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Halloween
By US
The setting is Quatre�s gynumbis house. Quatre Mom is making last minute adjustments on Quatre�s costume.
Quatre Mom- You�re such a cute little teddy bear!
Quatre- I�m not a teddy bear, mom! I�m a Swedish Made Penis Enlarger!
Quatre Mom- Dear, I made this costume for you to be a teddy bear.
Quatre- But, mom! I want to be a happy little Swedish Made Penis Enlarger!
Quatre Mom- Quatre�I forbid you�The doorbell cuts her off before she can finish. Quatre sprints to the door, opens it and is ambushed by a sheet.
Sheet- BOO!!
Quatre- AHHHHHHHH!! Duo pulls the sheet off of him and laughs at Quatre.
Duo- Laughing. I scared you!! Pauses. I�m a GHOST!! Looks at Quatre. What are you supposed to be? A teddy bear?
Quatre- No! I�m a Swedish Made Penis Enlarger!
Duo- What�s that?
Quatre- A very fuzzy animal with big, wide eyes and a happy smile that sings lullabies to good girls and boys.
Duo- Why?
Quatre- Because I wanted to be one! Before Duo could say anything rude, the doorbell rang again. Quatre and Duo raced to the door and opened to see a big yellow banana. Um�hello Mr. Banana!
Banana- Shhhhh!
Quatre- A TALKING BANANA!! A little door opens to reveal Heero�s face.
Heero- Shhh! I�m undercover as a banana. No one will know. He gets up and crouches in the corner and then closes the door on his costume.
Duo- I definitely was not picturing Heero to be a banana. Quatre shakes his head. Quatre Mom walks out.
Quatre Mom- Oh, TWO guests are here!! A banana and�where�s your costume? Duo rips out his sheet.
Duo- I�m a GHOST!!
Heero- How did she know?
Quatre Mom- What a great idea!! Quatre! Next year YOU should be a banana!!
Quatre- But I wanted to be a cantaloupe!
Quatre Mom- Oh, okay then.
Heero- Now that you know it�s me, I must kill you.
Quatre Mom- Was I not supposed to know it was you?
Heero- No. This is my first mission by myself. I was supposed to go undercover as a banana and collect this strange substance called candy.
Duo- I�ll help you!
Heero- No. I must do it myself.
Duo- Well, you can COLLECT the candy and I�ll EAT it for you!!
Heero- You eat this candy?
Duo- DUH!!
Heero- You�d do that for me?
Duo- A bit oblivious. OF COURSE!! What are friends for?!
Heero- Friend? Duo nods and puts his arm around Heero. Heero looks semi-annoyed but Duo doesn�t seem to notice.
Quatre Mom- Okay, who�s not here?
Quatre- Trowa and Wufei. At this, the doorbell rings. YAY!! He opens the door and standing there is Trowa dressed as a clown.
Duo- PREDICTABLE!!
Trowa- I�m a clown!
Quatre- Feeling smart. I can read it! It says, �I�m a clown!� I can read mom!!
Quatre Mom- Very good Quatre!
Duo- I could read it too!! I just didn�t feel like reading it out loud because I assumed that everyone already knew how to read!! Trowa remembers and takes out his OTHER chalkboard.
Trowa- "I can do clownish tricks too!"
Quatre- YAY!! Do some tricks!! Trowa takes out three balls and starts juggling them. YAY!! Quatre Mom claps contently. The doorbell rings again. IT�S WUFEI!! When the door is opened, Wufei is standing there wearing ancient Chinese warrior type clothing.
Wufei- GUESS WHO I AM!!
Quatre- Umm�Mulan?
Wufei- NO! She�s a woman!! I�m SHANG!!
Everyone- OHHHHH!!
Duo- EVEN MORE PREDICTABLE!! To everyone�s surprise, the doorbell rings again. Everyone looks horrified. Quatre�you didn�t invite DOOR did you?!
Quatre- NO WAY!! They all stare at the door as it seems to loom over them. Quatre Mom comes over.
Quatre Mom- Well, open it! She opens the door slowly.
Everyone- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Quatre Mom- OH!! Everyone is silenced. TRICK-OR-TREATERS!! Everyone sighs with relief. She opens the door all the way to reveal a kid with a scary mask on and a werewolf.
Quatre- AHHHHHHHH!! Hugs his mom�s leg and demands to be picked up.
