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After Endless Waltz...MY Version

by Lady Celestia
Heero and Relena...

He had made a mistake. He had had many chances to correct it, but he was never strong enough to. This mistake caused everyone suffering and misery, and now, he was going to correct it. He was going to end the horror once and for all. Heero loaded his gun and gripped it firmly in his hand. He walked into the dark room. A girl with brown hair sat in a chair watching the news. Relena Peacecraft.

"Oh, hello Heero," she said in a sickeningly sweet voice. He pointed the gun up at her. At first, she looked surprised and startled, but then, her face relaxed. She smiled sweetly at him again. "I know you would never shoot me. It's just like all the other times. You ALWAYS do that Heero."

"I made a mistake by not killing you when I had the chance. I had so many chances to correct my mistake, but I was stupid and I never did. Relena, today, I will correct my mistake. And you will not brainwash me like you've always done!"

"Heero, you have said that many times. I know you care for me, you always have, which is why you didn't have the heart to kill me. I love you too, and I know that you are a kindhearted person. You wouldn't ever kill me."

Heero stared at the smiling girl. No, she was brainwashing him again. His thoughts were drifting. The girl who always managed to survive. He felt his hand start relaxing.

"Heero, you are a good person, and I know that you have good within you."

"No, Relena," Heero said, snapping out of the trance Relena had put him in, grasping his gun with a tense hand. "You were my mistake, and because of my blindness, many people had to suffer though your annoyance. I will correct my mistake, I WILL KILL YOU, RELENA PEACECRAFT!!!"

"HEERO! Don't!" said Relena, looking a bit worried. But she plastered on a smile and said, "No, Heero, I refuse to believe that you are bad."

"I'm an assassin, Relena. And I don't care for you. The only reason I didn't kill you was because YOU HAD ME BRAINWASHED!!! And you're trying to brainwash me now! I'm an assassin, so believe it. I'm not a good guy, and I don't want to be! But your brainwashing about peace has gone too far. I will kill you!"

"NOOO! Heero, look for the good inside you. You might think you're emotionless, but everyone has emotions, and even the worst of the worst have a little bit of good left inside of them. HEERO! Look for the good deep within yourself," Relena pleaded with a worried expression.

Heero searched for the good deep within himself...but he didn't find it so he killed Relena and she died.

"Mission accomplished. The little brainwasher deserved it. HA! Thinking I have good within myself! HAHAHAHAHA!" and with that, Heero walked off.

Quatre and Dorothy...

"GET THE MADWOMAN AWAY FROM ME!!!" wailed Quatre as he ran down the street. Every once in a while, he would look back over his shoulders and Dorothy was chasing him.

"Come Quatre, my DEAR!!! All the fanfictionalists match us up. We're destined to be together!!!" screamed Dorothy, running after Quatre.

"NO!!! I HATE YOU!!! I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!" screamed Quatre as he jumped over a fence.

"But you're supposed to be my boyfriend. Come to me, sweetie!!!" said Dorothy as she jumped into the air and landed in front of Quatre. She hugged him.

"AAAHHHHHHHH!!! Get away from me! I'm NOT your boyfriend, I don't even like you!!!" screamed Quatre, squirming to get out of Dorothy's grasp. Dorothy finally let go and he ran off again. This time he hid behind a wall. He could hear Dorothy frantically searching for him.

"But Quatre, we're meant for each other. Please marry me! I need a husband! A rich one wouldn't be so bad either...but back to my point...What did I ever do to make you hate me?" Dorothy found him and tied him up with a rope.

"AHHHH! YOU STABBED ME, WOMAN (ack, starting to sound like Wufei)! Let me GO!!! I don't like you! I'm not your boyfriend! AND I AM NOT GOING TO MARRY YOU!!!" screamed Quatre.

"Tough luck, 'cause you're gonna marry me whether you like it or not!" said Dorothy. She flipped through the yellow pages. "Ah! Here we go. A wedding chapel, just 5 blocks away! We can get married, isn't that wonderful, Quatre dear?"

"NOOO! Let me GO!!! Dorothy, I am not about to marry a psycho girl who loves war and tells me that she loves me after she stabbed me! So give it up! I do not like you!"

"Why?"

" BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU!!!"

"Well, I think that's just mean. I love you! And your money...but back to my point. We were destined! Duo has Hilde, Heero has Relena, Wufei has Sally, Trowa has...well...Catherine, I guess...even though she IS his older sister...but still, you have ME!!!" said Dorothy.

"Whoever made these matches is really gonna get it," said Quatre, still tied up.

