| Disclaimers: Yes, Altojaz and I own Gundam Wing and Heero. As well as the other people... except for Relena. Not really though...but wouldn't that be cool? Don't worry... we'll share... WARNINGS!!!: Relena-bashing. I think Milliardo gets the Duo thing now. Hmm...I think that should be it. Authors' Notes: Alright...this part might be alittle shorter, but there might be more surprises. Please excuse the crappy spelling. So I can't spell alot of stuff...big deal! Really have nothing to say, but enjoy, and R&R. PLEASE!!! ~!~!~!~!~ Part 7c ~!~!~!~!~ *Still next, next, next, next, next, NEXT Sunday* (the lose) *Noin's car* Wufei- Onna I demand justice! Milliardo- Demand all you want, but you're not gonna get it from *her* Miss Noin- Milliardo! Milliardo- I only speak the truth. Wufei- I don't care what YOU think, but I sure as hell don't want to be Relena's partner. Miss Noin- Watch your mouth Wufei or... Wufei- Or what? Miss Noin- Or I'll wash it out with soap! Wufei- HA! Miss Noin- And take away your honor, and sit you in the corner! Wufei- ... Miss Noin- That's what I thought. Relena- I miss Heewo! Trowa- *On board* THAT was random. Quatre- *Reads* No it wasn't. That's what she ALWAYS says! Silly Trowa!! Trowa- *sweat drop* *on board* I meant for this topic. Quatre- *reads* Oh... *In Une's car* Duo- Are we there yet??? *exasperated* Miss Une- To tell you the truth...YES! We're here! Duo- Yeah! Heero- *Mouth full of...something...* Baka... Duo- *GASP!!!* Heero! You ate 3 cans of the Easy Cheese!!! Heero- It was *MY* money... Duo- It was *MY* doing! Heero- You wouldn't have gotten anything if I hadn't helped you up... Duo- You wouldn't have gotten anything if I didn't have to use the bathroom! Which you also didn't help because you kept on talking about WATER!!! Heero- Right! My mission was to help you get an uncontrolled bladder so we could go into the gas station, with *MY* money, so you could use the restroom, and see the Easy Cheese, and buy that with *MY* money. After that you would buy the Easy Cheese, I would give you the change, you eat it. Then I would join in, and eat it to. Later on I would steal it all from you, and eat it myself! All you profited was 2 bottles of Easy Cheese, and 2 stinkin' cents!!! Duo- ...Oh...I see...your plan worked well... Heero- Next time it won't be so easy...>He's SO gullible...< *In Noin's car-er-whatever-mobile* Miss Noin- Alright. We're here. Do all of you have you partners? What was that a yes? Well, only one can assume. Let's find a parking space, and get goin'! All- Yes, Miss Noin... Miss Noin- OKAY! *10 minutes later when the parking spaces are seeked, and ticktes are paid.* Duo- Miss Noin, do I HAVE to be with Heero??? *Heero glares* No offense, but Shinigami works alone, and God KNOWS that he's gonna at least try to kill me 3 times before pulling out that semi-semi-semi- Wufei- Semi-automatic machine gun? Duo- Yeah! Anyways! Then if I pass that, he'll poison my food, and try to get Relena to give me cooties! Then I'll be SURE to die!!! Quatre- If you'll be sure to die by cooties why wouldn't be do that before? We no Yuy doesn't take chances... Duo- To torture me of course. Heero- Actually, I hadn't planned on killing you...yet...today at least, but now that you mention it...eheheh... Quatre- See Duo, your imagination was just giving you ideas about how you want Heeor to kill you. Duo- But I don't WANT to be killed! I'm Shinigami!!! I *AM* Death!!! And Shinigami will NOT be killed but a assasin. Trowa- *on Board* Then why were you telling us how he was gonna kill you? *Q-man translates* Duo- DO I have ot explain EVERYTHING to you guys??? I'm only 5...or am I 6? I don't know. Heero- You? Explain to us? Okay... Relena- I found you!!! Duo- Well...he's been here the whole time. Heero- Shhhhhhh!!! Duo- He said that he missed you! *Winks to Heero* Heero- UGH!! OMAE O KOROSU!!! Relena- See Heewo! We feew da same way!!! I knew it! I wuv you too Hee-chan! *Heero makes a disgusted face, and Duo looks back and forth at the 2* Wufei- Hee? Quatre- Chan? Duo- *BURST out with such laughter, you won't think could be possible. At both the face, and 'hee-chan'* OMS!!! OMS!!! OH MY SHINIGAMI!!! NOT THIS AGAIN!!! Heero- Duo...shut the f*ck up...or I will really kill you once, and for all... Duo- I'm shutting up... Quatre- What does 'f*ck' mean? Miss Noin- Enough you guys. Duo...he is now official ASSIGNED to you... Duo- SAY WHAT?! Heero- Baka... Duo- Then what does that make YOU? Heero- Assasin Heero Yuy-sama! Duo- ...and ya'll thought I was messed up...