More YAOI, more violence, more insanity, more fun!!! =^_^= Here's part 2! Enjoyyyy!


"Bitch Fight 195!!!" ROUND 2
by Shinigami Baby


Heero stood infront of Duo, who was sitting on a bench with a towel draped over his shoulders. 
Heero had a whistle around his neck and Duo's black cap on. He had his hands on Duo's shoulders. 

"Now I want you to go out there and give her Hell! You got me, koi?" Heero asked in one of those 
boxing coach voices.

Duo nodded. "Yeah, I got ya." He smiled and kissed Heero's nose. "But..."

"BUT!?"

"But what if I lose?" Duo asked with puppy-dog eyes.

"Then I'll be Relena's love slave forever. Do you want that?"

Duo stood up and the towel fell off of him. "HELL NO!" He raised a fist in the air. Heero 
looked down and blushed.

Duo looked down as well, grabbed the towel and covered himself up. "Maybe I should get dressed 
now, ne?"

"I like you just the way you are..." Heero said, followed by a suggestive wink.

"Heyyy break it up, you two! He's gotta go out there now!" Shinigami Baby shouted, from behind 
the camera. Heero snapped his fingers and reluctantly let go of Duo.


Out in the audience, poor Wufei was caught between an arguing Sally and Treize. Both were 
declaring their undying love for him. Wufei only sweatdropped and sank lower into his chair. 
Trowa and Quatre, a few seats over from World War 3, were hardly paying attention. Quatre was 
sitting on Trowa's lap, turned around and talking with Kurama. Hiei just watched in silence.

"Don't you just hate being stereotyped as the uke?" Quatre asked.

Kurama nodded. "YES! Geez, since I'm taller you think I'D be the seme but noooooo!"

Quatre patted Kurama's hand. "I feel your pain, sister!"

Trowa sweatdropped. "And you wonder why you're always the uke..." he said under his breath.

"Nani?" Quatre asked, blinking twice at his lover. 

Trowa shook his head. "Nothing..."

Quatre smiled and went back to his conversation. "Ooh a ROSE whip?"

Kurama nodded enthusiastically. "Yeah, isn't it just the best!?"

Hiei rolled his eyes. He just wanted to go home.

Just then, Kaworu jumped onto the stage. "Ladies and gentelmen, here's the second match for the 
evening: in this corner... hailing from the Sanc Kingdommm... weighing in at an impossible 90 
lbs.... Relenaaaaa Peacecraft!" Slight cheering was heard, most of it belonging to Dorothy. 
"And in this corner... all the way from L-2... Shinigami himself... Duo Maxwell!" The arena 
erupted with applause... except for Dorothy. Duo waved at the audience and blew a kiss at 
Heero... however, Hirde was seated right behind Heero, thinking the kiss was intended for her. 
Uh-oh...

Duo and Relena faced off. Kaworu stood in the middle. "Okay you two, I want a clean fight here. 
Now let's get it on." he stepped away and Dee was supposed to ring the bell again.

"Ryoooooo..." Dee called. Ryo was hiding under a very conveniently placed table. Seated on the 
table was... JJ?! "Agh! NOOO!"

JJ waved and ran to Dee. "DEEEEEE! Here I am!" He ran up to Dee and glomped him. Dee whimpered. 
Ryo laughed from under the table.

"That'll teach you, you sex maniac!" Ryo shouted.

Kaworu sweatdropped. "I said 'Let's get it on'!!!"

JJ went to go kiss Dee, but Dee moved out of the way and JJ's face went smack into the bell. 
The bell rang and Kaworu smiled.

Duo cracked his knuckles and loosened his neck a bit, making his braid swing underneath him. 
"C'mon, Relena-sama..." he said with mock respect. "I'll let you get the first hit in!" Duo 
pointed to his stomach. "C'mon! Right in the stomach! You know you want to!"

Relena stared at him for a minute. "Yeah?"

Duo nodded. "Hit me!" He smiled. "Just think of all the times I've managed to save poor 
Hee-chan from you... think of what we do when we're home alone at night... just me and Heero... 
it's dark... I'm waiting for him in OUR bed... he climbs in and unties my hair. Heero really 
likes my hair to be loose when we fuck, you know." Duo winked.

Relena had turned an intresting pale color while Duo went on about Heero's bedroom antics. When 
he got around to the part about the whipping cream and the maid outfit she had just about 
enough. Her eyes glew a fun yellow color and a scary red battle aura formed around her. 

"Oh shit..." Duo whispered to himself.

"OMAE O KOROSU!" Relena shouted.

Heero scowled a bit. That was HIS line. How dare she steal it!

"This is NOT going to be pretty..." Shinigami Baby commented from behind the camera.

Duo was thrown from the ring straight into Wufei's lap. "Save me Wu-man!!!!" Duo pleaded.

Wufei blushed. "Get off me! I'm in enough trouble as it is with THESE TWO!" Wufei pointed to 
Sally and Treize. "I don't need a THIRD person to get me in trouble!!! Now get off me!" Wufei 
pushed Duo off his lap onto the ground.

