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Heepunzel
Part 2
By: The writers of Inter-fic.com

~~~
{Ok, anyone want the first jab at Relena? *snicker* I actually didn't plan for this but I
believe it fits... ne, minna? ~Chibi Megami}
{A Relena bashing scene? Anyone wanna explain how Relena found Heepunzel? Or
maybe how she found OUT about Heepunzel? I would do it, but I gotta go make dinner.
~MD}
**Hey, why didnt we make Relena The Witch?
-ME**
{*Eyes sparkle hopefully* A witch in disguise? Like in Snow White? *Twinkle*
Muahahaha... I can see it now... a crossover within a crossover! ~Kit-chan}
[wait, wait!!!!!--Trowa girl]
[phew!....I was afraid it was gonne get saved before the explanation...anyways....now we
can make Relena disguising as Wu-man--Trowa girl]
~~~
Chapter 3 [hopefully]

Duo went on a white horse to the tower, .....while Hilde was on his tail in a small
minivan.

When they got there....

"How is it, Relena?" asked Hilde.

"Oh, the cheetos is kinda lame, I suppose it was expired or something....."

Hilde sweatdropped, "I mean, Heepunzel."

"Oh, him, well, I'm just waiting for him down here, til he decided to come down on his
own...."

Hilde looked dreamy again, "Oh.....how beautiful.....two lovers,...waiting for each
other,....ne, Duo? ...Duo?"