Kid with scary mask- Taking mask off. Don�t worry kid, it�s fake!!
Quatre- Oh�I KNEW THAT!! Quatre Mom gives them candy and they leave.
Duo- I WANNA GO TREAK-OR TREATING NOW!!
Quatre Mom- Okay, after a picture though!! She clusters everyone together in their costumes except for Wufei who demanded personal space and Heero who was still pretending to be a banana. Say CHEESE!!
Duo and Quatre- CHEESE!! After taking the picture she leads them outside.
Quatre Mom- Okay Random Minion #2, bring them back before dark and don�t let them eat too much candy and make sure that Quatre doesn�t get too scared.
Random Minion #2- Do not worry Mother of Master Quatre.
Quatre Mom- Oh yes. And if Quatre gets cold, give him this sweater. She hands him a fuzzy sweater.
Quatre- Mom! If I wear that sweater then I won�t be a cute little Swedish Made Penis Enlarger!!
Quatre Mom- Quatre�you�re a teddy bear.
Duo- LET�S GO!!
Quatre Mom- Okay. Bye!! HAVE FUN!! She watches them as they walk away from the house.
Duo- Whispering. All right. Let�s DITCH the minion and go Trick-or-Treating on our own!
Quatre- Gasping. I�ve never DITCHED a minion before.
Duo- I do it ALL the time!! Don�t worry.
Heero- Should I shoot him? I brought my gun.
Quatre- I�ll tell on you if you do!!
Wufei- We should lead him away with candy!!
Duo- Only the DISGUSTING candy!
Trowa- "But we don�t HAVE any candy."
Random Minion #2- Leaning over them. What are you talking about?
Duo- LOOK!! CANDY!! Random Minion #2 doesn�t move.
Wufei- GO GET IT!! Still no movement.
Duo and Wufei- PUH-LEASE?!
Quatre- Random Minion #2!! Go sit in that bush and don�t come out until I tell you to!! Random Minion #2 runs over to the bush and squats down.
Duo- That was easy enough.
Voice of Random Minion #2 from the bush- Now you won�t run away, right?
Quatre- Probably.
Voice of Random Minion #2 from the bush- Close enough.
Quatre- Now let�s go Trick-or-Treating!!
Everyone- YAY!! They all walk to the first house which, like Quatre�s house is very big but not AS big because Quatre lives in a rich neighborhood. Everyone runs up excitedly�except Heero who walks up. They all have a race to see who can ring the doorbell first and Wufei wins. Duo feels that because he didn�t win, he has to press it until the person comes to the door. The door opens and a random guy named Bob stands there with a bowl full of candy.
Duo & Quatre & Wufei- TRICK-OR-TREAT!!
Random Guy Named Bob- What nice costumes!! Here�s a piece for you�Drops one in Quatre�s bag.
Quatre- THANK-YOU!!
Random Guy Named Bob- One for you� Puts one in Duo�s bag.
Duo- Can I have two?
Random Guy Named Bob- No�
Duo- Starts to cry fakely. WAAAAAA!! You ruined my first Halloween ever!!
Random Guy Named Bob- Oh, um�sorry kid�Drops three more pieces into Duo�s bag.
Duo- Immediately stops crying. Thank-you!! Follows after Quatre. He puts one into Trowa�s bag and Trowa bows his head in appreciation. Then he put one in Wufei�s bag. Wufei pulled out his candy and examined it without a word of thanks. Then it was Heero�s turn.
Random Guy Named Bob- And one for�
Heero- Pulling out a gun. All right, gimme the whole bowl. Now. No questions asked.
Random Guy Named Bob- Looking at the five-year-old in a banana costume holding a gun up to him. Come on kid. I already had to give HIM extra candy. Points to Duo.
Heero- I hope you don�t think this is a joke.
Random Guy Named Bob- It�s kinda hard not to. I mean, you�re a banana.
Heero- An UNDERCOVER banana. He holds the gun up to Random Guy Named Bob�s face. Now give me the substance called candy.
Random Guy Named Bob- You actually expect me to believe that�s a REAL gun? It�s Halloween. He snatches the gun out of Heero�s hand. Now take your candy and get lost. He puts a piece of candy in Heero�s bag. Heero stares evilly at Random Guy Named Bob. I�m serious. Get going. Heero turns around only after getting the address of the house.
Quatre- Where are we going to go next? They look down the huge road.