"Oww my ass!" Duo shouted in pain.

Hirde ran up to him and helped him off the floor. "Oh Duo! Are you OK?!" She asked, rubbing his 
ass.

Duo blushed. "Let go of my bum!"

Heero ran up behind Hirde are pulled her hat off. "Back off, biatch! Duo is MINE!"

Hirde screamed. "MY PINK HAT!" She made a grab for it, but Heero moved it out of the way. "Nyah 
nyah!" Heero teased, shoving it through a convieniently placed shredder. The pink material came 
out in long cloth strips.

Hirde was shocked. "M...my hat...." She fell to her knees and sobbed. Duo looked down.

"Oh my GOD! No wonder why she always wore that damn hat! She's got a big-ass bald spot! LOOK!" 
He pointed to the top of Hirde's head. All eyes were on Hirde's head.

She stood up. "I hate you DUO!" She shrieked, then ran away.

Heero and Duo screamed at the same time "YESSS!"

Relena was still standing in the middle of the ring, long forgotten. "OI!" She shouted. "We were 
having a match here, ya know!" She folded her arms and huffed. Duo sweatdropped and scrambled 
back into the ring.

"Okay, where were we?" Duo asked.

"I just threw you out of the ring after you said all that shit about you and Heero." Relena 
said.

"Oh yeah!" Duo said. "I remeber now." Duo readied his hand and reached back, then smacked Relena across the face with a loud >smack<.

Relena looked almost psychotic now. She lunged at Duo, but fell to the mat as Duo dodged her 
quickly. "Haw! You missed!" Duo did an "I'm-Better-Than-You" dance, shaking his ass in Relena's 
face, slapping it.

Relena growled after that and sat up. She bit his ass and Duo shrieked.

"ITAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!" Duo shouted. "My ass! My perfect ass!" 
He whimpered, trying to pry Relena's teeth of death from his rear. Heero was watching the whole 
debacle with tears forming in his eyes from laughing so hard. Duo spun around, trying to reach 
behind himself to grab at Relena, but couldn't reach. "Grrrr, I'll get you, you peace whore!"

Relena's grip on Duo's ass loosened. "Peace whore? What the Hell-" Duo had his chance and he 
used it. While Relena's teeth were off his ass, he turned around and kicked a field goal with 
her head. Relena's screaming decapitated head flew across the area and landed in poor Kurama's 
lap.

"Ewwww!" Kurama screeched, throwing it away from himself, then clinging to Hiei. Hiei looked 
down at Kurama and shrugged, the teenyest hint of a smile on his face... or not. It's just so 
hard to tell with him.

The decapitated head of Relena Peacecraft now rested in Xelloss Metallum's lap. "Oh my..." He 
said before tossing it aside. 

Then the head found it's way into Noin's lap. "YIKES!" She jumped up out of her seat and the 
head rolled to the floor and to the feet of Dorothy Catalonia. 

She bent over and picked it up. "Re...Relena..." Dorothy said sadly, cluthcing Relena's head to 
her chest.

"Come to me, spare bodyyyy!" Relena's head commanded. As she did that, another body ran from 
the area of the locker rooms. It snatched the head away from Dorothy and twisted the head back 
on. Duo watched the whole ordeal slack jawed.

"What the Hell...?" He asked himself.

Relena climbed back into the ring and dove at Duo. "Stay still!" She shouted as Duo continually 
dodged her. "Mecha-Relenaaaa.... PUNCH!" Relena shouted as her fist flew from her body and 
connected with Duo's stomach. Duo doubled over. 

"This isn't fair! I have a contract to fight Relena, not MECHA-Relena!" Duo shouted.

Kaworu scratched his chin. "You're right, lillum. End the fight!"

Dee rang the bell with JJ's head.

Kaworu stepped into the ring and grabbed Duo's hand. "The winner by disqualification is... DUO 
MAXWELL!"

The crowd cheered as Duo smirked and waved. Heero breathed a sigh of relief... then was knocked 
over by Sally's fist. Sally looked down at the pissed Japanese.

"Shit, Heero, I'm sorry! That punch was intended for Treize!" Sally apologized. Not a second 
after she said that, Treize yanked on Sally's hair.

"I'm not done with you, miss thang! get back here!" Treize shouted.

Wufei's eye twitched. "Look, why don't you two settle this in a match like everyone else has?"

Sally and Treize stopped fighting for a moment. 

"He's got a point." Sally said.

Treize smiled. "My little dragon is always right."

Wufei rolled his eyes. "So go fight already!"

Sally and Treize nodded and went to go talk to Kaworu while Wufei wished he was somewhere else 
entirely.


END!

Yeah, yeah Mecha-Relena was from that one episode of the Television Tenchi Muyo!~ Tenchi on 
Earth when Washu made that clone of herself. Sorry, I just couldn't help myself! =^_^= Heehee! 
Round Three is Sally VS Treize and you won't believe who wins! *wink* Jaaa minna!

~Shinigami Baby