Duo wasn't listening, he can't take his eyes off the enchanting tower window,
*Inside,.....he's inside....*

~~~~~

Later on, in the evening, they'd decided to camp there, because Relena had refused to go
home til she could "taste" her new male slave.

Duo was very grateful of his shinigami instinct that he brought along his laptop. He made
an email for Hee-baby.

Here it is: [who's the hacker, dammit?!]

Dear Hee-baby,

it's me, shinigami_daddy, yeah, that's me outside, ....uh, no, not the fat smelly one. I'm the
one guy with long braid ......Duo Maxwell, prince of the Gundam kingdom. Don't forget
to vote for me, Duo Maxwell for President 2000. But that's off topic.

ano,....um,.....I want to see you,....it had been long, I wanted to ask you something, in
person....please. Would you, let me up? at 3 AM tomorrow, when everyone's asleep, I'll
make sure they're asleep. But onegai, meet me.

Duo Maxwell

A few moments later, Duo got new mail:

Dear Shinigami_Daddy,

.......hn.

Heepunzel.

Duo grinned. And he went out of his tent, with sleeping pills in his pocket, ready to be
dropped into everyone's soup.
~~~~~~~
**How about we have duo use a grappiling hook tied to his hair to climb the tower
-ME**
{I thought Heepunzel had long hair too? Maybe earlier, Wufei thought it ridiculous to
climb hair? *has THAT look* Maybe we should have them kinda use that to emphasize
Hee-chan's strenghth? You know, having Duo climb HEE-chan's braid? *muffles
laughter* Then later, remember how the witch found out and cut Rupunzel's hair? Good
idea for how Heero gets his more familiar do. Grappling hook? Muahahaha!!! Yeah,
maybe for the first time, when Heepunzel still doesn't really trust him enough to have
Duo touch his hair... then, Duo can be feeding him behind Relena's back, every night
when he visits with Heepunzel, thus making the wait longer. Right? Gomen, spur of the
moment idea. No, I won't be a back seat writer for this whole fic. I should be back behind
the wheel by tomorrow afternoon. ~MD}
~~~
That night... er, morning... at the unholiest of hours...

"Heepunzel!" a soft voice hissed from the base of the tower, as if to keep from being
detected, "Heepunzel! It's me!" Duo fidgeted as he waited for the imprisoned boy to
respond. Suddenly, something popped into view... a pair of intense cobalt eyes, which
narrowed distrustfully. Duo's breath caught in his throat at the sight. this was the first
glimpse he'd gotten of Heepunzel since he'd arrived... and quite frankly, the boy was
more beautiful than he had ever imagined.

So entranced was he that he didn't see the coil of rope that was thrown down until it
smacked him in the face. "Ack!" he yelped as he got tossed to the ground. "Baka," he
heard a slightly nasal voice say from a distance. *Is that him?* Duo wondered, as he'd
never heard Heepunzel talk before. Gingerly, he rose and began to pick up the rope. It
was made of some very nice material... REALLY nice... so nice, in fact, that it was way
to smooth to grip. He cursed as he slipped for the umpteenth time, "Damn silk! Where
the hell did you get all of this silk?!" With that utterance, a dozen different hentai
thoughts crossed his mind and he blushed, "Nevermind."

Suddenly, he found its end and lo and behold, there was a grappling hook attached to it.
"Huh? How come I didn't notice that before?" he frowned as he picked it up and turned it
over in his hands. Before he could say anything else, there was a bright light and a poof!
Standing before him was a young woman about his age with a black braid identical to his
and the greenest eyes he'd ever seen. In fact, she was basically his spitting image! But
female, of course... and she had BLACK hair and GREEN eyes.... {No minna, this isn't
exactly self insertion. I actually look a lot more like Duo than the girl I just described. I
have a brown braid and brown eyes.}

The girl glowed with a soft green light and carried a blazing green scythe. She smiled at
him for a moment, before she started to giggle like a lunatic. "Who the hell are you?!"
Duo demanded, irritated. "Why, I am your shinigami fairy!" Duo and Heepunzel both
looked at each other and sweatdropped. "Don't you mean fairy godmother?" Duo
demanded. She shook her head, "No. I am your shinigami fairy."
"Okay... then aren't you in the wrong story?"
"No... why would you ask that?"
"Because, we're doing Rupunzel right now!"
"Oh.... Really?"
"Yes, really."
"Oh! Then I guess I'd better get going! I have to get to the fic where YOU have the lead
female role!"
"Nani?!?"
"Yeah... I think it's called... CinderDuo?"[<gasp> another story alert!--Trowa girl]

For the first time, actual laughter can be heard coming from Heepunzel's vicinty. "Oh, but
before I go... I should help you out anyway! You know, this story won't get anywhere if
you can't figure a way to get up that tower," she said with a thoughtful smile. "Okay so
help me," Duo grumbled. "But I did... kind of. I gave you that hook!"

"And what the hell am I supposed to do with it?"
"Hook yourself to it?"
"That will tear my clothes! Hilde will have a maternal fit!"
"So?"
"So?!? That's torture!"
"Then hook it to your braid!"
"?"
"Hn. I'll do it then! Here he comes Heepunzel!"
"Ack! Ouch! Awwwwuuuuoooowww!!!! Itetetete!!!"
"PULL!!!"

With that, Duo got hefted up into the tower by his hair and the shinigami fairy stood by,
watching everything with an amused grin. Then, as suddely as she appeared, she turned
into a wisp of smoke and stole away. And only the squirrels witnessed the giggling cloud
as it slipped into a giant black mecha several hundreds of feet away, sitting alone in the
woods. where did this mecha come from? Why was it in the woods? Why is it even in
these times where gundanium didn't actually exist? And in the story of Heepunzel, no
less? Because the current author says so. Care to argue?

And so the spirit of shinigami went back to her rest, waiting to see just how urgently they
needed her in the CinderDuo fic. Hey, if they got desperate, they'd call her. until then, she
was going to sleep. Hell, going from fic to fic tires you out. Even Shinigami needs her
time off.