"Now do you understand? We're supposed to be married. Do you want to be a bachelor?"

"Yes."

"NO YOU DON'T!!! YOU WANT TO MARRY ME!!! Now give me a kiss!" said Dorothy leaning over to kiss Quatre.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Quatre started hopping away from Dorothy as quickly as he could. "Get away from me! Just leave me alone!!!"

Dorothy chased after him and cornered him. Quatre was squirming and screaming at the top of his lungs. Dorothy duct taped his mouth and he started becoming VERY worried.

"Now, let's settle it this way. I challenge you to a fencing match. If I win, you marry me, if you win, you...still have to marry me, but just a bit later. Quatre shook his head wildly looking scared. Now I know how Heero felt, thought Quatre. Dorothy ripped the tape off his mouth.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then, she untied him. As soon as she did, he started running away but she lassoed him with the rope. She handed him his weapon and smiled evilly.

"FIGHT ME!!!" she screamed as she lunged for him.

"AHH! We shouldn't be fighting! We shouldn't be...AH!" screamed Quatre as Dorothy almost stabbed him...again.

"What're you trying to do?! Stab me again?! AHH!" he said as he dodged all the attacks. "LET ME GO!!! YOU'RE PSYCHO, DOROTHY!!! AHHHHH!!!"

"Fight me!!!" screamed Dorothy.

"NOO!" screamed Quatre and he ran off into the sunset. Dorothy hired a helicopter and when he got home, she was waiting for him at his house.

"NOOOOO!!! How'd you get here???" said a shocked Quatre. "RASHEED! GET THIS MADWOMAN AWAY FROM ME!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Yes Master Quatre," said Rasheed and he grabbed a screaming Dorothy and walked off to find the nearest asylum.

"QUATRE!!! We were meant to be together!!! I'm your girlfriend, MARRY ME!!!" screamed Dorothy. Quatre watched as Dorothy was carried off by Rasheed. After that, Dorothy was put in an asylum and Quatre lived happily ever after.

Trowa and Catherine (the idea was from Marmalade Boy)...

The circus had broken up...Catherine was leaving to find a home for herself. Trowa looked at her. She was going to go. Of course, he could visit her, but it just wouldn't be the same. He walked up to her.

"Catherine?" said Trowa staring at her adoringly.

"Yes?" she asked looking back at him.

"Will you marry me?" asked Trowa gazing at Catherine. She stared back with watery eyes...and said, "NO! YOU PERVERT!!! I'm your sister!!! You are my brother!!! AND YOU WANT ME TO MARRY YOU??? What's your problem?"

"Well, I'm kinda desperate, you know...almost everyone is married, or has a girlfriend, and you are the only girl who actually likes me. Although you are my sister..."

"You ARE desperate! And sick!!!" she screamed. "NO!!! I will NEVER marry my very own brother!!!"

"YEAH! I KNOW I'M DESPERATE!!! NOBODY LOVES ME, I'M A DEPRIVED CHILD!!!"

"Cut the guilt trip. I love you as a sister. I would do anything for you...except MARRY my own brother!!! THAT WOULD BE SO DEGRADING!!!" screamed Catherine.

"But I love you!"

"That is just SICKENING!!! Blech! Trowa, shut up! Stop this! Stop making a fool out of yourself. You can get a girl...if you try...well, maybe not...but that's still no excuse to ask your own SISTER to MARRY you!!! Get a life!"

"But, Catherine, PLEASE! I don't want to be the only one without a girlfriend," whined Trowa.

"NO! Go marry the lion."

"But...Catherine...didn't you love me BEFORE you found out I was your brother?"

"Only in a sisterly way."

"Would you marry me if I was not your brother?" asked Trowa.

"Well...I guess so...but, still..." stammered Catherine.

"Then would you marry me?" asked Trowa, kneeling on one knee. "We can still get married."

"But...but..." stammered Catherine.

"We don't have to have children...(from Marmalade Boy)."

Catherine looked at him. His face (or the part that isn't blocked by hair) held an expression so sad and so pitiful. He really did love her (or so she thought). Come to think of it, he had risked his life for her and she had cared deeply for him. He was SO sweet and kind (that's what SHE thinks). And he was even willing to NOT give up his life for her. They had both experienced emotional trauma and both shared a love for lions.

"Oh Trowa..." whispered Catherine, tears flowing into her eyes.

"Will you?" asked Trowa.

