| Disclaimers- We don't own, really want too, don't sue, no money, boo- hoo! Warnings- RELENA-BASHING! It's what makes the world a better place! Authors' Notes- C&C are welcomed! "~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~" A Sunday Morning with the Gundam Boys "~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~" *Part 5* *Next, next, next, NEXT Sunday (When Noin comes back from the Bahammas)* Miss Noin: Good morning, class!!!!!!! *smiles* Duo: Wow!! She actually smiled!!! That's amazing-we gotta call the press!! Trowa: *on board* It's not the first time that she's smiled. So shut up. *Quatre translates* Duo: Yeah, Trowa, who's making me? Miss. Noin: I am!! Now be quiet. Today we will be talking about crucifixion. No-on second thought, how about baptism?? No, crucifixion. *Heero walks in* Duo: Hi Heero!!! Today we're talking about crucifixion!!!!!!! Heero: Crucifixon?? That takes too long. Why not just shoot them with a gun instead?? *Rubs hands together* But then again...It's an EXCELLENT way to decompose the living soul by slow torture...heh, heh, heh...watch where your eyes wonder Relena, heh, heh, he- Did I say that out loud? *Everybody face faults* Wufei: How DISHONORABLE!!!! A sword is much better than both of those ways!! *silence* Even Nataku thinks so!!! It's more graceful! Duo: YEAH!!! More blood comes out! It's cool!!! *Everyone face faults* Miss Noin: Anyways-wait, aren't we missing a student?? Quatre: Yes, we are. Where's Relena?? Duo: Yeah, where's your girlfriend, Heero?? *Heero glares* *Relena walks in* Relena: HEWE I AM!!! I like being called 'Heewo's giwlfwiend'! Duo: I said 'Hee-RO'! Not 'Hee-WO'!!! Heero: Hide me!!!!!! Relena: Heeeeeewoooooo!!!!!!! Millwiardo still says you have to give me a wittle kiss!!! Heero: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Duo: *adding to the excitement* Yessssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do it for the poor! Trowa: *on board* Yes??? Do it for the poor, Duo?? What happened to cooties? And why are you saying yes? *Quatre translates* Duo: I don't know. I just said it to argue with Heero. Tee-hee! It's fun! *Imitates Sailor Moon* I'm Sailor Moon! Champion of anti-cooties! And bringer of DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHH!!! *Everyone groans and face faults* Wufei: How very DISHONORABLE!!!!! Men NEVER imitate weak women! Duo: Huh? Who was I imitating? Noim- I mean Noin? Miss Noin: Excussssse me!! As I was saying, today we will talk about crucifixion. Duo: Shingami!!!! Cruse this!!! I already know what crucifixion is!!! SHINIGA- Is anybody listening to me? Heero: Mission accepted. Trowa: *on board* When do we start?? Quatre: I HATE killing people!! It's horrid!! H-O-R-R-I-D!!! Wufei: The sword is much better than that DISHONORABLE way of killling. You know what I say! Duo: No...we don't. *Says in a sarcastic voice face faulted* Wufei: The sword is mightier then the pen. Now there's a weapon! *Everybody face faults, and sweat drops* Relena: Heewo, I would go thwough cwucifixion just to get won wittle kiss fwom you!!! Awen't you fwattered?? Heero: Happy, happy, joy, joy. *Rolls his eyes* Miss Noin!!! GET HER AWAY!!! Before I REALLY shoot her. Miss Noin: Enough!!! Can anyone tell me what crucifixion is?? I know you already answered this on your test, but I still would like an answer. Trowa: *on board* A process to put one to death involving a cross, and nails. Quatre: A HORRIBLE way to kill somebody!!! I hate killing!! Duo: Why don't you just read my test?? It's there. Heero: An excellent way to decompose a living soul by putting one through slow torture. *bored expression* Why not just use a gun?? It's faster. Wufei: I agree with Heero, except I would say, why not just use a sword?? Relena: Heewo, would you give me a kiss?? Heero: I feel sick. Relena: Poow Heewo. Trowa: *on board* The only reason he's sick because of you. *When no one translates, he gets attention by banging it on Quatre's (poor) head* Sorry. I got sick of banging it on the table. *Adds to the message* Quatre: Ow!!!!!! *then he reads the board to the class* Miss Noin: Well, those are all good reasons, but-*she is cut off by a screaming* Duo: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Relena kissed me!!!!!!! I'm going to die of cooties!