| Part 3- (Written by...S27) >~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~> *The next, NEXT Sunday* Miss Noin- Hello class! How are we this morning? I brought brownies for after class. *Duo drools* Is everybody here? Duo- Umm...no...Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Heero, and Relena aren't here. HEY!!! You didn't give our test back last week! Are we gonna get them today? Miss Noin- Of course...Duo? How did you get here that fast? Duo- I live here! *Noin face faults* Miss Noin- Why- *Someone screams, and runs into the room* Someone- *Clings to Noin's legs* HELP!!! She won't leave me alone! Miss Noin! Miss Noin- Heero? Heero, go sit down please. *A girl runs in* Girl- HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWO!!!! You didn't give me a kiss like Milwiardo said! Heero- AAAAHHHHH!!! Miss Noin HELP!! Miss Noin- Ahhh...Milliardo...*Starry look in her eyes* Heero- MISS NOIN!!! Miss Noin- Hmm...? Yes...? Duo- Miss Noin! Heero's gonna die from cooties if you don't get Relona away from him! Relena- It's WEWENA!!! Not 'Wewona'! HEEWO!!! Come bawk to we!!! Duo- What time is it? Miss Noin- Milliardo...My sweet- Heero and Duo- NOIN!!! Miss Noin- Hmm...? *Heero and Duo look very angry* Yes? Heero- NOIN!! Miss Noin- OH YES!!! Umm...Let's start class! Lessee...oh yes thenewtestamentis- Duo- Miss Noin? Are you all- *WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhhh...snore, snore... * What the heck??? Heero- LEAVE ME ALONE OR I'LL DO IT AGAIN!!! Duo- *GASP* Heero! What did you do?! Heero- What do you think I did? I shot her with a tranquilizer. Miss Noin- HEERO YUY!!! GO SIT IN THE CORNER!!! NOW!!! Heero- If you order me around then I'll shoot you too!!! Miss Noin- When will the 'NORMAL' children show up? I wish that they would- *Just then 3 little boys walk in* Miss Noin- Not only are they NORMAL, but they're wish givers too!!! Good morning boys! Take your seats, and we'll get start- *SNORE!!!* What the (cencored)?! Duo- Miss Noin! Relena's sleeping during class! That's against the- *SNORE!* Miss Noin- HEERO!!! Heero- Whoops...I accidentally set it off. Miss Noin- What am I going to do? UGH!!! God blessed my with the children from (cencored)! Quatre- Am I a child from (cencored)? Miss Noin- Watch your mouth young man! *5 minutes later* Heero- NO!!! Miss Noin- What now Heero? I hope you didn't shoot the others. Heero- That's not it! I-I-I-I- *Head droops* I...didn't put enough liquid to last the rest of class! NO!! Now she'll wake up, and KISS ME!!! I hate to admit it, but Duo was right, *Everybody gasps* I AM going to die from COOTIES!!! Duo- *Sno-* Did you say COOTIES??? WHERE??? GET IT AWAY!!! Trowa- *On board* Can we start class NOW??? *No one pays attention, and Trowa grows impatient. Trowa bangs his chalkboard on the desk.* Miss Noin- Yes Trowa? If you wanted to tell us something, why didn't you speak up? *Trowa face faults as Noin reads the board* Hmm...Can we- Quatre- I WANNA READ IT!!! Can we start cl~ass now... Duo- Who has WHIPLASH???!!! Wufei- Not whiplash! CLASS you idiot! How dishonorable to be in the same class as YOU. This is INJUSTICE!!! WOMAN! I demand that you move me to another seat! I do NOT want eye contact with this, this, this...DISHONORABLE soul! Trowa- *On board* AHEM??? CLASS??? Ya know! I kinda paid for these lessons! *Trowa starts to bang the board on the table* Duo- STOP!!! Miss Noin! Trowa should be fined for disturbing the peace!!! Miss NOIN!!! Wufei- Like it was EVER quiet!!! With you around, NOTHING can even GET quiet!!! So if anybody should get fined, it'll be you! Duo- But you don't see me with a fine do you? Wufei- Why don't you go back from where you came from? Duo- Because that's where you came from too!!! Wufei- Ooo! What a come back!!! Just out of curiousity...Where is THAT? Duo- From HE- Quatre- You guys! We shouldn't be fighting at all!!! Duo and Wufei- SHOVE IT!!! Quatre- Miss Noin! They snapped at me!!! I've never been snapped at! It feels so AWFUL!!! WWWWAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Miss Noin- EVERYBODY SIT DOWN, AND SHUT UP!!! NOW!!! *Everybody does so (except for Relena who is on the ground STILL sleeping)* Good. Now here are your- *SNORE!