Disclaimers (Unfortunatly)- Don't own, just tortute, don't sue, just read, no money, achoo! I sneezed. Boo Hoo. WARNINGS- Relena-bashing!!! Relena-bashing is what makes that world go round!!! Those who do not like Relena-bashing, shall leave...and should leave...Relena-bashing-GOOD! Relena-loving-BAD! Got it? So get outta here if you like Relena. (Geez! How many times have I used her name?!) Duo-lovers? WELCOME!!! That's all...I think...Oh, and some Zechs, Milliardo Bashing. Soooooorry! But he's like...really cool!! Author's Notes- Thank you all that suggested! Cause it's probably going to be a few parts longer than expected, that's okay, right? Please R&R. Enjoy! ~!~!~!~!~ Part 7a ~!~!~!~!~ *Next, next, next, next, next, NEXT Sunday* ~!~!~!~!~ Duo- Where is she? She's like SO late!!! Wufei- That's because it's ONLY 7:45! Duo- Oh yeah! Then why are you here? Wufei- ...Shut up weakling... Duo- Is that so? Maybe we should have this conversation more often! Wufei- ... Duo- Okay, okay! Now...what to do...uh...umm...I got it!!! You could help me with numbers! Wufei- I refuse to help weak, DIHONORABLE people! Besides...I don't do numbers. Duo- Well...then can't say that you can help yourself Wu-man! Wifei- Only 10 minutes till the much more normal people come... Duo- I'm gonna go. Wufei- Why? Duo- I don't hang with weak, DISHONORABLE people! *Walks out of the door, and pops his head back in* And besides...I'm hungry! Wufei- Hungry? Hmm...foooooood...I mean-...Uh...Wait for me! Someone has to watch over you to be sure that you don't crash anything! *Runs after Duo* *20 minutes later* Miss Noin- Has ayone seen Duo...or Wufei? Relena- Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewo!!! Heero- Omae o korosu!!! Trowa- ... Quatre- Me too! Miss Noin- Ooo~kay! I guess those are all no's. *CRASH!!! BANG!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!! MY BEAUZIFUL CAKE!!!!!* What the? *Two little boys run in the room with their face covered in chocolate, and an angry cook chasing them* Boy 1- Miss Noin! Miss Noin! Save us!!! *Clings to legs* Boy 2- AHHH!!! DISHONOR!!! Stay back weakling! Cooks should not fight!!! They cook! Miss Noin- What's goin' on?! Duo- WHat's it look like?! We're be hunted by a killer chef! Wufei- COOKS SHOULD NOT FIGHT!!! Duo- Yes we know that!!! Cook- I'll teach zou not zo come inzo MY kit~chen, and eatz MY beauziful CHOCO~LATE cake!!! Duo- Teach us NOZING!!! Miss Noin- Oh...so that's it? Duo- We were hungry!!! Is that a crime?! Miss Noin- No... Quatre- I know that oun-cole-law is eel-eagle if you drink it under age! Miss Noin- Very good! Now...Crazy killer chef that wants to eat my stu~dentz, I mean students, please leave so I can teach. Cook- We, we mada`me. Juzt do not let those chil~dre~n come back inzo my kit~chen. Duo- Hey! I live here too ya know! Miss Noin- Shut up Duo...Thank you. It will NOT happen again! *Cook leaves...cursing silently* Alright Duo...let go. Duo- Are YOU gonna kill me? Miss Noin- No. Duo- ThankyouthankyouthankyouTHANKYOU!!! *Wipes face on Noin's dress* AHHH!!! I'm touching a cootie infested woman!!! Ew! I got chocolate on your dress! Is that the one that Milliarterd got for you? AHH!!! I'm still touching a cootie infested woman!!! Quatre- Call the fire department!!! Trowa- *On board* Why? *Quatre reads to himself* Quatre- I don't know...I just...always wanted to say that I guess? Trowa- *Gives him a 'what-are-you-stupid?' look* Heero- LEAVE. ME. ALONE!!! Relena- But Hee-chan- Duo+Wufei- HEE-CHAN?!?! Heero- ...Shut up...or I'll kill you all!!! Relena- Yeah! Aww of you just SHUT UP!!! Duo- I think that includes you too Wewena. Relena- Nuh-uh! Hee-chan wouwd NEVEW think about kiwwing me!!! Hee-chan-I mean Heero- >I wish that I could kill her! Right now! First! Then the others! Yes! THat is my master plan! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-< Duo- HEERO! HEL~LO! *Waves hand in front of his face* Annnybody home? Besides that suicidal dude that comes out every now, and then? Heero- Huh? Duo- Just what exactly were you thinkin' about? Heero- My master plan about how to kill you all!!!! First I'll start off with Relena! Yes! I will kill her first Then the rest of you!!! Duo- Well, now that he's blurted out his master plan to take over the world, we better...RUN!!! Miss Noin- EVERYBODY SIT DOWN NOW!!!!!!! *Everybody sits down* Thank you. There will be no killing >All though killing Relena isn't such a bad idea- No! Then Milliardo will hate me for sure! Can't risk that...Ahh...my sweet Milliardo...How I long- NO! LUST for you!< Duo- YO! NOIN!!! What the heck were you gonna say? Miss Noin- Oh...first- Wufei, you have chocolate all OVER your face! *Wufei wipes it off on the back of his hand* Alright! I have a surprise for you all! Quatre- *Claps his hands* Yea! We're gonna get a surprise! We're gonna get a surprise! We're gonna get a- Wufei- SHUT UP!!!! Quatre- *Eyes grow large, and start to water* Wufei snapped at me! He snapped at me! He SNAPPED at me!!! He'll never forget that he snapped at me!!! Heeheeheehohohohohehehehheeeeeeeeiiiii!!! Heeheehee- hmmumwawawaahahahahHHHHAAAAAA!!! HE'LL NEVER- Miss Noin- Quatre, he won't forget. So please be quiet. Quatre- *Cheery mode* Okay! Duo- A surprise huh? Cool! That is so cool! I love surprises! Whatisitwhereisitandisitadonkey? Miss Noin- Duo...you better shut up for your sake. Duo- Shinigami will NOT shut up for his own sake!!! Or for anyone elses!!! Trowa- *On board* What kind? *Our famous Q-man translates* Relena- I WOVE suwpwises! Duo- Uh-oh! If Relena loves surprises, I better 'un-love' surprises...I 'UN-LOVE' SURPRISES!!! That's not fair! Why do I have to 'un-love surprises?! Why can't Relena 'un-love' surprises?! Relena! 'Un-love' surprises! Heero- I hate surprises. Relena- Uh-oh! If Heewo hates suwpwises, then I bettew hate suwpwises too! I hate suwpwises! Duo- What's wrong with you?! First you make me 'un-love' surprises, and now you hate surprises!!! Wait! If she hates surprises, then...I can 'un-un-love' surprises! I 'UN-UN-LOVE' surprises!!! Wufei- Why doesn't he just say that he 're-loves' surprises? Miss Noin- Honestly, Wufei, I don't know. CLASS!!! SHUT UP, AND LISTEN! OR NONE OF YOU GET THE SURPRISE!!! Heero- I don't care. Duo- But I do! Don't go spoiling it for other people! That's mean! Heero- *Grins* Exactly...eheheh...That's also part of my master plan!!! Miss Noin- Shut up. Both of you. Get in your assigned seat...NOW!!! *Everybody does so* Thank you. Now...As your teacher, I am pleased >Yeah right< to bring you the news that the Winners have funded for us to go to the zoo...today...Somehow everyone of your parents agreed to this. Therefore, we're all going to the zoo at 8:30. Got that? Heero- No. Mission denied. Miss Noin- Anyone who denys, will have to kiss Relena...for 5 minutes... Heero- Mission accepted! Mission accepted! Miss Noin- Atta boy Heero. Now. You'll have to be paired up in groups. 