Duo- Pointing to the next house. That one!! They all run up to the door except Heero who is still mourning over his lost gun. Duo reaches the house first and presses the doorbell numerous times until the lady comes to the door.
Duo & Quatre & Wufei- TRICK OR TREAT!!
Lady- Oh, how cute! A ghost�
Duo- That�s me! I�m the ghost!!
Lady- A solider�
Wufei- That�s SHANG!!
Lady- A clown, a banana�
Heero- An UNDERCOVER banana.
Lady- And a BEAR!!
Quatre- I�m not a bear! I�m a Swedish Made Penis Enlarger!!
Lady- A Swedish Made what?
Quatre- A Swedish Made Penis Enlarger, a very fuzzy animal with big, wide eyes and a happy smile that sings lullabies to good girls and boys.
Lady- Oh, okay. Here�s a piece of candy for the ghost, for the banana�
Heero- An UNDERCOVER banana.
Lady- For the UNDERCOVER banana, for the clown, for SHANG and for the� uh�Swedish Made Penis Enlarger.
Duo & Quatre & Wufei- THANKS!! Quatre, Wufei, Duo and Trowa run off. Heero remains standing there.
Heero- Give me more.
Lady- Now, you little undercover banana you, we mustn�t be selfish.
Heero- You mustn�t but I must. Give me candy.
Lady- No, go now with your friends.
Heero- Friend? That word again. Do you have a dictionary?
Lady- How about you�leave now�undercover banana. Go on, now! She shoos him off. He stomps off towards the other four who are waiting for him.
Heero- I am FAILING my mission. I only have TWO pieces of candy where as Duo has five.
Duo- You have to cry and they give you more!!
Heero- Cry? Another new word.
Duo- Like this, Quatre will show you.
Quatre- I will?
Duo- YEAH!! He slaps Quatre. He immediately starts crying. See? Get it?
Heero- Okay, I�ll try. They go to the next house. They ring the doorbell and a kid comes to the door. Give me candy�please.
Kid- Only one piece. He gives everyone candy. Duo urges Heero.
Heero- You are ruining my�He looks at Duo. Duo nods. You�re ruining my first undercover job as a banana. Duo slaps his forehead.
Kid- Whatever. He shuts the door.
Heero- Angry. It didn�t work.
Duo- That�s cause it�s your first HALLOWEEN not a job as an UNDERCOVER BANANA!
Heero- But it�s not my first Halloween. And it IS my first job as an undercover banana.
Duo- You�re supposed to lie. And you have to CRY next time!! They walk to the next house. Okay, remember to cry and it�s your FIRST Halloween.
Heero- Okay, I�ll try. They ring the doorbell and a lady comes to the door.
Lady #2- What cute costumes!! Um, I�ve never seen a banana before�
Heero- An UNDERCOVER banana. Duo nudges him. You�re ruining my first Halloween.
Lady #2- Why?
Heero- Cause you�re making fun of my costume. He starts to whimper like Quatre showed him.
Lady #2- I�m sorry! I didn�t mean to! Here, have an extra piece. Same with your friends. She gives them all two pieces and shuts the door.
Heero- Oh, great, you ALL got extra pieces.
Quatre- Thanks Heero!!
Wufei- I�m gonna eat some!! Who wants to eat some with me?!
Duo- Pulling off his costume. I WILL!! Wufei and Duo sit on the curb.
Quatre- We�re gonna go to the next house and we�ll meet up with you later!! The other three go to the next house. They stand in front of a creepy looking house.
Heero- That�s Old Man Blas�s house.
Quatre- Sounding scared. Who�s Old Man Blas?
Heero- He�s a mass murderer�actually, he�s a serial killer�wait�he�s an escaped con.
Quatre- Oh, I don�t believe you! You�re changing the story as you go!!
Heero- Trying to scare Quatre. He�s all three of them. He�s a mass murder, a serial killer and an escaped con.
Quatre- Why would he want to kill cereal? He�s so mean!!
Heero- No, cereal killer means that he kills a bunch of people over a span of time the same way. The last murder is usually the most dramatic and important. Quatre stared at Heero blankly. Heero sighs. Example, if I were to�oh say�stab Duo until he is a mutilated mess on Tuesday, then I�d go over to Wufei�s house the next Tuesday and do the same thing to Wufei. Then I�d do the same thing to�Trowa. The last person I would kill would be Quatre because he�s the richest. I�d probably use a golden knife and then hang him on the clothesline�
Quatre- Blocking his ears and crying. STOP!! I�M TELLING!! WE SHOULDN�T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!! Heero smiles an evil, sideways twisted smile. Just then, Wufei and Duo walk over.
