Ack! I forgot to mention this in the last chapter, but it was co-authored by my partner in 
crime, Chiberz Da Bish. Gomen ne, Chiba-chan!!! Some warnings: this isn't even shounen ai 
anymore, it's full blown YAOI!!! Okay, this is where it gets kinda... sexy I guess, heehee, 
that's why it has an R rating. Now, if you're going to flame me about it, go ahead, I dare 
you. Impress me with your misinformation("Trowa is in love with Catherine!" Yeah, he suuure 
loves his sister...), bad grammar(someone actually spelled "Quatre" as "Cattra"... *shudders*), 
and mispellings of the character's names! *Heero Yuy Deathglare(tm)* ANYWAY... heehee... here 
it is:


"Scary, Scary!" PART 4
by Shinigami Baby and Chiberz Da Bish


Heero covered his mouth and tried not to snicker. Wufei smoothed his hair out and walked up 
the stairs. Trowa and Quatre passed him by and walked into the main linving room. Quatre saw 
Duo perched atop the couch and Heero sitting between his legs, leaning back. He looked over 
across the room and saw Dorothy and a slightly drunk looking Relena plopped down on the floor.

"So what's goin' on guys?"

Relena took a deep breath. "Weeeeeeeeell, I was running down the stairs with Dorothy to find 
Heero when BOOM Wufei came running up the stairs and we all fell down the stairs and landed 
in a big ass pile. Duo jumped up on the couch and Heero was sittin there all cute like 
'heehee'."

Trowa tried his best not to make a face at Relena. 'Why does she talk so Goddamned fast? And 
those hand movements? Oi...' He thought. Dorothy sat quietly on the recliner, watching 
everyone in disgust... except for Trowa. For a second, it looked as if her eyebrows twitched. 
Duo leaned back, forgetting he wasn't sitting properly on the couch and fell. No one seemed to 
notice over Relena's drunken babbling though. Heero looked and noticed that his koi's legs were 
missing. he squeaked and jumped up.

"DUO!" Heero looked over the couch and saw Duo on the floor and giggling.

"Heeheeheehee Heeeeerrroooooo!" He was acting as if he were drunk, orthat he had a really good 
idea...

"I think he hit his head too hard..." Trowa commented, keeping a straight face.

Duo jumped up and grabbed Heero. "Hey Heero, wanna go *spar* for a while?"

Heero raised an eyebrow. "Sure, Duo... we can spar for as long as you like...>wink<" He grabbed 
Duo's hand and pulled him up off the floor. "We'll be back later, guys." He smiled and Duo 
nudged him before runing all the way to the sparring room. Heero waved and ran after him. 

Relena pouted and slumped down on the couch. "Boys always like to fight..."

Milliardo walked in and sat next to her with a glass of water. He would have been drinking too, 
but it was football season and he wanted to be in perfect condition. "What's up guys? Why's 
everyone look so glum? This is a party for crying out loud."

Trowa and Quatre shrugged and left out the back doors to go into the garden. Dorothy was still 
silent in the chair, she was staring at Milliardo like a hungry animal. Trowa long forgotten, 
she smirked...

'Wonder why the eyebrow girl is staring at me...' Milliardo thought as he took a sip of his 
water. Dorothy's smirk turned almost evil, then she looked back over at Relena.


Duo hid behind one of the columns in the sparring room. Heero ran in and stopped.

"Ohhhh Duuuuuuuuuooooooooooo wheeeeeeeeeeeere aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare yoooooooooooooooou?" Duo 
tried his best not to snicker, but couldn't help but laugh when Heero would call out for him in 
that corny way. "Duooo-kuuuun? Where did you gooooo?" Heero called, then chuckled. "Hehehehehe, 
I wanna do some *sparring* with you, so cum out and plaaaaay.."

Duo's eyebrows shot up when he heard Heero say that naughty naughty "c" word. Sure, it could 
have been "come", but Duo knew his Heero like the back of his hand. He *knew* what Heero 
meant... 'Oh My God...' Duo thought, trying his best not to laugh. He poked his head out from 
around the column, giggled, then ran out of the room. Heero smirked and ran out after him. Duo 
jumped up the stairs and through the door on the south bedroom hall. He found the door with 
Heero's name on it and ran inside. Heero came through the door just when Duo closed the door to 
the room. Heero looked around and sighed.

"Duo baby..." Heero said teasingly. "... don't play these games now. Save 'em for later, heh 
heh."

Duo giggled from within the room, Heero heard him just faintly. He ran to the door and yanked 
it open and was treated to a view of Duo shirtless.

Duo swung the shirt in his hand. "It got so hot running around like that." Duo teased, throwing 
the shirt in Heero's face. Then, he jumped on the king-sized bed. The bed Relena planned on 
using on Heero later on... "This room is great! Look how huge it is, Hee-chan!"

Heero walked over and sat in a chair by the bed. "Yes, very nice. It has a bathroom too, I 
see."

Duo raised an eyebrow. "Wow, I got so sweaty running around like that. I think I need a 
shower..." He ran into the bathroom and closed the door behind him. The water started to run as 
Heero leaned back in his chair and stretched. 'Aaaah, this is gonna be great...' He got up off
the chair and locked the door to the bedroom incase Relena got any crazy ideas and decided to 
ravish him in the middle of the night to find Duo there.


END part 4


Well, I can probably count on one hand how many people are still reading this, but guess what? 
I DON'T CARE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ack!~ *pouts* Waah! I choked 
on some pocky! Okay, so like, what was I gonna say? Oh yeah, THIS IS IN AN AU, SO DON'T TELL ME 
I'M MISINFORMED!!! *turns SD* Okay! Jaaaa!