| Disclaimers: If I owned Gundam, Relena would only be in the series to bash. Don't own. Hey, a girl can only dream! WARNINGS!!!: None really, WOASR, mild Relena-bashing...VERY mild. Fluff, AU, OOC, confusion about self-d devices, etc. Nothin' but fluff. Author Note: This was originally an e-mail...that explains the randomness, and I was utterly borededededededed! C'ya at the bottom. Enjoy, and don't forget to R&R! ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ Confusion of the Detonators By: S27 ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ Random Melissa- *Cracks up* Duo- What's so funny? Melissa- Heero Yuy impressions that go down all the way. Duo- What? Melissa- Stuff...Nee-san! Duo- First of all...baka...I'm not a girl- Melissa- Could of fooled me. Duo- Whatever, second of all I'm not...oh...wait...yes I am! Melissa- On with it onna. Wufei- INJUSTICE!!! WEAKLINGS SHOULD CALL...uh...onnas? That's it! ONNAS ONNAS!!! Trowa- ........ Duo- Yeah. I agree with Trowa. That doesn't make sense!!! Heero- Damare. Melissa- No way! This is MY junk and I'LL do what I want, when I want!!! Quatre- You guys! We shouldn't be fighting at all!!! Duo- Yeah, but...it's not like we're at war now! Wufei- What's that suppose to mean Maxwell? Relena- Heeeeeeeeeeeeeero!!!! Duo- AHHHHHHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!! Heero- Dame da! dame da! dame da! Damare Relena! Duo- Well that helped a BUNCH Heero, but could you stop speakin' in Japanese? It's annoying. Heero- Baka. Duo- I said stop it!!! It's your mission! Heero- Nimnu Ryoukai...hn...dwegi[1]... Duo- UGH!!! Trowa- ...... Heero- *Glares at Trowa* Duo- Yeah...I guess you're right. He *DID* stop. Melissa- HELP!!! SOS! SOS! S-O-S!!! Quatre- Tea time!!! Melissa- Ew. Gross. I don't like your tea! Quarte- ...Oh well!!! Neither do I!!! Duo- Where's my coffee?! Trowa- ...... Duo- That's right! I left it on the table! Right in front of me!!! Thanks Trowa. You're a pal! Quatre- Well...what do you all want to drink? Melissa- WATER!!! Duo- More coffee!!! STRONG!!! BLACK!!! COFFEE!!! RICH!!! And don't forget the sugar. Wufei- Weakling. MILK! MILK helps bone grow strong, and health. Trowa- ....... Heero- Mul[2]... Duo- Hey! Didn't I say- Melissa- That was Korean. Quatre- Okay! 2 waters, 1 coffee, 2 teas, and 1 milk. Wufei- ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!?!?!?! Quatre- o_O! No, I- Duo- Of COURSE he was!!! He thinks that MILK is weak! Just like yourself!!! Wufei- WHY YOU!!! Duo- *Gets slapped upside the head by Hee-chan* OW!!! Heero!!! What was that for?! Heero- Hn...baka... Duo- MMMMMM!!!! You failed your mission!!! You spoke in Japanese!!! Heero- *Turns pale, and pulls out a button with a cord at the end of it* Nimnu ryoukai... Duo- NONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONO!!! I don't wanna die!!! Wait...Death does NOT die from a mere self-detonation button!!! Or does it? *Though out this WHOLE time Relena is screeching Heero's name* Melissa- At least it'll get rid of Relena. Trowa- .............. Duo- OMS!!! Trowa is SO right!!! NOTHING can kill Relena!!! She's just here to bash! Heero!!! Put the button down!!! Heero- ...Iie... Melissa- Don't worry about it! I already took care of that! Wufei- What do you mean onna?! How?! Tell us you weakling!!! Melissa- First you stop callin' me onna, and weakling. Wufei- Hmph...there's no justice in this world...fine. Melissa- I switched it with a barbaque grill ignitor[3]! He push, it shocks! It's harmless!!! Duo- I'm sorry. What was that? I wasn't listening. Quatre- Nothing Duo. You're not going to die. Your- Melissa- *Hand in her pocket* Hmm? What's this? ACK!!! Oh crap! Oh heck! Oh friggin' monkeys!!! Oh- Quate- Oh dear. Wufei- What did you do?! Melissa- Umm...forgot to switch the self-d button with the barbaque one? Heh, heh, heh...? Duo- I'm sorry. Did you say something? Melissa- Uh-huh...Either keep Heero from pressin' that button, or RUN FOR YOUR DEAR LIFE!!! Heero- We'll commence operations in 10, 9, 8,- Duo- Heero! Don't do it!!! *Lunges at Heero* Heero!!! Melissa- Wait a minute... Heero- 5...- Melissa- Alright! I *DID* switch the button!!! Duo- You WHAT?! Heero- 3, 2...- Trowa- ... Quatre- I'm with you! I don't trust her! Heero- 1- *KABOOOOOOOM!!! Pop!* Duo- *Cough! Cough* Oi...Heero...*Cough* Am I alive? Melissa- Oh...that was the confetti filled detonator. All- O.o! Duo- Hey! Relena's dead! *Points to he motionless body* See! Meliss- Did I mention that it was toxic? ~Owari~ ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ [1]- Dwegi, means 'pig' in Korean. Yeah, yeah, I'm well aware that Duo is NOT a pig. [2]- Mul, 'water' in Korean. What was he suppose to drink? Apple juice? Hm... [3]- The ignitor...well, I got it form our old grill, and it looks like a detonation thing. I like to shock people with it. Eheheheh... ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ Author Note: I was bored, and hyper, I hope that you enjoyed. R&R! Peace to the world! Not in a Relena way though. |