Disclaimers- We...don't...own...just...read...don't...sue...no...money...boo...hoo... WARNING!!!- Relena-bashing is what makes the world go round! Don't agree? Get out. Duo-lovers. We welcome you with open arms! As well as Heero, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, and Noin-lovers also! Uh...in this Duo isn't to fond of Zechs/Milliardo whatever, but Milliardo ain't all that bad, he's cool. That should be all. Author's Note's- Hello! Please R&R. We'd appreciate it. I can't write worth crap! Please excuse any mistakes. Try not to flame too much if you don't enjoy, but hope ya do! Alright...that's all for now...or at least until the end of the part. Hope you enjoy! ~!~!~!~ Part 7b ~!~!~!~ *Still next, next, next, next, next, NEXT Sunday* (The car ride) ~!~!~!~ Lady Une- We're movin' out. *Get's into her car, Duo and Heero follow* Miss Noin- Alright. Let's go. *Puts on Sun glasses, gets in the car...er...'van', and everybody follows* *In Une's car 5 minutes later* Duo- Are we there yet? Lady Une- No. Duo- Oh. Okay. Lady Une? Lady Une- Yes? Duo- Are we- Heero- Shut up, or I'll kill you. Duo- You say that all of the time! How do I know if you're REALLY gonna kill me? In fact... You've been sayin' that since I met you, and this question has been buggin' me ever since! Heero- What? Duo- When are you gonna kill me? Heero- Hn. Lady Une- Be quiet. I have to contact someone. *Picks up the phone, and dials a number* Duo- Who you callin'? Lady Une- Shh! Hello? Noin? What's your position? Miss Noin- Right behind you Une. Lady Une- Confirmed. *Hangs up* Duo- What was the point of that? Lady Une- I'm sorry. That's classified. *In Noin's car* Miss Noin- Hmm...why'd she do that? Wufei- Cause she's a woman. Quatre- Ya know Wufei, that wasn't very nice. Wufei- ...Shut up weakling... Quatre- Oh Wufei, you shouldn't blame your anger on someone else. So why don't you just let it out? It'll make you feel better. That's what mommy says to do when I get mad. Wufei- Okay. Fine. My life sucks. There is no justice. I am paired up with a Heero-obsesser that is VERY annoying. I lost connection to the spritual world, and I'm talking to a pacifist. Quatre- Uh...There! Now don't you feel better? Wufei- ...No... Quatre- You didn't let out enough. Try again. Wufei- Well? Where do you want me to start?! My LIFE story?! Quatre- Only if you want to. I'm an open book! Wufei- Fine! It all started when I was 2, or was it 1? No...definatly 2. I was... Quatre- Uh-huh... Relena- *Sitting next to Trowa* Twowa? Why don't you evew tawk? Trowa- *On board* Because. Relena- Oh. What does THAT mean? Trowa- *On board* It means because. Relena- I miss Heewo...do you think he's okay? I don't wike that Duo. No, no, no. He's awways mean to me! Trowa- *On board* Miss Noin? How much longer? Can I trade seats with you? Or Milliardo? I can drive ya know. *Taps Noin to read* Miss Noin- About an hour. You can drive? That's nice. Wufei- And that's all I can remember...Quatre...Quatre? QUATRE!!! Quatre- ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZ- Wha? Huh?! Are we there? I'm sorry. What were you saying? Wufei- Quatre! You feel asleep during my life story! Quatre- No I didn't! I was resting my eyes! That's it! All of this seeing can make your eyes tired ya know. So...NOW do ya feel better? Wufei- No...I feel the same... Quatre- That's great! We're makin' some progress here! Wufei- ...Shut up weakling... Quate- Or..not...start over. This time I'll REALLY listen. *In Une's car* Duo- Lady Une? Lady Une- Yes? Duo- Can I turn on the radio? Lady Une- Alright. Duo- Yea! *Goes up to the front, and turns up tthe radio as loud as it can go* Lady Une- DUO!!! TURN IT DOWN!!! Heero- UGH!!! OMAE O KOROSU!!! *Une runs over a big, huge bump...well...a bump* Duo- *SNAP!* >Oops...there goes the volume nob...heheheh.< WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! SPEAK UP!!! Heero- *Goes up to Duo, and grabs him by the neck* TURN IT DOWN!!! Duo- I CAN'T!!! *Shows Heero the volume nob* GOOOOOOOOOOMAN!!!!! AND BESIDES! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! Heero- DUO!!! Lady Une- ARGH! *Spins the steering wheel to the right, and the car sways* Duo- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH CRAP! AM I IN TROUBLE OR WHAT?! *Une SLAMS on the brakes at the side of the road, and kills the engine... literally* Lady Une- WHAT DID YOU DO YOU IDIOT?! Duo- WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! Heero- Duo...that noise stopped...so don't try pretending. Duo- Aw Shinigami dang it! Uh...this car is a piece of junk! Look! The pieces are falling out! *Hands the nob to Une* See? Lady Une- Ugh...This car is brand new. It's one of the latest models. Duo- Sheesh. People these days don't enjoy the sound of Music! *A person runs up to the car* Person- Une? What happened? Duo- It was terrible!!! I turned on the radio, and a BIG cootie monster popped out, and turned up the music- Heero- Noise. Duo- Whatever. All the way up, and PULLED off the nob! Then Une got mad at me! I was about to slay the monster, but Une killed the engine, and it went away. Miss Noin- You expect me to believe that? Duo- No, but I expect you to belive that all I did was turn it up. Heero- And pulled off the nob. Duo- Shut up! It was an accident! Lady Une- I think I better take these glasses off. *Takes them off* There. Hmm...now to fix this... Heero- Could you put 'em back on? Duo- No! Heero- Shut up. *Pulls out a gun* Say good bye Shinigami- Miss Noin- Heero! *Takes gun away* What did I tell you?! Duo- Uh-oh! Heero's gonna get mad!!! Heero- I'm already mad baka! Miss Noin- Heero...stop it or face a car ride with Relena. Heero- Mission accepted. Lady Une or now Miss Une- There. I'm finished. Milliardo- *Runs up* What happened? Duo- You JUST now realized that something happened?! Milliardo- Uh...I acknowledged it- Duo- Don't feed me THAT crap! Miss Noin- DUO!!! Heero- ...Omae o korosu... Duo- Couldn't we not have partners? I mean...Shinigami works alone! Miss Noin- Because you need to have one! Safety reasons. Duo- So? What's the point? Knowing you we'd probably get lost anyways. Safety reasons? HA! Look who I'm paired up with!!! A suicidal! A Homocide! you think that I'M gonna be safe with HIM? BULL!!! I can take care by MYself! I'm a big boy thank you VERY much! Heero- And what do you call that cook incident? Duo- Hey! Whose side are you on? Heero- I work alone. Duo- I said that I was a big boy, not a killer chef slayer. Heero- And I thought that you were Shinigami. Miss Noin- We're going back. We need to get going. Duo- Okay! Bye Milliarterd! Milliardo- Argh...I'm really starting to hate that little girl... Miss Une- Let's get going. Heero- Mission, accepted. Duo- I'm...not...a...little...girl... Heero- To late. He didn't hear you...little girl. Duo- UGH!!! OMAE O KOROSU!!! Heero- Hey! That's MY line! *In Noin's car* Milliardo- What's with the little girl? What did I do to her to make her so mad at me? Miss Noin- You called HIM a HER, and you're Relena's brother. Milliardo- Oh. Whoops. Wufei- And that's when I met Duo. Quate- Uh-huh. Go on. Wufei- That pest. I hate cooks. They shouldn't fight ya know. Quatre- Yes. I do. Neither should people. No one should- Wufei- Hey! Who's suppose to be talkin' here? Me or you? Quatre- Trowa? You takin' note on this? Trowa- *On board* No. Was I suppose to? UGH! RELENA! Leave me alone! Relena- *Squeeze Trowa's arm...crying* I miss him SO much!!! Why'd he weave me?! WHAT DID *I* DO?! *Sniff* I *Rubs nose on Trowa's shirt...er...snotty shirt* Think that Duo has posioned his miwnd! *Sniff* Stupid Duo pwobawy made him think that *I* have cowoties! Dumb Duo! *Trowa hits Relena with his chalk board on the head* OW!!! Trowa- *On board* Get off. Miss Noin? Can I trade seats with Wufei? Miss Noin- *Trowa taps on her shoulder* Yes? Can you...of course. Trowa- >YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS< *On board* Wufei, move your butt. Miss Noin said that I could trade with you. *Taps Q-man to translate* Quatre- Wufei, move your butt. Miss Noin said that I could trade with you. That's what Trowa wants to do. Wufei- INJUSTICE!!! Quatre- You better do it, or Trowa might MAKE you. Wufei- Hn. Fine...weakling...