2 by 2, ya know? Miss Une, Milliardo- Ahh...Milliardo...my sweet...oh how I wish- Duo- Ahem! There are like 6 OTHER people here ya know? Oh look! I CAN count! Relena- How womantic! Duo- 5...5 other people here to be exact...that other...'thing' obviously isn't human. What were you saying? Miss Noin- Uh...And I will be the group leaders. I don't know how long we'll be there, but... hey! I'm making this up as I go! Duo- Did we protest? Miss Noin- Whatever. So...we're goin' to the zoo...free time until then...oh yeah...We'll be drawing partners out of a hat. Quatre- Can I be with Trowa. He's always nice to me! He never says anything MEAN to me! Duo- Hey man, it was a joke! Miss Noin- Fine. Trowa- *On board* Does anyone realize that this assignment could be hazardous to ALL of our healths? *Noin reads* Miss Noin- So? I mean! Non sense! Duo- DOG FIGHT!!! Miss Noin- DUO MAXWELL!!! Duo- I'm just kidding Noin. Don't have to get so hysterical! Trowa- *On board* Like she has a chose? *Q-man translates* Duo- No, but I bet she'd like to think that she did. Relena- Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewo!!! Be *MY* pawtner who cawes about a stupid dwawin?! I have money!!! Quatre- So do *I*!!! But you don't see *me* bragging about it! Wufei- Quatre? What are you doing? Quatre- OH! ME?! I'm bragGINothing! Duo- Yeah...that's what I thought...That was a stupid question Wufei. Wufei- UGH!!! You missed the whole concept of the question! I was trying to make Quatre say that he was bragging about himself having money! Which he was!!! Quatre- I was NOT! Wufei- Was too! Quatre- Was not! Wufei- Was too! Duo- Here I go...*Takes a deep breath, high pitched voice* You guys! We shouldn't be fighting at all!!! Quatre- That does NOT sound like me! Wufei- *Totally ignored* I going to go worship Nataku. *Goes to a corner, away from everyone, and pulles out a pic of his beloved Nataku, then lights 10,000 candles* Duo- Oh, really? I thought that was pretty good. Heero->Hmm...I must be aware of my surroundings...< *Looks at Wufei* Wufei- *Eyes closed, meditating position* Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm...I must reach the spritual world. Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...what? I can not get through?! HUUUUMMMMMM!!!! *Squints closed eyes* Let me in you fools!!! *Bangs his fist on the ground* Heero- >He looks constipated...< *Looks at Duo* Duo- That was pretty Shinigami good for, what? The 2nd? 3rd time? Hey Miss Noin? Where do poka-dotted, vadka-drinking, cigar-smoking, peanut butter-eatting, chickens come from? Heero- Those are extinct, right? Duo- Ya know Heero, there's a good chance that you might have to be with Relena!!! Heero- Hn. Omae o korosu... Duo- Ya do know that doesn't really bother me very much...any more...all though I *DO* wonder when it's gonna happen... Wufei- HUMMM!!! NATAKU! NATAKU!!!! NATAKU COME IN! Ahhh...yes!!! I have contacted the spritual world!!! HUMMMMMMM!!!!! Duo- ...Uh...what'd he put in his cake today? Trowa- *On board* This is boring... Quatre- I agree.. I know! Let's play a game! Trowa- ... Quatre- How 'bout tic-tac-toe? Trowa- ... Quatre- GREAT! I can be O, and you can be X! Miss Noin- Everybody ready to chose a partner? Duo- NOPE! Miss Noin- Wufei? Are you ready? Wufei- Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...yes Nataku...I here your words...I understand...learn Spanish I will- AHHH!!!! I've lost contact with the spritual world!!! UGH!!! NOOOOOO!!! Duo- I think that was a no. Miss Noin- Well...what about Heero? Duo- Whatever. I don't think that he WANTS a partner! Relena- Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewo!!! Be with me! I have money!!! If you be with me, then we won't have to dwaw!!! Heero- What makes you think that *I* want to be with *YOU*? Relena- I just wanted to be wiff you!!! Heero- Hn. Go away Relena. Relena- Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeewo!!! Be with me!!! *Holds up a Heero wanted sign* Be with me! Be with me! Be with- Wufei- What's goin' on? Duo- Finished with the 'spritual world'? Wufei- Uh...what spritual world'? Duo- Ya