~~~

{*Smiles* Yeah, I'm back in again. Decided that I couldn't wait and added a little
something of my own. *Snickers* I really couldn't help myself. Well, unfortunately, that
is my major contribution of not much and I have to go now. I will see you guys
tomorrow. Death's honor. Ja ne! ~MD}
~~~

Chapter 4

As Duo was being towed up, faintly he heard groans, "huh?! EGADS, you're pretty strong
for a boy, Hee-chan. I thought only Hilde could tow me like this...."

Heepunzel's frown could be heard in his "Hn."

When Duo finally reached up, [damn tower, everyone's having so much trouble with
it.....] he was even more shocked, because of what he thought silk, was
actually....Heepunzel's hair!

*DAMN!....wonder how it would feel on-......* Duo grinned like a stupid horse, then he
giggled.

The lemon writer beauty was more beautiful [lack of vocab, dammit] up close, Duo took
his hand and said, "Hi again, the name's Maxwell, Duo Maxwell, for president 2000,
don't forget to vote for me! uh, I mean, I'm your biggest fan, Hee-baby! can I have your
autograph?"

"Hn."

Duo was beginning to wonder if Heepunzel is also mute besides weird. Not that he
himself was NOT weird either.....
[sap time]

Heepunzel took a place on the window, under the moonlight elegantly. Duo slowly sat
beside him, somehow, can't let his eyes off of the latino beauty.

Gently, Duo reached to touch the other boy's cheek, to which Heepunzel leaned a bit into.

"My god.....you are so beautiful,....Heepunzel...." Duo whispered with a soft sigh. Rich
silk strands fell lushly over both of them as Duo loosen the red ribbon that ties the braid.

The prince undid his own, mixing their hair together, just like their feelings.

"....you....love me?" growled the wing pilot.

Duo gulped, usually when chicks ask him that he'd just lie and manipulate them, if you
know what I mean.....<snicker>.

But, he can't, and didn't want to lie to Heepunzel.

"Aren't that a little too soon, Heepunzel?"

Heepunzel suddenly slapped the american boy's starting-to-wonder hand away and got
up, walking sulkily across the room to slump on his bed.

"Heepunzeeeel,......I didn't mean that I don't like you, I do, I like you, very much,....but I
won't say that I love you til I'm really, really sure, then, I will make you my bride."

"hn! But I like you."

Duo grinned, "Honto?! honto?!"

"Hn."

Duo pranced to Heepunzel's side again.

"C'mon.....don't sulk,....you're too cute when you do." the prince' s hand played with the
lush mass.

Heepunzel smirked.

Duo took the opportunity to kiss the latino boy, tasting him for the first time.

Soft, nice, and long. Just like their hair. [sweatdrop, I can't take sap, seriously.][GAK!
THen stop writing it! O.o Cause neither can I!]

Heepunzel bit Duo's tongue a bit, and he yelped, "What did you do THAT for?!"

Heepunzel just snickered.

The prince smirked back before glomping the violent meztizo beauty.

[damn,...I think 2x1 is soooo cute.....<sigh> they can be cuter than 4x3 at
times,....especially the humor! --Trowa girl]

**Um, please define the verb "to glomp". And I always thought that Heero was Japanese.
-ME**

[<snickering> he is, but I thought the hispanic idea is funny, admittance, it wasn't my
idea, it was my friend's. "look in the mirror, por favor." LOL....glomp? jump him?--Trowa
girl]

[I'm soooo bored.--Trowa girl]

[Just thought of something,.....I was actually gonna slip in my boy and Quatre in,
but....naaaah, let's make this a DxH fic ONLY. ^_^ --Trowa girl]

Chapter 5

The midnight encounters repeated itself for a few nights by now....

Everytime they meet, Duo would've leave his undies for his new koi to make a new
harness of. They think it's more romantic that way, rather than using the convenient rope
nearby the computer desk.

Rog- er....Relena, was getting kinda suspicious. While Hilde, well, she's always trippin',
so....<shrug>

So one cloudy day, Relena decided to disguise himself as Wufei, trying to trick
Heepunzel into letting down his harness. [take it from here, anyone, I got a class to catch]

[okay, continuing it myself -_-;;;]

Relena, cosplaying in a Wufei outfit went up to the base of the tower and squeaked,
"Heepunzel, Heepunzel, let down your harness!"
Heepunzel peered out surprised, "Hey, Kisama, why are you back?!"

"I've decided not to sell you after all," the crossdressing transexual held down his- er her
squeal of joy upon seeing Heepunzel went out to look at her, "So, let me up, please!"

Heepunzel, without thinking twice, dropped the hair harness, hitting Piececrap's face, as
tradition would've said, to which Relena, enthusiastically started climbing with.

why could she climb such soft, smooth material?.....see, she's got a half monkey
