What am I on, some of you ask? The answer is simple: POCKY. Another VidFiccy from me =^_^= I 
have forever damned The Foundations' "Build Me Up Buttercup" with this one. *sweatdrop* Oh 
well, whatever it takes to get good reviews, ne? *shudders remembering her "straight fic"* 
Eww... OKAY, well anyway, you've read enough of me being stupid. Okay, this VidFiccy is YAOI 
AS HELL, containing a very desperate Duo, a very MEAN Relena, and a very clueless Heero. That 
being said, here it is! Enjoy minnaaaa! =^_^=

"Build Me Up Buttercup" (or please please please, Foundations, don't kill me!)
By Shinigami Baby


{Heero and Duo's room}

Heero is getting ready to go out and is in front of the mirror straightening a necktie... even 
though he's still in his tank top and spandex. Duo is laying on his bed reading a magazine 
called *ahem* "Beefcakes" (Duo! Shame on you!) and notices Heero's trying to put a tie on.

Duo: (putting the mag down) "Uh, Heero, what are you doing with that tie?"

Heero: (still trying to tie it, with little success) "I'm trying to TIE it, duh."

Duo: (watching with an amused face as Heero continues to struggle) "Need any help?"

Heero: (giving up) "Please?"

Duo: (smirks and gets up off the bed, tie's Heero's tie) "Aren't you gonna change the rest of 
your outfit, too?"

Heero: (Deathglare) "Is there something wrong with my outfit?"

Duo: (sheepishly) "N-no, not at all, heh heh... So do you have a mission requiring a tie or 
something?"

Heero: "Sort of. I told Relena I'd take her out."

Duo: (kinda sad) "Oh..."

Heero: (heads for the door) "Yeah we have a date thingy at 10 in the park." 

Duo: (arches an eyebrow) "Oh really...?"

Heero: (nods) "Well, I should go, if I'm going to meet her. Ja, Duo."

Duo: (rubbing his hands together) "Ja, Heero..." >=D

*music starts*

Duo is walking through the park, ducking behind various bushes and trees as not to blow his 
cover. 

Duo: (poking his head out from one side of a tree, singin' his little Duo heart out) Why do you 
build me up?

Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei: (poke their heads out from the other side of the tree, singing as his 
trusty back-up singers) Build me up

Duo: (raises a confused eyebrow, as he has no idea HOW the Hell they got there) Buttercup baby, 
just to let me down

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: Let me down

Duo: (slowly walking away from the three) And mess me around, yeah worst of all

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: (following him) Worst of all

Duo: (sweatdropping) You never call baby when you say you will

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: Say you will

Duo: (Spots Heero and crouches) But I love you still, I need you

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: (crouching as well behind Duo) I need you

Duo: (irritated look on his face as he shushes them) More than anyone darlin', you know that I 
have from the start. So build me up

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: (as loud as ever) Build me up

Duo: (eye twitches) Buttercup, don't break my heart... (checks his watch, it is 10 0'clock on 
the dot) I'll be over at 10 you tell me time and again... (looks around, no sign of Heero now) 
... But you're late, I wait around and then

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: Ba-da-da!

Duo: (getting up and looking for Heero now) I went to the door, I can't take anymore, it's not 
you... You let me down again. (Duo finally sees Heero and Relena on a park bench, Heero is 
inching away from her, but she keeps advancing on him. Relena finally glomps him, and Heero 
now has those cute spiral eyes, a la Kenshin.)

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: Hey Hey Hey!

Duo: (running over to Heero, still singing) Baby baby, I'll try to find

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: (following him) Hey Hey Heeey

Duo: A little time, and I'll make you mine!

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: Hey Hey HEEEEY

{Scene changes, Duo's in his bedroom, nursing a black eye from Relena}

Duo: (looks down at the phone) I'll be home, I'll be beside the phone waiting for yoooou 
(kisses his 8x10 full-color glossy of Heero)

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: (popping up from under Duo's bed) Oooh... Oooh...