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm stain with saliva from a WOMAN!!! WAH!!!!! SHINIGAMI! This could be the end pallll....I really enjoyed my 6 years of liffffffffffffeeeeeeeee............*Plays dead* *Miss Noin turns to Relena, but gets no explanation since Relena is crying uncontrollably* Heero: Poor Duo. Quatre: I thought Relena only liked Heero. Relena: *pausing long enough to explain* I *sob* do!!!! But as I was tuwning *sob* to kiss Heewo, he moved so *sob* I kissed ugwy Duo!! Duo: *indignantly says...back obviouly from the dead* I am NOT ugly!!!! I am WAY cuter then you, because I am SHINIGAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You STUPID FOOL!!! *Everyone face faults* Heero: Thanks for taking the cootie infested kiss for me, Duo. Trowa: *on board* I don't think he's all that thrilled. *Quatre translates* Duo: *from his position on the floor* Of course I'm not!!! Now I'll die a DISHONORABLE death by cooties!! Heero even makes it sound TWICE as better! Geez Heero! Don't have to rub it in!!!! *Spits everywhere... espeacially on Relena, who doesn't really care since she's already soaked in her tears* I STILL think that this is very DISHONORABLE!!! Wufei: That's MY line!!!!!!!! INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!! That is most DISRESPECTFUL to steal!!! Quatre: This may break your bubble, Duo, but cooties aren't real. Duo: *turning his ADORABLE (Author 2: sigh...) violet eyes to Quatre* They aren't?? I think I'm gonna be sick. Quatre: No, and you aren't going to be sick! *Everyone is silently watching this conversation take place, except for a few sobs from Relena* Duo: I don't believe you!!! I will get sick!!! Quatre: It's true. My sisters said. All twenty-nine of them. I never thought that the great 'Shinigami' was afraid of 'cooties'. But you won't get sick!!! Duo: I see. So I'm not going to die. *looks relieved, then smiles* Of course I'm not going to die, because I am SHINIGAMI!!!!!!!!!!! SHINIGAMI isn't going to die from mere cooties!!!!!! SHINIGAMI LIVES!!!! I still feel sick! Is that 'suppose' to happen if you're the 'God of Death'? *Quatre shruggs* Hn. Some help you are! I could get sick! *Everyone face faults* Wufei: I wanna watch Mulan. *Everyone face faults again* Wufei: Oops...did I say that out loud...??? Everybody: Yep. *Wufei crumbles into to dust, and back again (pointless)* Miss Noin: Well then, since that was cleared up, I believe we can go back to our lesson. *12 pairs of eyes are focused on her* Miss Noin: *flustered* Oh..well...thanks for the immediate attention!!! Quatre: I can't read the clock because Duo's circular thing connected to his neck is in the way, *Duo: Hey!!* but I think it is time to go. Miss Noin: Is that so??? Well then...but I'm going to assign homework for you. *1 sob, and 5 groans are detected* Miss Noin: The homework will be to dress up as a character from the BIBLE *Noin hears 5 groans, and one sob...again. Then glares at the 6 year-olds* and give a creative oral report on that person. Well, class is dismissed!!!!!!!! >Hn! What disrespectful children! Oh well, you learn to love them...sort of...a little....WHO CARES?< All: Yes!!! *sob* Quatre: Bye Miss Noin! *Noin waves them off* *6 figures about knee cap high (At least to our D.A.R.E. officer) run out of the door* Miss Noin: That should be amusing-they can't really mess this one up-I should go find Milliardo- Ahh...my- WHAT DO YOU WANT!!! *Yells at the janitor* Oh...sorry... *10 minutes later after Duo leaves class* Duo: I feel SICK!!! *Run to the bathroom. Moans and groans are heard from the outside.* *A minute later a very pale Duo walks out cluthing his stomache* Duo: Stupid Quatre! Cooties ARE real!!! *Little did Duo...remember...? Duo didn't eat ...ahemm...A PROPER breakfast* To be continued.... %^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^% Author: Incase you wanted to know- Duo will be attending Sunday school next week, so don't worry. |