Duo- What are you waiting for?! Why didn�t you Trick-or-Treat this house?! You had PLENTY of time!!
Quatre- Heero was telling us about Old Man Blas!! It was so scary!! He kills people AND cereal!! Isn�t that MEAN?!
Duo- What kind of a name is Old Man Blas?
Wufei- What are we talking about? Cereal? That reminds me, I�m still hungry even after I ate a piece of candy.
Heero- Annoyed. Not CEREAL. SERIAL. The other four stare at him.
Wufei- There�s a difference?
Heero- YES. Uh�Cereal is spelled like this; C-E-A-R-I-E-L. And Serial is spelled like this; S-E-A-R-I-E-L. See? Trowa would have told Heero that he had spelled BOTH of the cereals wrong but he didn�t want to get hurt.
Quatre- Oh, I see!
Wufei- I don�t get it.
Duo- I knew that.
Heero- Are you guys coming with me to Old Man Blas�s?
Quatre- NO WAY!!
Wufei- You never really DID tell me who Old Man Blas was.
Duo- LET�S GO!! I WANNA GET MORE CANDY!! Trowa nods. The four drag Quatre to the house. He is screaming the whole way. They walk up to the side of the house to the basement window.
Quatre- Touching it lightly. Oh, it�s locked! Let�s go home! He motions that he is going to go but Duo grabs the tail of his costume.
Duo- Don�t you wanna see how stupid Old Man Blas is?
Quatre- Not exactly.
Duo- TOUGH!! He pushes on the window and to his surprise, it opens easily. It�s not locked you moron!
Quatre- In a fake surprised voice. How did you get it unlocked?!
Heero- Now, who will be willing to go in first? I would but my costume limits me. Any volunteers?
Wufei- How about Duo! He�s the smallest!
Duo- Thinking quickly. Yeah but I�m the leader and you NEED me!! You should go Wufei because you have armor!
Wufei- SO?! Duo turns to Quatre.
Duo- Quatre should go because he�s the wimpiest. He turns to Trowa. Trowa should go because he�s the stupidest. Trowa looks angrily at Duo. But definitely NOT me!! I�m not even the smallest anyway!! He turns to Wufei. See! I�m taller than you!! This is because he is standing on a rock but Wufei doesn�t know this. YOU�RE the smallest!!
Wufei- Whining. I�m the smallest? That�s not fair!
Duo- As a matter of fact�I�m the BIGGEST!!
Quatre- Wow Duo! I never noticed!! Wow, you learn something new everyday! And now that we have learned something, we should go home!! Duo grabs him again.
Duo- Here, Wufei will go first! He grabs Wufei and with a little help from Trowa and Heero, they manage to shove Wufei in the window.
Wufei- AHHHHHHH!! Everyone hears a little bit of banging as Wufei lands in the basement.
Quatre- Are you okay Wufei?!
Wufei- You cracked my armor!! He starts crying softly.
Heero- Silence Wufei. You�ll wake Old Man Blas.
Wufei- Looking worried. Old Man Blas?! Oh-no! What if he SEES me? What if he FINDS me? What if he CAPTURES me? What if he EATS me? He starts crying.
Heero- He won�t find you if you be quiet. Wufei is silenced.
Duo- What�s it like down there?!
Wufei- Scary and cold and dark and wet and dirty and�
Duo- COOL!! He jumps in after Wufei and upon landing, knocks over a pile of cans. OW! Why didn�t you tell me those were there?!
Wufei- Sorry.
Heero- Ripping off his banana costume. I�m coming in from above. He slides himself in. Trowa shrugs and follows after him.
Duo- Picking up a hammer. Isn�t it cool down here?!
Heero- Put that down. It might be a BOMB.
Duo- AH! Tosses it at a box, which falls over.
Wufei- Duo! You�re gonna wake up Old Man Blas!
Duo- COOL!! Then we can look at him!!
Heero- Duo, I don�t wanna hear another PEEP from you.
Duo- Feeling tempted. Peep.
Heero- I�m serious.
Duo- Obviously NOT serious. Peep.
Quatre�s voice from outside- You�re not just gonna leave me up here?
Trowa- "Quatre, come in!"
Quatre- There�s no way you�re gonna get me to go into Old Man Blas�s house!!
Trowa- "Fine, stay up there ALL by yourself!"
Quatre- Fine, I will! Quatre looks around into the darkness. The quietness and creepiness of Old Man Blas�s yard got to Quatre and he eventually slipped in after them.
Duo- I bet if we KILLED Old Man Blas, we�d be HEROES!! Wouldn�t that be the bomb?!
Wufei- That WOULD be the bomb!!
Quatre- That is�if he doesn�t kill US!!
Duo- Oh shut-up Quatre! You always ruin the fun!! He pauses. Okay, since I�m the bestest, I�m the leader!! Follow me!! He leads them up the cement stairs and to a door. He opens it slowly and it creaks.
Quatre- EEP!! Loud whisper. Old Man Blas!!
Wufei- Shut-up!! Do you want him to find us?!
Quatre- No.
Duo- They reach a flight of stairs. Okay, I say we should spilt up into groups! I�ll go with Quatre upstairs and I guess you guys can be a three!
Wufei- No, I�ll go alone.
Duo- Whatever. Okay, if you�re in trouble, stomp your foot 12 times, if you see Old Man Blas, stomp 73 times and if you�re dead, don�t stomp at all!! Got that? He waits for everyone to nod. Okay, let�s go!! Duo and Quatre slowly go upstairs, Trowa and Heero continue around the corner and Wufei goes back in the opposite direction.
Duo- Hey Quatre!! Wouldn�t it be the bomb if Old Man Blas caught us?!
Quatre- No.
Duo- Aw come on!! Then we could go to his secretive lair and see all his experiments and then when his back is turned, we could KILL him!!
Quatre- But we shouldn�t be fighting at all!!
Duo- We wouldn�t FIGHT him, just KILL him!!
Quatre- No that would NOT be the bomb!! Meanwhile�
Wufei- Singing to himself. Be a man�we must be swift as the�AH!! Jumps around. Starts stomping his foot. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven�AHHHHHHH!!
Duo- Listening to the stomps. Oh, only eleven, must be a false alarm!
Quatre- I�m scared!
Duo- Aw come one!! It�s only Old Man Blas!!
Quatre- You didn�t hear the story of Old Man Blas did you?
Duo- No, why? All I know is that he kills cereal. Meanwhile�
Heero- Watch your back. Old Man Blas could be lurking around any corner and I don�t have my gun. Trowa nods. You know, it wouldn�t hurt my feelings if you talked at all. Trowa looks slightly offended. Never mind. The two come up to what looks like a laundry chute. Hmm�It appears to be some sort of highly painful killing device. We must check it out. He looks down the chute. I bet it leads down to the dungeon or the torture chamber or something like that. He looks down it again. Any volunteers? Trowa doesn�t say anything. (Like always.) Okay, since we have not brave volunteers, I will go down. If I don�t come up in twenty minutes�wait longer. He climbs up onto the side and looks down. Are you POSITIVE you don�t want to go down? Trowa nods. Okay. I have no choice then. He closes his eyes and jumps down the chute. Meanwhile�
Duo- Jumping around and stomping his feet. Swing low�sweet chariot�coming for to carry me HOME!!
Quatre- Duo!! Old Man Blas will hear you!!
Duo- Old Man Blas, Shmold Man Blas!! I�m not afraid of Old Man Blas!!
Quatre- But I heard that Old Man Blas eats his victims!!
Duo- I eat cereal for breakfast too!!
Quatre- Thinking for a second. Umm�he eats raw squirrels�WITH HIS FANGS and drinks their blood!
Duo- That�s disgusting. This Old Man Blas isn�t scary, just�strange.
Quatre- But he murders cereal�JUST FOR FUN!! That poor defenseless�
Duo- Does eating cereal for breakfast count as murdering it?
Quatre- I never really thought about that.
Duo- And is cereal even alive?
Quatre- Well�
Duo- So Old Man Blas can�t be THAT bad! I just wanna get a peek at him and see where he keeps all of his dead bodies and cereal and secret lab experiments and stuff like that!!
Quatre- But do you have to be so loud?
Duo- Yes.
Quatre- But do you have to SING?!