*Takes off his seat belt, and squirms out of his seat, and switches with Trowa* You'll pay Barton. There's not justice in this world! Quatre- Trowa? Wanna tell me your life story? It'll take alot of stress off of ya! Trowa- *On board* Quatre, I'm only 7, I don't HAVE stress...yet... Quatre- Ew...what happened to your shirt? Trowa- *Glare* *In Une's car* Duo- Are we there YET? Miss Une- No. Duo- Nature is calling me. Miss Une- What? Duo- I need to use the can. Miss Une- What? Duo- I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM OKAY?! Miss Une- Oh. *Looks at the gas gage...thing...* Well...I need to get some more fuel anyways. Hmm...Texaco, or Diamond Shamrock? Duo- The one with the bathroom. Heero- >Eheheh, here's my chance< Water, nice flowing water...a river...a water fall...*Pulls a water bottle out from those infamous spandex, and shakes the half empty bottle* Hear that? Guess what it is. Duo- Heero...please no! Heero- Oh yes...the magical sound of water...Did you know that your body is made up of 70% of... WATER? Duo- You don't have to do this...really... Heero- Oh, but I do. It is my mission! Rivers, lakes, fountains, waterfalls, seas, oceans, the sound of flowing water...*Pulls out a glass cup, and poors the water from the water bottle in it* See that Duo? See it? Eheheh...water...such a beautiful thing... Duo- Stop the car! Or I'm gonna do it right here! Miss Une- Texaco, or Diamond Shamrock, Texaco, or Diamond Shamrock, Texaco, or- Duo- Uh...TEXACO!!! Miss Une- Alright, whoops...we passed it. Duo- Diamond Shamrock! DIAMOND SHAMROCK!!! Miss Une- Whoops...passed that too. Heero- Give me your phone. *Une gives him the phone* What's Noin's number? Miss Une- Speed dial #2. Heero- *Presses 2, it rings, and rings, and-* Other line- Hello? Heero- Noin. We have a crisis. Miss Noin- What kind? Heero- Nature is calling Duo. Miss Noin- What? Heero- He needs to use the can. Miss Noin- What? Duo- I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM OKAY?! Geez! Heero! You don't need to tell the whole world!!! And you're not any help cause you're telling me all of this stuff about WATER!!! Miss Noin- Uh... Heero- He needs to use the bathroom. We're gonna stop somewhere. *Hangs up* Duo- Why'd you do that? Hey Heero? You got any money? Heero- Why? Duo- Need some. *Heero hands him a 20* Wow...thanks... Miss Une- Exxon, or Diesal? Exxon, or Diesal? Exxon, or- Duo- DOES IT MATTER?! Heero- No, but she probably wants to make you suffer as long as possible. Miss Une- Which one? Decisions, decisions. They are SO hard to make. Duo- Uh...Exxon!!! Miss Une- Alright. Diesal it is. *Pulls into Diesal* Go do what ya have to do. Duo- Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou- Heero- I thought that nature was callin' you. Duo- What? Heero- I thought that you had to use the can. Duo- What? Heero- I THOUGHT THAT YOU HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM!!! Duo- Oh yeah! I do! Heero- Water... Duo- Eep!!! *Runs to the station, and...* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Runs out to the car* Miss Une! There's no bathroom! Miss Une- Then let's go to Exxon. *5 minutes later...when Duo's in the station* Miss Une- I think you better go with him. Heero- Hn. Fine. *In Noin's car* Miss Noin- Better pull over. Milliardo- Yeah...are you serious that the kid with the braid is a boy? Miss Noin- Yes. I'm serious. Quatre- Trowa. You still didn't tell me what happened to your shirt. Trowa- ...... ..... ... .... .. .. Quatre- She did? Why? Trowa- ... ... ...... .... .. ... Quatre- Oh...why was she crying? Trowa- ..... Wufei- What is with her, and Yuy?! Quatre- I dunno, you got me. Hey! You understand the new Trowa-language! Relena- *Clings to Wufei's arm* The worwd is so mean! *Sniff* Quatre- What happened to YOUR shirt? Wufei- *Glare* What's it look like? *In the gas station* Duo- Ahhhh! Much bett- Hmm...what's this? E, Eas, Easy, Ch, Che, CHEESE!!! EASY CHEESE!!! Dude that Startled The little girl- er boy- What are you doing? Duo- I uh...*Turns around* Uh...Heero! Don't do that! What are you doin' here? Heero- Miss Une said to watch over you. Duo- Hn. Not even the SUB trust me. I'm gonna get a couple of these. *Takes 5 cans...6 cans of 'Easy Cheese'* A little help here? Heero- I thought that you were a big boy. Duo- Hmm...so did I. *Goes up to the counter that is taller than him, and struggles to put the cans up* Argh. Heero, give me a booast. Heero- Hn. Fine. *lifts Duo up as he put the stuff up, and afterwards drops him* Duo- Thanks! Heero- You're welcome. Cashier- Huh? *Looks around, but sees no people* Who's there? Duo- Me! Ya know Heero you don't ALWAYS have to be like this! Cashier- Huh? *Looks over the counter to see 2 small figures* Uh... Duo- We gotta pay for those cans. Cashier- Where's your mother little girl? Duo- I am NOT a little girl! I am SHINIGAMI!!! Cashier- Right...*Rings up the cans* That'll be 19 dollar, and 98 cents. *Duo attempts to give the cashier the money* Uh...I'll get it...*Comes out from behind, and gets it, and gives Duo the change...2 cents* Duo- Thank you! *Grabs the bag of cans* Here's your change Heero! Heero- *Stares at the worthless 2 cents* Keep it. Duo- KEWL!!! *5 minutes later when everybody's in the cars ready to go again* Duo- *Pops the lid off of the can* Hmm...Hey Heero? How does this work? Heero- *Glares* You activate it by pushing the tip to the side of it. Like so. *Bends the tip to the side, and sprays it all over Shinigami* Duo- *Taste the cheese* Mmmm! This is good! *Takes the bottle from Heero* See? Try it! *Sprays it at Heero* Oops... Heero- *Death glare* UGH!!! OMAE O KOROSU!!! Duo- Hey! You didn't taste it!!! *Shoves the bottle in Heero's mouth, and sprays* Heero- *Sits down* Hmm... Duo- Well? Heero- Gimme that! *Takes the bottle away from Duo, and sprays it in his mouth* Duo- Hey! That's mine! Heero- Bwt iitw wws mwy mwoney! Duo- Ew! Gross! Keep it! Heero- Eheheh... *In Noin's car* Wufei- LET GO!!! Relena- Bwt I miss my Heewo!!! Wufei- Onna! Yo onna! Miss Noin- What? Wufei- Relena's getting snot all over my shirt, and I don't appreciate it! Miss Noin- Relena? Relena- I MISS MY HEEWO!!! *Une's car* Heero- Give me another can. Duo- No! *Grabs cans possessivly* Heero- Yes! *Grabs the other side* Duo- No! *Pulls* Heero- Yes! *Pulls* Duo- No! *Pulls* Heero- Yes! *Pulls* Duo- No! *Pulls* Heero- Yes! *Pulls* Duo- No! *Pulls* Heero- Yes! *Pulls* Duo- No! *Pulls* Heero- Yes! *Pulls* Duo- No! *Pulls* Heero- Yes! *Pulls* Duo- No! *Pulls* Heero- Yes! *Pulls* Duo- No! *Pulls* Heero- YES! *Pulls, and gets a can* Duo- Miss Une! Heero's stealing! Heero- *Mouth full of easy cheese* It was MY money! *Noin's transportaion vechicle dealy* Wufei- Onna! Relena won't leave me alone! Quatre- Wufei, patience is virtue... Wufei- Not when you have pest clinging to ya like a-a-a-... Quatre- Tick? Wufei- Yeah! Relena- I miss Heewo so much! I hope he miss me towo! Wufei- Are we there yet? Miss Noin- As a matter of fact...we are! >Thank the lord Jesus christ< All- YEAH!!! ~!~!~!~!~!~!~ To be continued... (I think) ~!~!~!~!~!~!~ Authors' Notes: Yes...that was part 7b. Hope you liked it. R&R. Hope you enjoyed it. |