* What the..??? *The wohle class here's a groan* Quatre- *Stops crying* What was that? I heard- *SNORE* GASP!!! There it goes again! Wufei- I know what it is. It's Nataku's rejection. She thinks that this class is- *sniff* DISHONORABLE!!! *Everybody face faults* Duo- NAH!!! That's not it! It's- *SNORE* AAHHH!!! It's the COOTIE MONSTER!!! IT'S COMING TO EAT ALL OF THE MEN!!! SEE!!! NOIN, and RELENA ARE EVIL!!! *SNORE* AHH!!! The monster's coming closer!!! Trowa- *on board* No. It's just Relena. Someone wake her up. *Trowa bangs board ont the table again* Quatre- Geeh Duo, I don't see how you can't read his hand-writing. It's so nice, and it's so clean, and BEAUTIFUL!!! *Everyone sweatdrop* Miss Noin- Will someone PLEASE WAKE RELENA UP??? Duo- I will!!! *Duo grins with evil lurking in his eyes.* Miss Noin- Thank you Du- *OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! MOWMY!!!!!!* Duo!!! What the (cencored) did YOU DO???!!! Duo- AW!!! I just 'lightly' poked her with my foot! Relena- WWWAAAHHHH!!!!! He kicked we weally hawd!!! Miss Noiwn!!! Miss Noin- UGH!!! Okay. EVERYBODY SIT THE (CENCORED, CENCORED, CENCORIN') DOWN!!! RIGHT NOW!!! *Everybody sits down like perfect angels* The next time anybody gets up. I'm gonna shoot you!!! *Pulls out gun* Heero- See Duo. This is why I look up to her! Miss Noin- Since none of you failed suprisingly...I'm going to read your test out loud. Ahem... Duo- NO!! I hate test!!! *Duo clings to the person to his right who just HAPPENED to be Wufei* Wufei- INJUSTICE!!! Woman!!! GET this imposture OFF of ME!!! I DEMAND JUSTICE!!! Duo- What am I doing? AHH!!! I'm clinging to WUFAT!!! Wufei- Wu-FEI! Wu-FEI!!! Miss Noin- THAT'S IT!!! *Noin fires gun at the ceiling* Next one who speaks with out my permission is DEAD!!! Heero- *raises his hand, and Noin gives him permission to talk to Duo* See. That's another reason why I look up to her. *Duo nods back in understanding* Miss Noin- Okay...First, I'll read Trowa's. Ahem...#1. What- OH (CENCORED)! I'll just tell you what everybody put at one time!!! Ahemm...#1. What is crucifix *cough, cough* ion? Trowa put- A process of putting to death on a cross. Very good Trowa. Relena put- A horrid way to kill someone. Umm...interesting...Now Quatre put- An action of litterly torturing someone until the die on a wooden cross...Well...at least he gets the idea...Alright...let's see what Wu *Achoo! Achoo!* fei wrot- *EWW!!!* What the heck is goin' on???!!! Duo! Explain yourself! Duo- Umm... I sneezed...? Relena- ON ME!!! This was my new dwess thet Heewo bought for we!!!! Heero- What's a dress? I don't have any money...RELENA!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Miss Noin- All of you SHUT UP!!! I'm not going to shoot you because your parents will be so delighted, that I won't get my pay! Duo- I have parents? What's that? Heero- A unit that is 'suppose' to care for you. Duo- That's a parent? Man! I'm glad I don't have- Wufei- Lots of times they pay for all the food you can eat. Duo- I want parents!!! Trowa- *On board...and banging on the table.