upside the head by a very annoyed GZ
who doesn't care very much for her to be giving the other SW ideas for an Aladdin
parody* Sheesh! *Rubs her head gingerly while GZ snickers at her* Whatever. So...
Dorothy and the General of OZ is up next? Yatta! ~MD}
{An Aladdin parody... O.o *walks out of site very afraid* ~Chibi}
[<shrugs> which ever works.....but I AM more familiar with Alladin....<snicker> just
becos I got the game, dammit. LOL.... ne, I'm getting Gundam's game, toooo..... <swoons
after the her gundam game-to-be>. let's do the next one! lets!!!! --Trowa girl]
[loved the BETTER format!!! I can read it, now! LOL --Trowa girl]