(Geez! Can't keep him quiet!) Wufei- We still do... Duo- Shut up Wufei! At least *I* am not with Relena! Wufei- Shut up Maxwell. Suicidal over there is waiting. Duo- Haha...Suicidal-Over-Obsessor is waiting for you. Wufei- Justice will be served... Relena- *Just realizing their conversation* Wat's wong wiff me?? Duo- ...everything... *sounding bitter* Milliardo- Watch your mouth young- *Looks at Noin* Miss Noin- *MAN*... Milliardo- Of course. Watch your mouth young *MAN*... Duo- Same applies for you as well. Milliardo- What?? Duo- Hmph... Quatre- You guys! We shouldn't be fighting at all! Miss Une- Well you guys, we have to go NOW. Miss Noin- Of course. Come on, and get your partners. Heero? Heero- ...fine...*Under breath: ...omaeokorosuomaokorosuusorokoeamousorokoeamo...* Duo- Miss Noin- Miss Noin- (CENSORED) DUO! SHUT UP AND JUST GO!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD ABOUT NOT WANTING A PARTNER!!! SO JUST SHUT THE (CENSORIN' CENSORED) UP!!! Duo- *VERY quietly...don't know if that's possible though...* that's not exactly what I was going to ask her about... Miss Noin- First we're going to see the birds... Relena- Wet's go see da fwamingwo's fiwst! Miss Une- Flamingo's it is. Duo- *Under breath cursing* $^%$flamingos&$dgdh$^justice#637jrhtjru%$GD$&$*^2suicidal!$%@^%#437 @%#^cooties#&^BGFDHV$&$%#&#ybghd46...#$^^%#$#notfightinggnj@%!^^D%%#&glasses!$GY^#NYVG !#$^#crazyaltojaz&s27!$T@-ITAI!!! Owowowowowowowowowowowow! Heero! That's MY hair! Heero- Shut up, and I won't have to yank it! Quatre- Miss Noin! Look the flamingos!!! Miss Noin- Good job Quatre! Let's go! *At the flamingos* Duo- Oh great! They're pink...looks like Shinigami's gonna have to leave his trademark color... Heero- Duo... Duo- Whoops...did I say that out loud??? *Angelic face* Heero- Duo... Duo- Hey...I have a great idea! Let's get lost when they're not looking! Heero- Why? Duo- SO we can get away from each other, and Noin! Heero- ...mission...accepted... Duo- Great! Hey, you got any spray paint? *7 Minutes later...at the parrots* Miss Noin- Hmm...it's very quiet... Miss Une- Yeah...it is...Check roll children! Say here when your name is called. Miss Noin- Quatre? Quatre- *Bright and cheery* Here!!! Miss Noin- Trowa? Quatre- What? Oh. Trowa wrote me to say 'here'! Miss Noin- Wufei? Wufei- What do you want onna? You already took my honor away from me once a couple of weeks ago, are you planning to do it again?! Huh? ONNA!!! I will not forget that. Justice will be served. Miss Une- Wufei is *definitly* here. Miss Noin- Relena? Relena- Hewe! Miss Noin- Milliardo? Milliardo- Hmm? Miss Noin- You're suppose to say 'here' *playful* Milliardo- But I'm not a student. Miss Noin- Right now you are. Do you want me to teach you a few things? Miss Une- Oh lord...excuse me Miss Noin, but finish your roll call first. Miss Noin- Oh! Um...Heero? .........Heero? *Pause* Heero? *Everyone looks around* Miss Une- I think we found the problem. Miss Noin- Duo? *pause* Duo? Miss Une- Oh...wait...Heero wasn't the loud one...Duo was Quatre- *GASP!!!* Heero, and Duo are missing!!! (no crap) ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ To Be Continued... ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ Authors' Notes: Told ya this one was gonna be shorter. So sooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrryyy!!! But that just means that the next part will be comin' sooner! R&R! Ja~! |