Bwahahaha! Risqu?ess! Risqu?ess! Warnings: Naked, terrified Wufei, horny Sally, and... yeah, 
that's it. 

"The Bishounen Camera" Part 2
by Shinigami Baby 


Wufei Chang ran into his dressing room clad only in a leopard skin thong. He slammed the door 
behind himself and locked it. He caught his breath and shook his head. "Damn crazy women..." 
He said.

It was after the war now and Wuffy-kins was hurting for cash. The only job he could think of, 
for fanfiction's sake, was stripping. He'd been stripping not even a week now and already he 
was being harrassed at home, stalked, and adored of course by a large following of crazed, 
drooling fangirls. One fangirl in paticular was hiding in his closet, toting the ever coveted 
Bishounen Camera. 

Every second was being filmed. The lens poked out just enough to see what was going on, but not 
too much as to be noticed. 'C'mon Wu-baby, take it off!' Shinigami Baby thought to herself, 
unable to give her narrative since she was 'incognito'. She'd just dub her narrative over the 
tape later. Just then, a knock came to the door.

"Who's there!?" Wufei shouted angrily.

"Wufei, it's alright. It's me. Sally."

"Oh, Sally." Wufei walked over to the door and unlocked it, letting Sally in. "Thank Nataku 
it's you and not one of those bizarre drooling women that have been chasing me."

Sally smirked. "So you're happy to see me?"

"Yes. It's always nice to see a good friend."

"Hmm..." Sally stepped closer. "So, how do you like your new job?"

"Well I can't complain about the money, that's for sure. The women around here can be pretty 
scary though."

Sally studied his muscular body. "I see..."

Wufei noticed her gaze. "S-Sally?"

"Hmm?"

"What are you-?!"

Sally pushed him onto the bed.

"SALLY!?"

Sally jumped ontop of Wufei after ripping his thong off.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Wufei cried. "Sally! STOP!!!"

"Are you trying to tell me that you're not enjoying yourself?" Sally asked, pointing to his 
rather prominent erection.

"It's not that, it's just... well... I was saving myself."

"SAVING YOURSELF!? I thought you were married at one point."

"I was. We just... never... consumated the marriage. We were good friends, that's all."

"Oh my God, you're a virgin!?" Sally exclaimed.

"Like I have a choice in the matter!"

"Actually, if you want..." Sally winked suggestively.

Wufei's nose dripped a bit of blood. "Aaagh! Maybe you should go!"

"Is that what you REALLY want?"

"Well... I...err... yes?" Wufei was never good at lying.

"WOOHOO! Get 'im, Sally!" Shinigami Baby cheered.

Wufei and Sally looked at eachother, then over at the closet. Sally got up and walked over to 
the closet, opening the door to reveal a neko-shoujo with a camera.

"Uhh... what's that?" Sally asked.

Shinigami Baby grinned. "The Bishounen Camera... heh heh..."

Sally arched an eyebrow. "What are you? Some kinda voyeur?"

"Not on purpose!" Shinigami Baby defended herself. "That's just how things have been ending up 
lately..."

"Huh? 'Lately'?! You've done this before? To who?" Wufei demanded.

"Do the numbers 3 and 4 ring a bell?" Shinigami Baby asked.

"AAAIIIIEEEEEE!" Wufei screamed, blood shooting from his nose. "They.... they.... they...?"

"Yeah. Quatre's got some amazing stamina." Shinigami Baby commented.

"EEEEEWWWW!" Wufei screamed, trying to push the image out of his head.

"It was kawaii!" Shinigami Baby defended her 3x4 obsession.

"Onna, you are INSANE!" Wufei shouted.

"SO!?" Shinigami Baby shouted back.

"Uh...." Wufei couldn't think of anything right away. "You.... you ONNA!"

"Ouch." Shinigami Baby said sarcastically.

Wufei growled. Shinigami Baby grinned sheepishly. Sally sighed.

"Are we gonan do it or not?!" Sally yelled.

"Please do it!" Shinigami Baby pleaded.

"What!? What makes you think I'm gonna say 'yes'?" Wufei asked.

"Well, the fact that you haven't made ANY attempt to get some clothes on should be some 
indication." Sally observed.

"Yeah!" Shinigami Baby said.

"Urusai!" Wufei cried, covering his Justice Rod, just a little embarrassed.

Sally looked at Shinigami Baby and winked. Shinigami Baby nodded. "Well, I'll just leave you 
two now... heh heh." She left the room, leaving the Bishounen Camera on the table, pointing at 
the bed. Unbeknownst to Wufei, it was on.

"Thank Nataku she's gone." Wufei said, breathing out.

Sally smirked. "So..."

"So?"

"So are we gonna... you know?"

"Will you leave me alone afterwards if I say 'yes'?"

"No."

"Okay, let's do this then." 

Sally smiled. "YAY!"

A few hours later...

Shinigami Baby crept back into the dressing room and stepped over the pile on the floor that 
was Wufei and Sally. She grabbed the Bishounen Camera and left, giggling all the way.

END