descendant,....so....<shrug>

NEways, so she climbed til she went in the tower.

A that moment, reality hits Heepunzel, well, actually more of the odor which hit him.

"DAMN!!! YOU're THAT baka onna!!!!"

Relena shrieked with evil laughter.

"I should've known!!! you smell! and fat! and....you didn't say justice or weakling as
much!!!" [I'm no good today--Trowa girl ps: will be back after my last class and anime
club ^_^]

[no one~e's hereeee~e..... T_T --Trowa girl]
[alrighty.....]

Relena took her Wufei mask off, kinda like the ones they make in the old mission
impossible.

Heepunzel screamed in horror upon seeing Relena's face up close, to which woke Duo
up. Well, having those midnight encounters sure leave a man exhausted, don't you think?

Heepunzel screamed even louder when Relena threw her wufei outfit away, revealing a
sack of lard and grease in a hot pink bikini swimsuit. [.....]

Duo ran up to the tower, "Hee-koi!!! what's going on?!!"

But only screams and bumps could be heard. Duo jumped up and down worriedly,
wringing his hands and shouting up to Heepunzel, all the while growing more and more
nervous. "What the hell am I gonna do?! Heepunzel!!! Answer me!!!"
~~~
[should I end this, now? <frown>--Trowa girl]
[Hey, this is Aya-chan! I'm back because I don't want C-chan to be mad at me ^_^. I will
start writing as soon as I get home from school. Now, I am off to go brush my teeth
^_^.--Aya-chan
[....-_-;;;.....LOL....naaah, I'll never be mad at ya, deary ^_^--Trowa girl]
{Hn. I'm back... it's taken me forever, but I've returned to the IF. I'll help ya out TG... but
first, I gotta go write an essay about being leader for a day. ~MD}
{Hn. I'm back as well. *sigh* I didn't desert you all, I would never do that. *sighs again*
This is going along VERY well. *smiles happily* and I like the idea of it only being a
DxH ficcie... besides, we write enough about TxQ in the free-form, ne? maybe instead of
having structured and free form, we shoulda had a DxH section and TxQ section so they
can BOTH have their time in the sun... *sigh yet AGAIN* I'd love to contribute but I have
a damn football game to go to... it just sucks sometimes being in band... I'll try to write
some when I return from the game... *the "leader" waves tiredly and walks out of the
site* ~Chibi Megami (um, I was wondering... am I still "leader" or what? Its been so long
since I've been able to come here my brain is a utter train wreck! NEwayz I was just
wondering.)}
[sure you are still the leader, the position isn't as easily got rid of, ya know, LOL ^_^. ano,
it's QxT instead of TxQ, I know it doesn't matter to some people, but I AM, kinda fanatic
about it. and it IS DxH, instead of HxD.....IC-ness, ya know? <wink>--Trowa girl]
{Not everyone can be leader, you know... and I happen to think that you pull that off
quite nicely, sis. Right now, I'm jumping through hoops to get this done without making
the lib admin suspicious. Sorry to be concise, but I must fly! ~MD}
{*sighs and the "leader" walks in as tired as she left* Hi minna, I'm going to write now,
but if this interferes with anything anyone else may have in mind, feel free to adjust it.
*smiles* Besides, its been going along just great, I'm so happy! I guess I should thank ya
for the support minna, its really helped. Oh, and just cause I wasn't feeling as creative
today I did a little self-insertion, I just felt sorry for Duo, you'll understand when you read
it and you'll understand if you've ever read the Welcome section in my site. NEways on
with the show! ~Chibi Megami}
~~~
"Bitch stay away!!!" Heepunzel cried, probably for the umpteenth time. Relena just
giggled and tried to look as seductive as her fat would allow, trying to give him her best
bedroom smile. [is that the right words? *shrug* oh well...*thinks about what she wrote
and shudders*] He felt as though he was going to hurl. She giggled again, "It's too late!!!
It's all planned! Hilde is going to marry Prince Duo and I'm going to marry
yoooo~~uuuu!!!" Heepunzel's eyes bugged out of his face. 'Duo was going to marry
Hilde?!?!'

Duo stood still staring up at the tower. His mind racing for some idea of how to get up
there. He almost wished his Shinigami fairy would forget about not supposed to be in this
story and come and help him anyway. He was brought out of his train of thought by a
loud,

"DUO NO BAKA!!!"

Duo cringed back in fear, "oh no... that damn Piececrap must've told him...Fuck!!!" He
looked around in desperation one more time for a way to get up to the tower. Just then
another bright light and a poof and this time a girl with Dark brown hair and eyes stands
