| Part 1- (Written by S27) `~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` Setting: Bright Sunday morning at Sunday school. Everybody is 6 years-old...except for Noin. Characters: Miss Noin- Sunday school teacher Heero Yuy- Student Duo Maxwell- Student Trowa Barton- Student Quatre R. Winner- Student Wufei Chang- Student Relena Darlin/Peacecraft (whatever)-Student Note- Trowa doesn't talk...At least not in this story. So when Trowa has a line, it's written on some sort of board. > < -that means thinking. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* *Sunday* Miss Noin: Hello class. Today we'll have an easy review test- Duo- NOO!!! Shinigami will not approve!!! I hate TEST!!! AHHH!!! WA- OW!!!! Miss Noin! Heero hit me!!! Miss Noin- Heero. What did I tell you about hitting people with that...mallet...?! Heero- Not to. Miss Noin- Good. Now may I have that mallet? Heero- No. *Hugs mallet* It's mine. It's for good purpose! Mission denied! Mission DENIED!!! Miss Noin- Heero. Give me the mallet. *Heero shakes his head* Heero. I'll give you a sticker. With a gun on it. *Heero gives Noin the mallet, and Noin gives Heero the sticker* Good. Is everybody here? Duo- Heero's girlfriend isn't. Heero- OMAE O KOROSU!!! SEE!!! I NEED MY MALLET!!! *Pulls out semi-automatic machine gun* Duo- HEY!!! Where'd you get that!!! It like litterally came out of your- Miss Noin- STOP IT YOU TWO! Or you'll have to sit in the corner! Duo- But I don't wanna sit in the corner! Shinigami does NOT do corners!!! *The door opens, and a little girl walks in* Little girl- Sowwy I'm wate Miss Noiwn. Miss Noin- That's alright Relena. Take a seat. *Relena takes a seat between Heero and Duo* Duo- EEWWW!!! She has COOTIES!!! Miss Noin!!! I'm gonna die from COOTIES!! I'm too young to die...yet...!!! Miss Noin- DUO! IT'S JUST FOR AN HOUR!!! Duo- An hour...right. How long is an hour? Quatre- 60 minutes. Duo- 60 MINUTES???!!! That's FOREVER!!! Trowa- It's not that long. *On board* Duo- I CAN'T READ YOUR HANDWRITING YOU IDIOT!!! IT'S TOO SLOPPY!!! Trowa- You should learn. Or at least get glasses. *Trowa and Duo stick out their tongues, and have a 'tongue war'.* Quatre- You guys! We shouldn't be fighting! Miss Noin! Make them stop! WAH!!! I feel SO bad!!! It's all my fault!!! I am wea- WAH!!! NOW I'M SOUNDING LIKE WUFEI!!!! Wufei- I resent that you weakling!!! Dishonor!!! Dishonor you to Antartica!!! Quatre starts crying* AHH!!! I'm going to be DEAF!!! Stop this hidious noise!!! Miss Noin- CLASS! SIT DOWN BEFORE I USE THIS MALLET TO SMASH YOUR BRAINS OUT!!! *Everybody is suddenly very, VERY quiet...except for the 2 enemies embraced in their 'tongue war'. Noin smiles* Good. Let's begin the test. It's really simple. Only 5 questions. Duo- *Stops the 'tongue war'* How many is 5? I forgot yesterday. No...I forgot the...No....I-forgot LAST Sunday!!! Quatre- See. This is five. *Holds up hand so Duo can see* 1...2...3...4...5...See? Duo- 5? That's like...*counts his fingers* Like...like..a BAGILLION!!! *Waves his arms up in the air like he's swatting away bugs* Relena- HEEWO!!! Plwase? Just won? PUH-WEEZE??? *Leans our to Heero, and 'pucker's up'* Heero- NO! Miss Noin! Relena's trying to kiss me again!!! Make her stop! Or I'll shoot her! For real!!! Duo- Miss Noin! Don't stop him! PUH-LEEZE??? Heero! Don't listen to Noin! She's evil!!! She's got COOTIES TOO!!! She'll KILL us all!!! Quatre- Really??? AAAHHHH!!!! Call 911!!! >Wait a minute...Cooties aren't real! Oh well.< AAHHH!!!!! Duo- Got it! Uh...What's the number for '911'? Miss Noin- WILL YOU ALL JUST SIT DOWN FOR THE LAST TIME, AND TAKE YOUR STINKIN' TEST???!!! *Everyone sits down except for Heero and Relena who are running around the room* Relena- HEEWO!!! It's me WEWENA!!!! Just won wittle kiss??? Heero- I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! HELP! DON'T LET HER TOUCH ME!!! Duo- I feel like I'm in a 'Tenchi Muyo' episode except only one girl is chasing TENCHI!!! I mean HEERO!!! I think...? Miss Noin- SIT DOWN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heero and Relena- Yes Miss Noin ma'am, sir, ma'am, uh...never mind. *The 2 take their seats, and Relena is edging closer to Heero.