{The next day, Relena's house. Duo is in one of those black outifts from Mission Impossible and 
he is lowered from the cieling by an all too cheery Quatre, Wufei, and Trowa.}

Duo: (being lowered, singing as he does so) Why do you build me up

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: (happily lowering him) Build me up

Duo: Buttercup, baby just to let me down

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: Let me down

Duo: (getting onto the floor now) And mess me around, yeah worst of all

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: (giving Duo a thumbs-up for good luck) Worst of all

Duo: (sneaking through Relena's house) You never call baby when you say you will

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: (Peeping around a corner) Say you will

Duo: (Jumps, suddenly, thinking he was rid of them, but noooo....) But I love you still, I need 
you

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: I need you

Duo: (making it into Relena's room) More than anyone darlin', you know that I have from the 
staaart. So build me up

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: (sneaking in as well into Relena's room) Build me up

Duo: (spotting the object of his hatred, he smirks) Buttercup, don't break my heart

{Extreme close up of a small, black plastic eye... like the ones found on Teddy Bears. We can 
see Duo's menacing reflection in the Teddy Bear's eyes as he stalks over to it, then nothing 
but a hand...}

Duo: (strangling the Teddy Bear) To you I'm a toy, but I could be the boy you adore, if you 
just let me know

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: (slightly disturbed that Duo is strangling a teddy Bear) Ba-da-da

Duo: (not letting up on the Teddy Bear, even as Relena and Heero come running into the room) I 
know you are too, I'm attracted to YOU (points to Heero) all the more... why do I need you so?

{Heero's face softens(awww!)}

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: (catching Duo's beaten body from Relena) Hey hey hey

Duo: (barely conscious) Baby baby, I'll try to find

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: (Pushing him into the back of a pick-up truck. Wufei drives as Trowa 
and Quatre tend to Duo's boo-boos) Hey hey heeeey

Duo: (*sniffle*) A little time, then I'll make you mine

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: Hey hey HEEEY

Duo: (again, new scene and he's... yup sitting by the phone) I'll be home, I'll be beside the 
phone waiting for yoooou

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: (collectively shake their heads, Duo's got a snowball's chance in Hell) 
Oooh... Oooh

{the phone rings, Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei, respecting Duo's privacy, leave the room}

Duo: (picking up the phone)

{Split screen thingy here. On one side it's Duo, on the other side it's... HEERO!}

Duo: (asking very sadly) Why do you build me up

{Screen splits again, and there are Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei}

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: (Covering the mouth part of the phone in the living room as they listen 
in) Build me up

Duo: (Knows they're listening, but could really give a shit right now. He's on the phone with 
HEERO) Buttercup, baby just to let me down

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: Let me down

Duo: And mess me around, yeah and worst of all

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: Worst of all

Duo: (accusingly) You never call baby, when you say you will

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: Say you will

Duo: (sparkles in his eyes) But I love you still. I need you

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: I need you

Duo: More than anyone darlin'. You know that I have from the start... so build me up

Trowa, Quatre, & Wufei: Build me up

Duo: Buttercup, don't break my heart... (one hand on his hip as he waits for Heero's response)

{Heero on his side of the screen has fainted, a little smile on his face.}

{The next day, Heero comes back from going out and sits on his bed. Duo is on his own bed, 
listening to his walkman. Heero sees Duo and sits on his bed, pulling the headphones off his 
ears.}

Duo: "Hey! I was listening to that!"

Heero: (sly grin) Hn.

Duo: (blush) H-Heero?

Heero: (pounces Duo)

Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei: (close the door and walk away whistling)


Heehee, all over! =^_^= Kinda goofy, ne? I dunno, my brother thought it would be funny to have 
Duo be the stalker instead of Relena. BUT... things worked out for my Duo! 

Chibi Duo: Damn skippy they did! (slaps Chibi-Heero's ass)

Chibi Heero: (blushing) Omae o Korosu...

Chibi Duo: (glomps Chibi Heero) Nu-uh! (kisses his cheeky) You don't have it in you to kill your
Lovey-poo!

Chibi Heero: (frustrated 'cuz he knows Chibi Duo is right) Hn.

Please R&R! If I screwed up on any of the lyrics, don't kill me! *sweatdrop* Heehee! Jaaa minna!
=^_^=

~Shinigami Baby, killer of good songs