before the prince smirking. "Damn, another Shinigami fairy...?" She shook her head.
"Then who ARE you?" She bows(notice how I seem to do that a lot?)"I am Chibi
Shinigami no Megami."(that's my FULL name, Chibi Megami is the shortened version.
*wink*) Duo pales. "Now, I remember you... CHIBI CHIBI!!!" he cried "HELP ME~~!!!"
I smile sympathically at the braided baka. "Now, what fun would that be?" Duo looks at
Chibi with puppy dog eyes. "Please?" Chibi smiles brightly. "Sure." She snaps her fingers
and Duo disappears in a puff of smoke and reappears dangling off what's left of the tower
window. "CHIBI~~~!!!" He peers down but she has already disappeared, only her
hysterical laughter can be heard. Duo struggles to pull himself into the tower, only to
come face to face with a very peeved Heepunzel. "Why didn't you tell me you were
marrying Hilde!?!" Duo laughed nervously. "I never said I was going to... Hee-koi, I've
loved you since I met you on the net!!!"
Rhythm Emotion was played on the background as the intense moments occur.

Heepunzel frown slightly. "Hn. Baka." Duo smiled, at least he wasn't as mad. Relena
burst into yet another fit of giggles. "You're too late!!! Heepunzel is going to marry
MEEEE~~~EEEEE!!!!!!!"

{GAK!!! *cover ears* I can't stand it anymore, I made her giggle too much!!! If you
thought her regular voice was bad have you ever heard her yell
"HEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" with a chipmunk voice?!?! *laughs
nervously* yeah, well i have I wanted to hear Heero and Duo as chipmunks so I adjusted
the settings on my computer... they were cute an all but i forgot that Relena also yelled
the above mentioned lined and I almost tore my ears off. My ears throb just thinking
about it! oh well that's all folks. ~Chibi Megami}
[<shudders violently> you scared the crap outta me, Chibi....now I'm crapless......which is
pretty good, if you think about it.....LOL --Trowa girl]

"HRMPH!!!" Relena's shrill giggling was muffled by the rock Duo threw right into her
gaping snack hole.

*crack* the rock .....cracked as she started chewing on it...."You think a mere stone can
stop my love for Heepunzel, Maxwell?!"

"No, but this can!" Duo smirked as he threw a bag of cheetos at the weird sack of lard.

She/he shrieked as she glomped the big bag of snack, expressing her lust after it.

"...."

"Sheesh!" Duo's eyes widened seeing the weird scene between a she-man and a bag of
crunchy snack.

[what the hell's wrong with me tonight?--Trowa girl]
{*Giggles at a nonRelena pitch* Kawaii! Or... um... just weird! Muahahaha!!! ~MD}
{The adding Rhythm Emotion in the background, was a nice touch.. I likes! *winks*
*grins sheepishly* didn't mean to scare the crap outta ya TG, I guess it could be
considered a good thing... LOL ~Chibi Megami}
[LOL....yeah, I suppose so... see, I was, well, no, I wasn't exactly crapless,
....but.....<shrugs> aaargh, don't make me think!-- Trowa girl]

[oh look! C-chan got an idea and started writing, eventhough she got an essay to do, and
2 reviews to make for her stupid drama and english classes!!!-- Trowa girl <right before
she got slapped by C-chan for telling everyone THAT>]

Duo was so enchanted by the scene that he didn't notice the greasy phlegm Relena was
producing, some of it hit his eyes.

"WAUK!" the handsome prince covered his eyes with both hands, but it was too late,
blood and sticky substances seeped out of his eyeballs. [oookay, horrible image here,
pipol] It burned him, and the pain.... the pain.....

Heepunzel was shocked, "DUO!!!" as his prince fell limply in his arms.

"Hang in there!!! DUOOOO!!!"

Heepunzel couldn't take it anymore, he could care less if he wasn't dressed properly! The
mestizo boy took the un-done rope made from Duo's underwear and jumped half way
down the tower.

They dangled for a moment, before Heepunzel kissed Duo's lips softly and said, "We'll be
together in hell, my love...." then, he let go of the undies rope, but their fingers were still
entwined... as they fell together into oblivion.
~~~
{Woah! Holy crap! ~MD}
[is that....bad? LOL -- Trowa girl]
{Are they going to die? *Eyes water* ~MD}
{Chibi here, I'm putting my plan into action we discussed MD... so here it goes!}
~~~
Chibi Megami reappears, just has Heepunzel let go of the undies, rolling her eyes. "HEY
SIS, WE HAVE A REAL PROBLEM OVER HERE!!" *POOF* Mistress Deathscythe
appears by her. "So what are we gonna do? Are we going to let the story end here?" Chibi
just gave her a look and she immediately knew. Smiling mishcheiviously, she shakes her
head, "Nah!" In one big poof, the twins disappeared and then reappeared with a large