"NO! NEVER! YOU ARE THE MOST SICKENING, DISGUSTING, DESPERATE PERVERT I HAVE EVER MET!!! ASKING YOUR VERY OWN SISTER TO MARRY YOU!!! UGH! I CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF YOU ANYMORE! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I DO NOT EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! I'm SO ashamed to have YOU for a brother..." yelled Catherine as she wept over the emotional distress of having a pervert for a brother. Then she glared at him, her eyes angry, and stormed off screaming profanity at him. And he knew that he would never see her again.

"Oh well, it was worth a shot," said Trowa, shrugging and walking away without a care in the world.

Wufei and Sally (you HAVE to know who Merian is, if you don't, FIND OUT!!!)...

Wufei visited the grave of his love. His one love. He had loved her more than anything. She was much stronger than he. Wufei visited the grave every Sunday to put flowers on it.

"May you rest in peace..." he whispered.

"HEY! WUFEI!" called Sally, running up to him in her usual Preventers uniform. "Oh, are you here again? You need to get over her, you need to get on with your life."

Wufei glared at Sally, and said, "You don't understand, Sally. I loved her like I have never loved another. She was the only one who was not weak..."

"Ahem...the ONLY one who wasn't weak? ARE YOU CALLING ME WEAK?" asked Sally threateningly.

"Um...no...but I loved her. You wouldn't know how I feel."

"Yes, I know that you loved her. You didn't show it very much...well, not to ME anyway. I'm sorry she died in the war. I know you two had plans..." said Sally.

"Yes...but, I try to forget her, but she haunts my dreams. I've known her since I don't know when. And, at first I didn't care too much, but then, I became attached to her. We had a special bond," said Wufei, sadly.

"Well, that's what war does...it tears lives apart. It tears hearts apart. But Wufei, you must know that life without her is possible. I mean, you survived before you met her, didn't you? I know that if she were alive, she would want you to forget her and move on," Sally said, not paying attention to the grave, looking at Wufei.

"I've tried, but...it's just so hard...I mean...we were partners for life, soul mates, and then the war took her away from me...and she died. I can't forget her, Sally, I just CAN'T FORGET HER!!!" Wufei looked at the ground.

"But you have to move on! Are you going to spend the rest of your life coming to this grave every weekend? Are you going to spend the rest of your life thinking of her? I know she died, but her spirit lives on. I know she's in heaven, and you should be thankful that she has a carefree and joyous life up there now."

"Yes, but it's going to be hard to forget her."

"I know how much you loved Merian, but she's gone. When you die, I'm sure Merian will be waiting up there for you," said Sally.

"MERIAN?" asked Wufei.

"Yes, Merian, wasn't that who you were talking about?" asked a very confused Sally.

"NO, FOOLISH WOMAN!!! I would NEVER talk that way about a WOMAN!" screamed Wufei.

"Then, if it wasn't Merian, who was it?"

"NATAKU, of COURSE!"

"NATAKU???" asked a surprised Sally. "Oh WUFEI! It's a stupid GUNDAM!"

"Never call my Nataku STUPID, woman!"

"Do you mean to tell me that you care about Nataku more than your own FIANCEE?" asked Sally in disbelief.

"Well...yes."

"YOU ARE AN IDIOT, WUFEI!!!"

"SHUT UP, WOMAN!"

"IT'S A MACHINE!"

Wufei glared at her, jaw clenched. "Never call Nataku that...she was better than you'll ever be!"

Sally shook her head and sighed. All along, she thought he was talking about Merian, but NATAKU? "Wufei, you are hopeless." Wufei watched as Sally walked away, shaking her head in exasperation and disbelief.

"Hmph! What does that weakling woman know? Please don't take her words seriously, my dearest Nataku. I still love you. Rest in peace..." and with that, Wufei walked off.

Duo and Hilde...

Duo strolled down the sidewalk, admiring how lovely the park was in autumn. The silence. The colors. Only birds chirping and the sound of twigs and dry leaves crushing under his feet. It was so quiet, so peaceful, and then...

"DUO!!! DUO! There you are! I've been looking EVERYWHERE for you! Why didn't you tell me you were leaving? I wanted to come too. You should've told me. That way, you could've saved me a lot of time. I ran around the whole colony looking for you. I want to join you on your walk. Oooh! The lake is SOOOO pretty, let's go sit down on the bench!" chirped Hilde, running up to Duo and dragging him to the bench. "Here! I brought you a sandwich and a jacket! You really shouldn't be out in the cold like this without a jacket you know...you could get a cold. Oh NO! We wouldn't want THAT to happen. We have to go to my mother's house in a few days for Halloween, we couldn't have you SICK! What would my mother think of you? What would my mother think of ME? Oh no, you must NOT get a cold."

