| Disclamers-No own, no gain. Authors Note: This series goes on. (S27: Altojaz!! You weren't supposed to do that. Altojaz: Yeah, well...I *AM* writing this Author's note! S27: *Shrugs* Pinhead.*Walks off*) Um, this note is now postponed due to lack of attendance to authors. Warning: Contains Relena Bashing. She's not our favorite character. We LOVE bashin' her, so this is NOT a Relena fan story. That's all... I guess. ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ Next Sunday.... Miss. Noin: Good morning. I have finished grading your tests. I forgot them???!!! How is that? Oh, well...I'll bring it next week! Duo: Agh!! I probably got a -15!! Trowa: *on chalkboard* Stupid Duo. You live in a church! You even wear priest clothes! Duo: Miss Noin!!!! *Points to Trowa.* Trowa's cussing me out!!!! Trowa: *on chalkboard* Am not. Duo: See!! He did it again!! *Miss Noin glances at chalkboard, sighs and sweatdrops* *Relena enters (ugh, puke, hack, cough gag! I'm done.)* Heeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwooooo!!!!!!!!!!! Awe you hewe???? Quatre: No. Relena: Oh, well, Then I'll just sit here and wait. (sits down and waits for Heero) *Heero enters, Relena jumps up and runs toward Heero* Heero: Stop. *pulls out gun* (personally, I would choose a semi-automatic machine gun) Relena: WAH!!!!!!!!!! Miss Noin: Everybody sit down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Everyone looks around, and sits down* Miss Noin: *Holds head* Sorry. I forgot the test from last week, but I DO remember the scores. Trowa made the highest score, and Relena made the lowest. Relena: I hate you Twowa!!!!!! Wufei: (He was been silent and non-partisan all this time, now can't resist speaking up) And I hate you, Relena. Relena: *blows raspberry* At least HEEWO loves me! *Coughing, gagging, hacking, and choking are heard throughout the room.* Miss Noin: STOP FIGHTING!!!!!!! UGH!!!! *holds head* Why oh why oh why.(she mumbles) Quatre: *starts singing, "Tell Me Why"* Heero:Stop singing. That song has too much sentiment. Wufei: Senti-who cares!! INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!DISHONOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*goes off yelling this* Relena: Heewo, *swoons* Heero: Get off of me, scum. Duo: You tell her Heero! Kill her! Eat her! Bite her- Miss Noin: EVERYBODY!!!!! Be quiet PLEASE???????!!!!!!!! (It gets so quiet a pin drops and they all jump) Miss Noin: *Closes her eyes* Thank you. As I was saying- *Noin hears a cry, and her eyes snap open* DUO!!!!! WHY IS RELENA CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Duo: Huh?? Relena: *tearfully* He stuck a crayon ub by nose!! *nose is stuffed up with crayon* *everyone sweatdrops* Duo: You don't have to cry about that. All you have to do is pull it out. *pulls out crayon* Relena: Ouch!!!!!!!!Owowowowowowowow!!!! Heero: Good job, Duo. Quatre: Is Relena hurt?? Trowa: *on board* What do you think, Quatre?? *everyone ignores Trowa since they are fasinated by a crayon up Relena's nose* > Miss Noin: Heero, escort Relena to the nurse. Heero: Mission denied. I refuse to help wimps that attach to me like a magnet. If you make me go, you'll be hearing from my parently unit VERY soon. *glares* Miss Noin: Heero, now-*Noin changes her mind when sees the barrel of Heero's gun pointed at her face* never mind. Duo: I'll do it! *Duo has a HUGE grin on his face, and his eyes in little slits.* Miss Noin: (looking relieved) *Closes her eyes, and holds head.* okay. She goes on teaching her lesson and everything is quiet until- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! (A voice sounding much like Relena's is heard) Miss Noin: What now??? DUO!!!!!! Duo: *appears, looking innocent* WHAT?? Miss Noin: *counting to ten* What did you do?? Duo: *the whole class by now is enraptured* I..I..just brought her to the boys' bathroom. Miss Noin: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Duo: FINE!!! It was a janitor's closet! *Everybody: GASP!* Miss Noin: WHAT????????!!!!!!!! Duo: I was only kidding! It was the boys' bathroom! > Miss Noin: WHAT??? But WHY???!!! EXPLAIN MR. MAXWELL!!! Duo: I hate it when people call me that! ANYWAYS!!! She said she needed to go so I brought her there. What's the big deal? don't cootie infested girls have to go to the bathroom too? *Miss Noin looks repulsed* Uh...not the right thing to say, eh Noin? Relena: *Enters the room looking tearful* Duo, you'we dead!! Duo: No, I'm alive. *looks puzzled* Miss Noin: Everyone!! *looks at clock* Class is now dismissed!!!!!!! Duo: Yeah!!!!!! Heero: Mission accepted. Trowa: *on board* Yes! Quatre: Yay!! Thank you, Miss Noin. See you next week! *Noin waves them off.* Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!! We were supposed to get out a milli-second ago!!!!! Relena: *sobs* *Everyone races for the door...but get stuck, so Noin litterly SHOVED her whole class out of the room.* Miss Noin: Thank goodness. *sweatdrops* To be continued............ ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ |