Heehee, this part is dedicated to DiDi, she made me like Hirde! =~_^= Arigatou DiDi-chan!!! 
Standard Warnings Apply Here, Kiddies: *SHOUNEN AI MEANS BOYS LOVING OTHER BOYS* and This is an 
AU(Alterante Universe) ficcy. >ahem< If that ain't your Cup 'o tea, then SCRAM... unless you're 
feeling a bit daring. Heh. *wink* Okay, so now that our G-Boys are at Relena's party, what's 
gonna happen!? Well, if you read, you'll find out! Enjoy, minna-san!! =^_^=


"Scary, Scary!" PART 3
by Shinigami Baby


"S-so you're Hirde?" Duo asked, blushing feverently.

Hired smiled and nodded. "Yup. Relena told me you were cute, she wasn't lying either. So do you 
always blush like a little girl or just when you're nervous?"

Duo blinked again, stared at the girl, then fell anime style, passing out cold on the floor. 
Hirde looked down at him and pouted. "RELENA! HE DIED ON MEEEEH!" She called. Relena ran down 
the stairs and glared at Hirde. 

"I'm BUSY, deal with it!!!" She ran back up the stairs quickly calling for Heero.

Duo slowly opened one eye and looked to the left, then the right. 'All clear' he thought. Just 
then Hirde peered down at him.

"Oi Duo-chan! Are you alright?" She asked, being cute.

Duo decided to try that thing that possums do when they're cornered and played dead.

Milliardo and Lucrezia walked in just then. "Yare yare, if it isn't the girly-man Duo? What's 
wrong? Did the sight of a pretty girl scare you stiff?" His comment was quickly followed by a 
slap to the back of his head by Lucrezia.

"Zechs, leave him alone! Geesh, he's just a kid." Lucrezia Noin said.

"Bleehhh, fine I will." He sneered at his girlfriend and went to find some of his 'cool 
friends'.

Suddenly, Heero came running down the stairs, looking for a way to avoid Relena. His eyes found 
Duo and he instantly got worried. "Oh Duo! My poor ba- er... BUDDY... yeah, that's it..." Heero 
said, quickly saving himself as Relena came into the room. He didn't want Relena to find out in 
such a way that he didn't like her the way he liked Duo.

Relena looked down at Duo, a bit concerned. "Looks like he was taked aback by Hirde's beauty." 
She said, poking at Duo's ribs with her foot.

'More like I'm terrified of what she'll do to me once we're alone...' Duo thought, still 
'playing dead'.

At that moment, Paegen called for Relena to some and help him with Dorothy's luggage. Hirde 
offered to help, so the two girls left Heero crouched over the 'unconcious' Duo.

Heero bent down to Duo's ear and nipped at it. "Are you really asleep, koi?" He asked.

Duo turned his head a bit and licked the tip of Heero's nose and giggled.

Heero couldn't help but smile. "You're so cute." He whispered.


Meanwhile, upstairs on the north balcony, Trowa and Quatre were looking at the tops of the 
trees. Trowa caught Quatre's attention by sighing. he looked back at Quatre and made a face at 
him. Quatre blushed and started to laugh. "Quatre, you laugh so cute." He wanted the blonde boy 
to catch on that he liked him, too. Quatre cocked his head to the side and smiled at Trowa.

"T-Trowa?"

"Hai?"

"I... anou... I should tell you something." He wanted so badly not to want to run away.

"What is it, Quatre?" Trowa asked softly. He tried to keep a straight face.

"Well, Trowa, I........ reallyreallylikeyou!" Quatre said, saying it so fast, the words ran 
into eachother. Embarrassed, Quatre covered his face in his hands. Trowa placed his hands on 
Quatre's and moved them away from his face. 'How embarrassing...' Quatre thought. Trowa smiled 
a bit, looking down at Quatre.

"I know, Quatre. I like you too... a LOT." Trowa said, smiling.

Quatre's nose spattered some blood right before he passed out. Trowa caught him before he fell 
to the ground and placed him on the swinging bench. At that very moment, Relena ran up to the 
two of them. "Oi! Quatre-kun! Wake up!!!" Relena said, shaking the sleeping boy. A speck of 
drool escaped from his mouth. 

Trowa tore his sight from quatre for a moment to see who was in the doorway. His eyes widened, 
then he blinked twice, pulling his head back. The girl he was looking at came out onto the 
balcony and stood behind Relena. She undressed poor Trowa with her eyes, then looked down at 
Relena. "Is HE Quatre?" She asked, pointing to Trowa.

Relena shook her head. "Nope, Dorothy-chan. This sleeping guy is. "Quaaaatreeeeeee?" She poked 
him in the ribs with her delicate fingers. "QUATRE!" She grabbed his shirt and put her mouth to 
his ear. She growled. "WAKE UP!!!"

Quatre's eyes snapped open, then he saw Dorothy. He let out a small scream and started to cry. 
Relena jumped back and squeaked. "Damn, I think I scared him." She said to Dorothy. "Oh well, 
I'll introduce you guys later! C'mon Dorothy-chan!" Relena grabbed Dorothy's hand and the two 
girls walked away, off to find Heero, no doubt. Quatre clung to Trowa and sniffled.

Back downstairs...

"Oh Heero! My hero!" Duo said, rolling around with Heero on the floor. "You saved me from a 
sexual predator!" Duo kissed Heero on his forehead. Heero smiled and kissed Duo's cute little 
nose. They continued to roll around on the floor, completely unaware of everyone's favorite 
innocent by-stander in every Gundam Wing Yaoi story: Wufei! 

"Ch-kushou, I don't need to see that!" Wufei said, running up the stairs. On his way up, he 
crashed into Relena and Dorothy, who were running down the stairs. The three of them, tangled 
in hair and arms and legs, all fell down the stairs, taking down even more people as they fell. 
Heero looked over at the falling mass of people and screamed. he sat up before anyone would 
see him and Duo being all lovey while Duo jumped up on the couch.

Relena, who was at the top of the pile looked over at Heero and Duo. "I finally found you, 
Hee-chan!" She smiled. "What were you doing?"

Heero and Duo looked at eachother and replied in unison; "Nothing."

END part 3


Aww, aren't they just adorable? Heehee, I'm hoping to weed out any non- yaoi fans with this 
story. If you're going to review this by saying how I'm stupid and that this sucks, blah blah 
blah, I don't wanna hear it. Flames will be laughed at so nyah >=?Don't worry! I'm getting to 
the "scary" part, trust me. *sighs* Poor Trowa... *laughs evilly* And the next time someone 
points out in a review that this story is impossible 'cuz they don't go to school or that 
Relena doesn't use Peacecraft as her last name, or that Dr. J doesn't give Heero home work, 
let me state it one more time: *grows 50 Ft. tall* THIS IS SET IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!! 
*shrinks back down to normal size* Okay, I'm off to write part 4 now, ja ne kiddies!