Hilde started putting the jacket on him while forcing the cold baloney sandwich into his mouth. Duo sighed and said, "il-e, top dis wite nuw!" He spit the sandwich out of his mouth.

"HILDE!!! LEAVE ME ALONE! Gee, you're starting to act like my mother."

"Uh...you don't HAVE a mother."

"Oh yeah, but you're really becoming annoying, you know."

Hilde had a clueless expression on her face and said innocently, "But Duo, I don't understand."

"Look, you're kind and sweet and blah, blah, blah, but you are seriously starting to get on my nerves."

"But...but...I don't understand..." said Hilde, staring blankly at him.

"Ugh..." sighed Duo. So, this was what Heero had to go through; having an annoying and clueless girl bug you. "Look Hilde, let me put this nicely. I CAN'T STAND YOU ANYMORE!!!"

"Oh...Oh? OH!!! OH NO YOU DON'T!!!"

"Don't what?"

"YOU have a new GIRLFRIEND, don't you?" asked a furious Hilde.

"No, it's not that..."

"Oh? Then I don't understand what you're talking about," said Hilde, staring at him with big eyes.

" Could you leave for a while?" said Duo, trying not to hurt Hilde's feelings.

"Are you saying that I should go on a vacation? WONDERFUL! We could go together!!! Great, Duo! I'll pack RIGHT NOW!" she said, running off.

"WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT WAS NOT WHAT I SAID!" shouted Duo.

"Oh? Then what ARE you trying to say?"

"Um...I don't want to see you."

"What? You're saying that I'm ugly?" asked Hilde.

"NO!"

"Then what ARE you saying?"

"I don't want to date you, woman (oh no, another Wufei)!"

"Oh? So you don't want to date me, right?"

"Yes..." said Duo, not daring to look up to see the hurt in Hilde's eyes.

"Oh, okay. If you want. You should've just come out and said it," said Hilde cheerfully. Duo had a very confused look on his face. Did she understand what he had said. Was she that happy to be rid of him?

"Are we talking about the same thing here?" asked Duo, doubtfully.

"You don't want to date me anymore, right?" said Hilde cheerfully.

"Right..." said Duo, not understanding why she was so happy. "So...you're OKAY with that?"

"Of course, you should've been straightforward."

"Oh...hehe...of course, sorry," said Duo. He was a free man, well, free of Hilde, at least.

"I understand perfectly well that you don't want to date me. You want to get MARRIED, don't you?" she said happily.

Duo's grin turned to a look of horror. "Oh...no...Hilde, that's not what I meant..."

"It's okay! No need to be embarrassed. I understand you. You don't want to JUST date me anymore, you want me to MARRY you! Oh DUO! You're so wonderful!"

"But...but...Hilde..."

"Don't be embarrassed. Of COURSE I'll marry you! Oh, DUO! You don't know HOW happy I am that you FINALLY asked me! Oh...let's get married today! Yes! But I'll have to get a dress, and I have to find a Maid of Honor. And you have to buy the rings and find a best man. Oh! There's a wonderful jewelry shop down the street. And if Heero is your best man, then Relena can be my Maid of Honor (too bad she's dead...hehe...)! Oh, forget that. We can get married without THAT! Yes, there's a chapel close by! Let's just get married without a big formal wedding. Oh! This is just TOO wonderful! I love you, DUO!" she said very quickly. She hugged and kissed him and kept on talking in her hyper, bubbly way but Duo wasn't listening anymore. What had he gotten himself into? Before he could say anything else or explain what had happened, Hilde dragged him into a chapel and forced him to say, "I do."

So that's how they got married. Hilde blabbered and blabbered and Duo finally just decided to live with it. It was impossible to get rid of her anyways. But it couldn't be THAT bad, could it? ... It could...

THE END

Author's note:

Hm...I'm starting to finish these up faster and faster...and the quality is become worse and worse. I'm losing my touch!!! Oh well, I can write sappy stuff now. HAHAHAHAHA !!! Wait, that isn't a good thing . OH NO! Well, this isn't my best...but it's not THAT bad, is it? Well, still, this is MY version of what happens after Endless Waltz. Okay. When I actually WROTE this, I liked Hilde and I liked Duo and Hilde as a couple. Now, I dislike Hilde because she is annoying and overprotective. I do believe that Shinigami can take care of himself. I write whatever pops into my head and nothing mean popped into my head. There, that explains why it's SO boring. I have no excuses for the other ones though. Oh, don't take anything offensively, these are strictly opinions. Email me what you think!