| Disclaimer: Do we own any characters??? (no) Making any money?? (think about it) Authors' Note: This was written while us (the authors) were trying to agree on a password for a program. Some words may not be understodd, and we know, so just address a email to [email protected] with the words that you don't understand and we'll write back with the meanings. Melissa and Elaine are the ones trying to agree on the password with a little help (??) from the Gundam Boys. The Password Crisis ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ Melissa- Why not Shinigami??? *Trying Yuy's death glare, but has NO success (how am I suppose to make my eye brows touch my eyes???)* Duo- YEAH???!!! That's a go- Elaine- Shut up Duo. I didn't ask for YOUR opinion!!! Melissa- UH...What the heck is 'Talla'??? *Very confused look* Elaine- UGH!!! Do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you??? Duo- Uryy yeah!!! Elaine- Who as- Duo- I know!!! Who asked you? Duo! Shut up!!! Melissa- Uh...umm...uh...ahrem...??? Elaine- What??? What was that??? Duo has the hots for Trowa's sister Catherine??? Trowa- What was that? Duo- *Frantic look* No~thing! Right Melissa? Melissa- Hmm...I wonder what Duo would look like if he was a girl. Heero- That's not hard. Anyone can mistake him for one. Elaine- REALLY!!! The first time I saw him, I asked Melissa if he was a girl. Duo- And I thought you were my friend! Melissa- So did I. As far as I'm concerned. EVERYBODY thought that you were a girl. Duo- Trowa? Did you- Trowa- Hell yeah. Duo- Quatre? Quatre- Well...uh... Duo- SPILL!!! Quatre- Ye-yeah...??? Duo- Nooo!!!! Quatre- Listen Duo! We shouldn't be fighting at all!!! Duo- Please Wufei- Why am I askin' him? Of COURSE he thought I was a girl!!! Wufei- Thought??? What??? You're NOT a girl??? I always thought that you were a girl with vocal problems! DISHONOR YOU!!! Duo- *Face fault* AGH!!! I am NOT a girl!!! Everybody- Ya fooled us!!! Duo- *Whimpers* Let's stop talking about my physical appearance, and go back to the password, PUH-LEEZEEEEE???? Melissa- Hmm...Why do you look like a girl? Even if you DID cut off your braid, you would still look like a girl. Duo- *Jaw falls to the floor* Elaine- C'mon. Password??? Melissa- Oh right!!! Umm...SAMSALOTINA!!! Elaine- *Huge face fault as Duo MANUALLY (spelled wrong? I don't give a qnza) puts his jaw back in place* UGH!!! Your whole life revolves around DOGS!!! Melissa- *Bored expression* So? Heero- Can we go now? I have a mission to complete. Elaine- Heero. This IS your mission that you have to complete. Duo- I do NOT look like a girl! Quatre- But when you were drunk, you went up to the mirror, and started flirting with yourself. Trowa- Yeah. Duo- No I didn't!!! Wufei- Yeah. You did. Trowa- We video taped it all. Duo- All??? *Gulps* Heero- All. Elaine and Melissa- All?? Trowa- All. E+M- All??? Everybody...but Duo- YES! ALL!!! E+M- WE WANNA SEE IT!!! Duo- No you don't!!! E+M- Don't tell us what we don't want, and want to do Duo- My life sucks! Shinigami will die from embarassment!!! Elaine- Can I have your eye balls when you die? Duo- What the...? Melissa- Don't ask. Enchi! Come on! He's not going to give you his eyes! Heero- Why? Is she blind? Elaine- NO! Of course I'm not blind!!! Wufei- Then wh- Melissa- She is totally ga-ga over purple eyes. Elaine- I am NOT 'ga-ga' over purple eyes!!!!! Melissa- Uh...I think the password should be...SAMZONATOR!!!! Elaine- Your kidding, right? Melissa- No. Elaine- This is going to be harder than I thought. Well...I'm going. Melissa- Okay. Call me. You better! Elaine- I'll think about it. *Walks off* Duo- Are you like...a lesbo? Melissa- WHAT???!!! Duo- Are you??? Melissa- NO!!! ELAINE!!! DUO'S CALLIN' US LESBOS!!! *Elaine comes running back, and-* CCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Duo- Ow... Elaine- Teach you to pound MY face in the sidewalk!!! Duo- Who's pounding??? *Elaine starts beatin' the crap out of Duo. The other's go home. Not caring whether Duo lived or not. The end...or is it?* ********************************************************************************** Author(s):I COULDN'T HELP IT!!! Duo DOES live. He's fine now. Duo- YEP! Being an anime character pays off. *Grins* Heero- Shut up Duo. Melissa- Didn't I tell you to go home? Trowa- No. Melissa- Oh...GO!!! The End ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ NOTE: No, Melissa and Elaine aren't Lesbos cuz we all know who Elaine likes...*ahem* coughheeyucough...I think I'm gonna die now...eheheh... |