Duo- OOHHHHHH!! This is how we sing our song, DOO-DA!! DOO-DA!! Dee dee dum dee dee dum dee, DOO-DA DOO-DA DAY!! Meanwhile�
Trowa- Looking down the laundry chute. "Heero? Heeeeero?" He decided to go down to the laundry room and see where Heero was. He wasn�t going down the chute though so he went over to the basement steps and went down the to the laundry room. He quietly walked down the stairs to the dark basement. Meanwhile�
Duo- I SIMPLY REMEMBER MY FAVORITE THINGS AND THEN I DON�T FEEL�SO BAAAAAD!! Duo looked ready to sing another song but Quatre threw his hand over Duo�s mouth.
Quatre- Did you hear that? It was OLD MAN BLAS!!
Duo- Where?! He looked around but then he suddenly heard a loud, "THUMP!" He suddenly didn�t look so excited to meet Old Man Blas. His eyes widened with every thump that grew nearer. Oh-no! It�s Old Man Blas!
Quatre- I told you! He heard you singing!
Duo- I didn�t think I was singing THAT loud.
Quatre- You were singing at the top of your lungs!
Duo- No I�
Quatre- It doesn�t matter! We have to get away from Old Man Blas! Follow me!! Quatre ran around the corner with Duo following close behind. He led them down a hall right to a dead end. (Which ALWAYS happens at a time like this.) Oh-no! Where should we go now?! He searched around frantically and looked up at a dumb-waiter. Oh, how convenient. He opened the door and Duo jumped in. Duo then put his hand down and helped Quatre up and then went to close the door. No, don�t close the door!
Duo- But Old Man Blas will get us!
Quatre- But it�s DARK when you close the door!
Duo- But Old Man Blas will get us!
Quatre- I�m afraid of the dark!
Duo- But Old Man Blas will get us!
Quatre- There are monsters and stuff in the dark!
Duo- But Old Man Blas will get us!
Quatre- Noticing Duo�s repetition. Fine, we�ll close the door. Duo quickly shut the door and they both looked around.
Duo- Isn�t there a way to get this thing to move? Like a button or something?
Quatre- On the INSIDE?
Duo- There�s a button on the inside of MY little elevator type thingy that I always ride with my mom, two dads, nine sisters and five brothers! Quatre quickly opened the door and saw the button on the outside. He quickly pressed it and slammed the door shut. The dumb-waiter immediately started moving slowly down. Good thing Trowa�s not in here because I think he�s too heavy and he would just BREAK it!
Quatre- Why are so mean to Trowa?
Duo- Ignoring Quatre. Geez this thing is slow. MINE goes a lot faster. It suddenly came to a stop and they slowly opened the door to see Trowa looking around in the laundry room.
Quatre- TROWA!! YOU�RE ALIVE!! He runs over and hugs Trowa.
Duo- We out-smarted Old Man Blas!!
Trowa- "You saw him?!"
Duo- Sure did!
Trowa- "Was he scary?"
Duo- I wasn�t scared but Quatre almost wet his pants! He starts laughing.
Quatre- DID NOT!!
Duo- Yeah right! You�re face was all white and you looked so scared!!
Quatre- At least I wasn�t repeatedly saying, �But Old Man Blas will get us!�
Duo- LIAR!!
Quatre- Ignoring Duo. So Trowa, what are you doing down here and where�s Heero? Weren�t you with him?
Trowa- "That�s the thing. He went down the laundry chute and I came down to look for him and then you guys came."
Quatre- Looking scared. So he�s not here? Trowa shook his head. OLD MAN BLAS ATE HEERO!! Quatre starts crying.
Duo- Quatre QUIET!! Old Man Blas will HEAR you!! Quatre shuts up.
Quatre- Now�should we try and rescue Heero and Wufei or should we try to get out of here as fast as humanly possible?
Duo- Try to get out of here as fast as humanly possible. It was nice knowing Heero and Wufei.
Quatre- I agree! Let�s go!! The two turn to leave but notice that Trowa is not following them.
Trowa- "I will look for them. You get out of here!"
Duo- All right!! Bye Trowa!! Turns to leave. Quatre watches as Trowa walks down the dark hallway and disappears.
Quatre- Now there�s only TWO of us!!
Duo- Yeah, too bad. Trowa was a fag anyway.
Quatre- DUO!
Duo- SHHHH!! Now let�s get out of here before Old Man Blas hears us!! He looks around. Which way do we go?