* Duo- Did I mention that I was going to die from COOTIES???!!! Everybody- YES! NOW SHUT UP!!! Duo- You're all SO mean!!! Miss Noin- Here are your test. *Gives all 6 students test* Wufei- INJUSTICE!!!! Miss Noin- Is there a problem Wufat- ER I mean Wufei? Wufei- *sniff* Yes. 2 actually. *Noin motions him to continue* Well...The first one is that I forgot how to spell my name. Second- *SNIFF!* I, I, I, I- *SNIFF* I- feel Nataku's rejection!!! WAHHH!!!! *Everybody face faults* WOMEN!!! Are you paying attention??? Miss Noin- Take the (CENCORED) test Wufei...*Pause*...EVERYONE OF YOU!!! NOW!!! *Everybody immediantly has there heads down scribbling down answers* Much better. You now have 45 minutes to take the test. Duo- 45 minutes? 45 minutes for 5 questions? THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!! We need more time!!! 45 minutes will be up in 2 minutes!!! That's how long 45 minutes is!!! 2 minutes!!! *Everybody face faults* Miss Noin- TAKE THE STUPID TEST DUO!!! NOW!!! OR I'LL MAKE YOU KISS RELENA!!! Duo- NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm REALLY gonna die from COOTIES!!! Wufei- What a dishonorable way to die!!! Woman! You are the GOD OF INJUSTICE!!! INJUSTICE, INJUSTICE, INJUSTICE, INJUSTICE, INJUSTICE, 1 MILLOIN TIMES INJUST- Miss Noin- SHUT UP, AND TAKE THE TEST OR YOU'LL HAVE TO KISS ME!!! Wufei- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Dishonor you woman! I demand JUSTICE!!! Miss Noin- Enough with the justice gig, Wufei. Take your (cencored, cencored, cencored, cencorin', cencored) test, and sit in the corner...NOW!!! Wufei- Yes woman. *Head droops as he walks slowly to the corner* I was beaten be someone stronger than me. I am a coward. I have lost my honor!!! What is this world coming to??? Soon EVERYBODY will lose their honor to her, by sitting in the corner!!! NATAKU!!! I HAVE *sniff* FAILED YOU!!!! Miss Noin- Wufei. Take your test. Duo- Miss Noin!!! Miss Noin- What now??? Duo- Relena is touching Heero, and he's holding a gun to her head, and she doesn't even mind, and- Miss Noin- Relena. Move next Trowa. Heero. Put the (CENCORIN') gun up...NOW!!! Heero- HN! *Sticks his tongue out, and puts the gun above his head* Duo- HN! Is right! She didn't even let me finish! And I need to go to the bathroom! Relena- HA! HA! Sewves you wright!!! Ha! H- OW!!!! *Starts to cry* Miss Noin- Duo!!! What did you DO???!!! *Noin glows red* Duo- *Clenches teeth* Uh...dropped my eraser in her eye...? Miss Noin- AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! DUO MAXWELL!!! Duo- Yes ma'am? You...yelled...? *Noin rolls her eyes* Miss Noin- Take your test before I decide to kill you!!! Duo- Yes ma'am. Shinigami is most 'UNPLEASED'!!! *Puts his head down, and takes his test* Is 'unpleased even a word? *After class* Miss Noin- Okay. It's time to go. Give your test to me before you go...HEERO!!! How many (cencored) times do I have to tell you to put the gun UP???!!! Duo- Oh, but Miss Noin, it was put up...above his head! (Cheesy!) Miss Noin- I really wonder why I took this position. Alright. Do I have all of the test? Hmm...Yes I do. Class dis-missed! See you all next week! *1 yea and 5 groans were detected* *Everybody looks at Heero (He was the 'yea')* Heero- What? Miss Noin inspires me to be a blood thristy assasin. *Everybody face faults including Miss Noin* Miss Noin- Uh...well...GO!! You're still here? It's 5 minutes after class! You'll get the results next week! Bye! *6 figures are trying to squeeze out of the door at the same time* Relena- You should let me, and HEEWO go fiwst! Duo- Why? Relena- Because I'm a *lady*! That's why!!! Duo- Yeah right! You watch TOO much TV! That's from 'Aristocats'!!! ANYWAYS! I'm cuter! People want to see MY face before they want to even NOTICE yours! Relena- Oooo!!! You'll pay for that!!! Duo- Would you like cash or credit? To Be Continued... ~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~ |