fluffy pillow the size of a caravan. Nodding in agreement, they placed it beside the tower.
"Think that'll do it?" Chibi asks. MD thinks for a moment. "Iie, we'll need another one for
Hee-chan's hair." Chibi nods and disappears to find another pillow, while MD watches
the two G-boys continue to fall with an amused smile. PLOP. They land on the pillow,
followed by a big gust of wind. A few moments later Heepunzel's hair falls with a loud
THUD on the ground beside them, coiled up like a large, wounded anaconda, at that
exact moment Chibi reappears with a down pillow the size of a volkswagon... still too
small for the huge mass known as Hee-chan's hair. "Too late, ne?" MD nods. Chibi
sweatdrops. "I couldn't find another big pillow!!!" MD looks at her sis strangely and
points to the pillow in Chibi's hands, "Baka..." Chibi pouts and stomps her foot, "It took
me forver to find this... but then I realized that it was way too small anyway!" MD made a
sound that closely resembled a snort and then burst out laughing.

Duo stands up and wobbles around searching idly(sp?) for something... ANYthing, seeing
as right now, it can't be confirmed if he's blind or not. Heepunzel glared at the Twin
Spirits. "How DARE you do THAT!!! We were suppose to DIE!!!" They shrug. "LIVE
with it!" Chibi giggles and with that she disappears. MD sticks around just a moment
longer and grins at Heepunzel, "Uh... do I take it that that was a mission failure?" Heero
snarled and pulled out his spare self detonation device, thoroughly set on taking at least
MD with him when he blew himself to hell and back for botching yet another mission.
"A-ah!" MD waved a finger at the long haired boy, "If you remember correctly, I'm
Shinigami. You can't kill me anyway. And besides, I have news for you... you're not
going to die if you hit that button. Trust me, I have inside information." With that, she
started chuckling insanely and disappeared in a green puff of smoke. Heepunzel growled,
enraged, and stormed off to catch up with Duo, leaving the fat lard ball squealing up in
the high tower, and the two lovers alone.
~~~
{Anyone wanna take it from here? MD, if ya like to add any additional comments for
yourself.... be my guest! *bows and disappears in a puff of smoke* ~Chibi Megami*}
{Ninmu ryoukai. That was fun! ~MD}
~~~
"Hey, Duo!" Heepunzel yelled as he hurried after his stumbling koi, dragging that
godawful, extra ton of dead weight behind him as fast as he could. Duo spun around, but
there was a cloudy, faraway look in his eyes, "Huh? Hee-chan?! Where are you?!" he
cried nervously.
"I'm right here!" Heero yelled and clamped a hand around one of Duo's arms to steady
him. He saw the jerky, sightless look in his lover's eyes and cursed. "Duo! Duo? Can you
see me?" His also braided lover looked like he was about to cry, "Iie! I can't see
ANYTHING!!!" he whined.

Heepunzel looked around quickly. Relena was still up in the tower, but it looked like she
had found that other convenient rope next to his desk and threw it out of the window,
screaming for Hilde to help her catch her "husband". Heepunzel nearly gagged at the
mere sound of that word and struggled to devise a plan of escape.

He looked down at his endless coils of hair and bit his lip. there was only one way to
escape Relena, and having this bulky mass weighing him down wasn't going to do.
Taking a deep breath, he pulled a dagger out of his spandex, as he was now in medival
times and his usual handgun wasn't invented yet, and slid it under the base of his skull.
Closing his eyes tightly, he pushed the blade up and felt it slice neatly through the thick
rope of hair.

For a long moment, he watched as the braid that his hair had been in since Duo had
physically come into his life and had done it up for him, fell lifelessly to the ground. He
felt a strange detachment and numbness. He was reluctant to admit it, but when you grow
your hair out like that all your life, you kinda get attached to it, in more ways than one. It
was almost like losing a really good friend. But he didn't have time to reminisce... Relena
was hot on his trail, like the dog she was and he had to get out of here NOW.

Now free of the excess weight, he picked Duo up and threw him over his shoulder and
made a break for it. He was pretty sure that there was a river around here somewhere... he
could use that to throw her off, then he could probably get Duo to one of the caves along
the banks a little ways off so that he could assess the damage the American boy had
endured.
~~~
{Okay Chibi. I guess you can take it from here. i have to go put some closure on that
scene I erected in the AAY fic. ~MD}
{*salutes* Nimnu Ryoukai! And all that other stuff! *giggles* ~Chibi Megami}

Hilde now peered up at her friend (who would consider HER a friend?! *shudder*) as she
helped her down the tower. Being part monkey, she was also very clumsy so she fell and
began to fal towards the pillow placed by the Twins of Death earlier. But, before she
could sucessfully land on it Chibi reappeared and yank it out from under her/him and
vanished into thin air. She went SPLAT on the floor and a HUGE and I mean HUGE dent
was made into the world. So huge in fact that you could she the dent looking down on the
earth from space. But since she had so much lard on her body the fall didn't faze her at
all. "HEEEEEPUNNNNZELLLLL!!!!" she screeched. Even Hilde had to hold her ears
and cringe at the high octives. (author can hear her in chipmunk voice and tries to tear
her ears off... unsuccessfully) We can't let them be gay! We must go after them!!!" Hilde
nodded. Grabbing the Cheetoes Duo had given the Piececrap earlier they took off after
the two boys.
It didn't take too long for Heepunzel to find a secluded cave, since he had been trained to
be the Perfect Soldier by the REAL Wufei before he was replaced by the Piececrap.

He laid him down and peered into the crying boys face. He looked pale. TOO pale in
fact. "Hee-koi... I don't feel so good...."

Just then a huffed, "Weaklings!" could be heard.

Could it be?!?! HAI! It was Wufers to save the day! Heepunzel's eyes narrowed. "Kisama!
Show yourself!!!"

Wufei appeared floating in the air, considering he WAS... or USED TO be a sorcerer.
"Do you want to know what's wrong with him or don't you?!?! HUH?!?!
WEAKLINGS!!!"

Duo slumped against(sp?) the cave wall. "Hee-koi..." He called out weakly.

"What's wrong with him damnit!!!"

Wufei sneered down on them. " I think its QUITE obvious. The Piececrap is the most
poisonous creature alive. SO, plainly put... Prince Duo is dying."

*GASP!!!* Heepunzel was totally stunned. Duo began bawling again.
"BUT!!!" Wufei waited until the commotion had calmed down. "There is only ONE way
to save him." Heepunzel looked up at him suspiciously.
"How?"

"Simple." the chinese man said. "Only his true love's tears can make him regain his sight
and save him from dying."

"NANI?!??!"

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TBC in Heepunzel part 3
review, onegai! ^_^