know? That thing that- Miss Noin- Here. Take a piece of paper. *Wufei takes a piece, and opens it* You too Heero. *Picks a piece of paper, but doesn't open it...yet* Wufei- NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! There is no justice in the world!! Where's the justice? HIDING UNDER A ROCK?! Why do *I* have to be with *HER*?! Duo- Must be. Heero- *Opens paper* Argh...not the Shinigami Freak! Duo- Me? With him? *Knock on the door* I'll get it!!! *Runs to the door, and opens it* Yeeeeees? Stranger at the door- Uh...is this Noin's class? Duo- Yeeeeeeees. S.A.T.D.- May I come in? Duo- Noooooooooooooo. S.A.T.D.- Why? Duo- Are you Milliarterd Peacecrap? S.A.T.D.- Uh...I'm MilliarDO PeaceCRAFT if that's what you're asking. Duo- Oh...so you're him. *Scans him with his eyes* You're not so hot. Milliardo- ExCUSE me? Duo- Yuo're excused, and I said, 'You're not so hot'. Milliardo- Oh. May I come in little girl? Duo- Ooo!!! Absoulutly not!!! *Slams door* Miss Noin- Well? Who was it? Duo- Hmph. I dunno. Must have been the wind. Quatre- But we're inside. There is no wind! Duo- Hmm...you're right. I guess it must have been a big fan with white hair! Miss Noin- DUO!!! Who was it?! Duo- Okay, okay. It was that killer chef! Miss Noin- Duo... Duo- Fine! It was Milliarterd! Ya happy?! Miss Noin- Milliardo?! *Runs to the door, and opens it* Hello? *No answer* Duo! *Knock on the door* Duo- Outta the way! I'll get it! *Answers the door* Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees? Stranger 2 At The Door- Is Noin ready? We have to leave orders of Mr. Treize. Duo- Hi Une! Nice glasses. Lady Une- *Nods head* Duo. Duo- *Yells to everyone...especially Heero* HEY EVERYONE! UNE'S HERE!!! Heero- Where? Duo- Out here! And she has her glasses on!!! Heero- *Pops his head out to see* Hi Une. Can we be in your group? Dude in the Backround- How'd she do that? *Calls out to Une* Lady Une? How'd you make that little girl happy? *Walks towards Une* Duo- Hey! Who you callin' little girl?! I'm- Heero- Blah, blah, blah. You're Shinigami. You're just as bad that Justice Freak. Wufei- Who you callin' Justice freak? I'm a NATAKU freak! Heero- What's the difference? The author is a Gundam freak, but that still makes you a freak. Quatre- You guys! We shouldn't be fighting at all! Trowa- *On board* Let's go! Ugh. I need a talking board! *10 minutes later* Miss Noin- And this is Duo. Milliardo- Ahh...I see. Relena- Milliawdo! That's the won that's mean to me! Milliardo- Her? Hmm...you be nice to Relena. Duo- Oh yeah? Who's makin' me? Man...you're some older brother to have WHITE hair! Miss Noin- Duo! Respect your elders! Duo- 'kay. Hey grandpa. What's shaken? Miss Noin- Du..o.. Quatre- You guys! Everybody Except for Milliardo- We shouldn't be fighting at all! Quatre- Thank you! Lady Une- Let's go. It's 8:31. We're late. Heero- K'so! I failed my mission! Duo- Heero? We're just bagillion minus 4 minutes late! JUST a bagillion minus 4 minutes behind schedule! That's all! Heero- A bagillion minus 4 minutes is alot of time! Where's that stupid self-detonation button when you need it?! Duo- It is not! Besides! You can't fail a mission if you haven't even STARTED one! Miss Noin- Let's go! We'll take 2 cars. Une in one, and Milliardo, and I in the other. Duo- Fine! Let's go now!!! Wufei- May I buy a souvineer for Nataku? Duo- Do you have money? Wufei- Yes. Duo- Give it to me! Lady Une- We're movin' out. *To be contined* ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ Author's note's- Okay...Please review. Thanks for reading. Did ja like it? If you wish to critize, please send it to [email protected]. Thanks again! Ja ne! BTW, save all of the dying cows! |