Quatre- Umm�Closes his eyes and spins around while pointing his finger. This way!! Stops and points to the stairs. The two climb up the stairs to the main floor above. They both look around.
Duo- Which way do we go now? They look down the halls and decide to go down the one with a light at the end. They follow the light to the end only to find it to be a locked window. GREAT!! Now what? All of a sudden he freezes. What was that noise?!
Quatre- I didn�t hear anything. They pause for a minute. See? It was�There is a loud thumping noise coming from upstairs. EEP! It�s Old Man Blas!! He�s upstairs and he�s got Heero, Trowa and Wufei!! Quatre could no longer hold himself back. He started crying. WE�RE GONNA DIE!! Duo jumped at this and pulled Quatre into an open room.
Duo- SHHHH!! They both heard the thumping grow louder. They frantically searched for a hiding place. Duo found his in a safe in the corner and he half closed the door. Quatre ran to hide in a closet and swung the door open quickly. The door hit the door to the safe that Duo was hiding in and it closed and locked on him.
Quatre- OH-NO!! He saw the door slowly opening so he quickly shut the closet door and ducked down in the closet.
Duo- AHHHHHH!! I�M STUCK!! LET ME OUTTA HERE!! HELP!! GET ME�AHHHHH!! NOOOOO!! CLOSE THE DOOR!! AHHHHHH!! HELP!! Duo�s screams grew quieter and quieter until they disappeared. Quatre flung the door open.
Quatre- DUO!! OH-NO!! Old Man Blas got Duo!! I�m the only one left!! Quatre started crying softly to himself. Should I rescue them or should I leave and that way I�LL be alive? All of a sudden, two little people that looked exactly like Quatre appeared next to him. One was dressed in red and had devil horns, a tail and a pitchfork. The other was wearing a long gown, had feathery wings and a halo. What the�
Good Quatre- Quatre, you must save you friends! It�s the right thing to do!
Evil Quatre- Who needs them? You can get NEW friends that are BETTER and more NORMALER than them, but you can�t if Old Man Blas gets you!
Quatre- You�ve got a point there.
Good Quatre- Hitting Quatre upside the head. Save your friends stupid!!
Quatre- OW!! That wasn�t very nice! I thought you were supposed to be GOOD!
Good Quatre- I thought you valued you friends more than that.
Quatre- But I REALLY don�t want to die!
Good Quatre- I�m sure your friends don�t either.
Evil Quatre- Were they REALLY your friends to begin with? I mean� Heero? What is up with that kid?
Quatre- Umm�
Evil Quatre- And what about Duo? Doesn�t he annoy you in the slightest bit?
Quatre- Well sometimes�
Evil Quatre- And Trowa�I could go on and on�
Quatre- But�
Evil Quatre- And what about that Wufei? What do you REALLY think of him?
Quatre- Well�
Good Quatre- This is pathetic!! Zaps Evil Quatre making him explode.
Evil Quatre- AHHHHHH!!
Good Quatre- Now Quatre, GO SAVE YOUR FRIENDS!!
Quatre- Enthusiastically. OKAY!!
Good Quatre- That�s my Quatre!! Good Quatre disappears. Quatre turns around the hall where a light under a doorway was lit that wasn�t before. He put his ear to the door and suddenly heard Duo and Wufei screaming. Quatre burst in through the door and saw Duo jumping on the couch with Wufei sitting on it. Wufei was yelling at Duo and Duo was fake screaming about how high he was going. Heero was sitting in the middle of the floor and Trowa was sitting in an easy chair.
Quatre- But�you�and�then�Old Man Blas�ate�
Duo- We had it all wrong!! Old Man Blas is NICE!! A man steps into the room.
Man- How many times do I have to tell you? My name is NOT Old Man Blas!!
Duo- Sorry Old Man Blas.
Man- Didn�t you just hear what I said?
Duo- Yes. Can I call you Old Man Blas ANYWAY?!
Man- I�d prefer if you didn�t.
Duo- Then what�s your name?
Man- Bob.
Duo- Can I call you Old Man Bob?
Bob- Can you just not talk to me?
Duo- Looking offended. Well then!
Wufei- Can I call my mom now? I wanna go home.
Quatre- You�ve been here the whole time?! Everyone shrugs. Quatre puts his hands on his hips angrily. Good Quatre appears.
Good Quatre- See? Now you know they�re safe!! Quatre flicks Good Quatre away. AHHHHHHHH!!