Bwahaha! Relena sympathizers, screw! If you don't like, then don't read. That's no reason to 
flame me, christ, dont you have anything better to do? *pulls her eyelid down and sticks her 
tongue out* *ahem* That was my evil inner voice typing (how can a voice type, you ask? easy, 
just read up there...) She can get very nasty, so be nice =P Here's Round 3 for all you lovely 
people. Enjoyyy!

"Bitch Fight 195!!!" ROUND 3
by Shinigami Baby


Shinigami Baby stood impatiently in the long line for snacks and checked her watch yet again. 
"At this rate, I'm going to miss the third fight..." She tapped her foot and hummed 'Give A 
Reason' as she waited...

The camera turns on and is facing Duo. "So I just keep the view on the stage?"

Duo nods. "Yup, oh yeah! And try not to talk, too. That's rule number one of being a good 
camera man!"

"But you talked when you had it..."

"That's not important right now, just remeber what I told you, okay?" Duo looked off camera to 
his right. "Heero wait for me!" He quickly said his goodbyes and ran in Heero's direction.

The camera turned and faced Trowa. "I seeeeee yoooou!"

Trowa sweatdropped. "Quat-chan... Duo said to keep it on the stage."

"Aww, it's just some boring boy band! I'm sure Shini-chan won't mind if I tape you instead, 
koi!" Quatre insisted from behind the camera. Trowa opened his mouth to protest but the new 
ring announcer, Zelgadiss, hopped onto the ring.

"Can I get your attention for just a minute?" He asked.

No one shut up.

Zel stamped his foot. "Please?!"

Still no one shut up.

"Grrr! Fire ball!" A giant fire ball flew from Zel's hand and narrowly missed a very pissed off 
Mamoru Chiba.

"Hey! Watch it, asshole!" Mamoru shouted, throwing a rose onto the stage. Zel loked down at the 
rose, laughed and made his announcement.

"Our third match will begin very shortly, but first a short public service announcement." Zel 
hopped off the ring and sat back down at the desk by the ring.

Nothing happened. No one even got in the ring to do an announcement.

Meanwhile...

Shinigami Baby looked at her watch again... "Shit, there goes my public service announcement on 
killer chibis. Oh well, I'm sure it isnt THAT important." No sooner did she say this, did a fat 
guy run by screaming with a killer chibi-Wufei attatched to his head... not that anyone noticed, 
mind you.


Zel got back in the ring. "Okay, screw the public service announcement! In this cornerrrrr the 
head of OZ Mister Treize Khushrenadaaaaa!"

Treize sniffed the rose Mamoru threw onto the ring and waved to the crowd, then threw the rose 
at Wufei.

"And in this cornerrrrrr, Miss 'Mustang' Saaaaaaallyyyyyyyyy Po!"

Sally waved and blew a kiss to Wufei, then winked.

"Okay you two, give me blood, give me profanity, and give me... a way to change my body back to 
normal!!!" Zel said. Sally and Treize looked at the golem dumbfounded. Zel just sweatdropped 
and jumped out of the ring. "Fight!"

Dee rang the bell with little enthusiasm, thinking only of Ryo. (Ryo: "Don't leave me alone 
with him! He's vicious!!!")

Sally nodded and got into a wrestling position. Treize looked down at her and scoffed. "My dear 
woman, what are you doing?" he asked.

"I'm gonna fight you, dumbass!" Sally declared.

"I can't bring myself to fight with a woman, it's not chivalrous." Treize sniffed the rose 
again.

"So you forfeit?" Sally asked.

"Well, I have to. I can't fight you, can I?"

Sally shrugged. "It didn't stop Duo or Trowa."

"That's because they're whipped. You honestly think Wufei is my only lover? PLEASE!" Treize 
said, pointing to Lady Une and Zechs.

Noin glared at Zechs and stamped on his foot.

"Itai!" Zechs cried out, grabbing his throbbing foot. "You cold hearted bitch!"

"HEY! Don't talk to Lucrezia like that!" Sally shouted, pointing at Zechs.

Noin's eyes had little hearts in them as she stared at Sally. Lady Une sat there in chibi form 
and just sweatdropped, thinking 'I don't know these people I don't know these people...'

"Okay so you're saying you won't fight me then?" Sally asked.

Treize nodded.

Dee yawned and rang the bell with his foot.

Zel got into the ring. "The winner is...Sally Po!" He raised Sally's arm in the air.

"Well that sucked!" Quatre said from behind the camera.

"Koi, shhh..." Trowa whispered in Quatre's ear.

Wufei breathed a sigh of relief. He'd rather be with Sally anyway. Treize was just a big 
pervert. Then there was a loud crash and Sally was flung from the ring. Wufei lokoed up at the 
disturbance and his jaw dropped. "MEIRAN?!"

A pretty chinese girl in fatigues waved to Wufei from atop a large tank. "Wu-chan!"

Wufei's eyes glazed over as he ran and joined the until recently deceased Meiran on the tank. 
The two shared a brief kiss, then hopped in the tank, riding off into the sunset to serve 
justice... together. Sally and Treize were dumbfounded. Treize nudged Sally with his elbow.

"Uhm Sal?"

"Yes?"

"What the fuck was that all about?" Treize asked.

Sally shook her head. "I have absolutely NO idea..."

"Aa." Treize nodded his head.

Shinigami Baby finally came back and took her seat beside Trowa. "So what the hell happened and 
why is there a huge hole in the wall?"

Trowa looked down at her. "You'll see... it's just... weird."

"Oh... okay!" She pretended to know what was going on and shoved a handful of Gummi-Duo's down 
her throat. "So who's next?"

"I think that's all." Quatre said, still behind the camera.

"Aww man!" Shini-chan stamped her foot and huffed.


The end!

Yeah, I know this part sucked... but c'mon you've gotta admit that the tank part was at least a 
LITTLE funny... ne? *sweatdrop* I just wanted to put Meiran in a fic, okay?! *cries* J-jaaa 
minna! *sniffle*