* They have the authority to punish you. Duo- PARENTS SUCK!!! Relena- They buy you things. Duo- I want a- Quatre- Shouldn't we be listening to Miss Noin? Miss Noin- Thank you Quatre. The next one who talks has to sit in the corner, and doesn't get ANY chocolate! Now is that clear? *No on says anything* Good. Now Wufei wrote- A boring way of killing someone. To make it exciting they should use a sword...Ahem...I'll except that...Okay, now Heero put- An excellent way to decompose a living soul by putting one through a long process of slow torture, but it needs explosions, whoever thought it up is a genious. Well...umm...ON TO THE NEXT PERSON...Duo. he wrote- A dude nailed to a cross that will die, and be recurre cted by ME! SHINIGAMI...Uh...that's exceptable...Next question! # *hack* 2 Who is God? That should be easy...Trowa put- The lord. Nice short. Now Relena got this one wrong. *Sob* Don't worry Relena. You still passed, but she wrote- Heero Yuy! I'm sorry, but I can't except that. As for Quatre...He put- The father of Jesus... He got the point. Now Wufei's is different he put- The one who created Nataku...The father to all. I gave you half. *Under Wufei's breath he says- injustice, dihonor the woman. Dishonor ALL of the women...except for Nataku,* Now for- *Snore* Who was that?! Heero? Heero- I put my tranquilizer down, and Relena sat on it. Miss Noin- UGH!!! Next week, I'm lettin' someone else teach! As we continue. Heero put- A lord. Though I don't believe in this one named 'God'. He's just an obstacle. I don't see why I even go to church...Umm...at least you're honest. Duo put- The COMPLETE opposite of Shinigami. Now that's a god. Duo! Where do you get these idea's??? Duo- Shinigami? Miss Noin- UGH! Question # *Snore* shut her up! *Duo smiles evily.* HEERO shut her up. *Duo frowns* *Heero does as Noin says. He takes duct tape, and 2 crayons. A few minutes later there is not on single sound...except for Wufei's under breath cursing.* Miss Noin- Good job Heero. How'd you shut her up? Heero- Easy. I duct taped her mouth, and stuck crayons up her nose. Miss Noin- You WHAT???!!! Duo-He- Miss Noin- I know what he said!!! Undo the tape! Take to crayons out of her nose!!! *Heero snorts, and takes the crayons out of her nose. Then RIPS the tape off.* Relena- OW!!! That huwt!!! Miss Noin- As I was saying. # 3. When was Jesus born? Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, and Heero had the correct answer which was Christmas, Relena got this one wrong...she put- Easter, as for Duo. He put- The opposite if Shinigami. I can't except that. Duo- But that's what I meant! I meant Christmas! I really did! Quatre- Then why didn't you put that? Duo- Because...Shinigami told me not to! He said that all girls have COOTIES too! Miss Noin- Uh...Let's continue! # 4. What is a priest? Trowa, Quatre put- someone to teach Jesus's teachings/rabbi...Well...I can except that, and it's a heck of alot closer then anyone else. Relena put- A man that talks about God for an Hour...Well...I guess I'll except that. Wufei put- One who teaches. Close enough. Heero put- One who is devoted to God, and p...peace? Heero? Why is the word 'peace' in the darkest, boldest, roughtest print I've ever seen? Heero- I do not believe in...*Clenches teeth and makes a fist* 'pe...pe...peac...peaccccce...' Miss Noin- Yes...I see that now. Well...Duo put - Someone who speaks about the lord. Good enough. Oh my! 5 minutes of class left! Goody!!! I mean- We better finish this discussion over the test! # 5. How do you baptize? Trowa right as always put- to get blessed by holy water... Let's see. Everybody else put the same thing...except for Duo. He put...To take a dunk in the holy water...Short, simple, cute...I like it. Okay. Grab your test, get a brownie, and GET OUT!!! Everybody (students)- YES MA'AM!!! *Everybody- including Noin, leaves.* Miss Noin- Let's see if Une can handle them. To be continued... ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ |