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I'm stuck in outer space...in a mobile suit. My only means of media, is this communicator, that works, and this paper and pencil. What should I do?
Thou Who's Stuck
Dear Thou Who's Stuck,
I, Relena Peacecraft, Queen of the World, suggest that you use the paper and pencil to make a paper airplane, and fly yourself out! Thank you!
Relena Peacecraft aka Queen of the World!
Dear Relena,
...I can't fit in that airplane...too big, and besides, I need oxygen!
Thou Who's Stuck
Dear Thou Who's Stuck,
Try putting a message in the plane, and then fly that to Earth!
Relena Peacecraft aka Queen of the World
Dear Relena,
Don't cha think that even if this piece of paper got to Earth, it would burn up in the astomphere?
Thou Who's Stuck
Dear Thou Who's Stuck,
I, Relena Peacecraft, Queen of the World, is responding to your problem. Well...maybe you should hold your breath, and let fate take you to Earth!
Relena Peacecraft aka Queen of the World
To: Miss Relena Peacecraft
From: The Insurance Company
Dear Miss Relena,
We are sorry to inform you that 'Thou Who's Stuck' has past away due to the fact of suffocation. His Real name however was: Milliardo Peacecraft. Once again, we are sorry of your lose.
The Insurance Company
Dear The Insurance Company,
Then bring him back to life! Simple as pie!
Relena Peacecraft aka Queen of the World
To: Miss Relena Peacecraft
From: The Insurance Company
Dear Miss Relena,
Due to the underprivilaged insurance company that we are, we are not abled to carry out your task. We are once again sorry for your lose.
The Just Now Underprivilaged Insurance Company
Dear The Just Now Underprivilaged Insurance Company,
*Cries* You let him die! All because you didn't want to take Milliardo to the hospital! It's all your fault! It's all YOUR fault that my brother's dead!!! Yours! And Only yours! I hate you! All of you! Go to h*ll! Now! As Queen of the World I order you to BURN!!!
Relena Peacecraft aka Queen of the World
To: Miss Relena Peacecraft
From: ...Ashes...
Dear Miss Relena,
I'm sorry, but due to your complaint, this company is not longer in business.
...Ashes...
Dear Relena,
My sister throws knives at me. What should I do?
Nobody
Dear Nobody,
Just ignore your sister. Then you should be safe, and sound!
Relena Peacecraft aka Queen of the World
Dear Relena,
I took your advice, and now I have a knife through my head. Was that the BEST reply that you could come up with?
NobodOWy
Dear NobodOWy,
No, that wasn't the best advice that I could give you, but if you want it here it is! Just simply throw them back at her! ^_^
Relena Peacecraft aka Queen of the World
Dear Relena,
Do you strip for a dollar?
ZAP
Dear ZAP,
For Heero...*Dazed look*
Relena Peacecraft aka Queen of the World
Dear Relena,
I'm your BIIIIIIIGEST fan! I do EVERYHITNG like you! I even have a pink Barbie Limo! Yet...nobody wants to go out with me! I need help!
Relena-Fan
Dear Relena-Fan,
Have you tried stalking them?
Relena Peacecraft aka Queen of the World
Dear Relena,
Stalking them? Oh...no...Thanks alot! I'll start doing that RIGHT away!
Relena-Fan
Relena,
I hate you...
Dear ,
Why?
Relena,
Because you don't deserve to live...
Dear ,
Yeah I do! I'm Queen of the World!
Relena Peacecraft aka Queen of the World
Relena,
...
Dear Relena,
Why do you make peoples lives a living h*ll?
Maxwell
Dear Maxwell,
What's a living hill?
Relena Peacecraft aka Queen of the World
Dear Relena,
Why are you STILL alive? I planned for you to die way earlier.
Dead...um...D?
Dear Dead...um...D?,
I don't know what you're talking about! Why am I still alive? Because Heero's love keeps me!
Relena Peacecraft aka Queen of the World
Dear Relena,
I have a problem. Not with a girl (I'm straight), and not with a guy...it's with...Basketball. I have this bad habit. I pick up the ball, and start to run...but I forget to dribble. I travel...alot. My friends all point it out to me, and it's pretty dang annoying! What should I do?
Double Dribbler
Dear Double Dribbler,
I don't know what to say to you...in fact...I don't even know what basketball is! Dribble? Why in the world would you like to dribble?! Don't you know that dribbling is VERY imploite? Especially in public! I wouldn't want to have drool coming down MY chin!!! What's wrong with traveling? I do it everyday! Most of it is when I follow Heero though...So? What's the big idea about YOUR particular problem?
Relena Peacecraft aka Queen of the World
Yo, Roger piececrap!
Heero loves you?! How do you know that, Relena-ojousan?
A Yaoi Author
Dear A Yaoi Author,
I know that because..... because I'm Relena Peacecraft!
Luv Always, Relena Peacecraft
Relena-sama,
Not to be rude or anything, but...why do you always bother Heero? He seems to get annoyed.Why don't you just leave him alone?
Unknown
Dear Unknown,
Well, because I know that he loves me. He doesn't show it, but he knows it deep inside.
Relena Peacecraft aka Queen of the World
B*tch,
No I don't.
B*tch Hater aka Yuy
B*tch Hater aka Yuy,
Heero loves me whether you like it or not!
Relena Peacecraft aka Queen of the World
Dear Relena,
I thought that you were givin' people advise.
Huh
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