OK, so like, much to the lovely sarcasm of some reviewers who said "You should have said it was in an Alternate Universe", I DID. WTF do you think AU means? Geez, it states it plain as day before you read the fic, right at the top. READ next time. Heehee. ANYway, for those of you who are STILL reading, this is a SHOUNEN AI story, which means boys in love with other boys. Oh yeah, and if you're wondering about the story's title... don't worry, I'm getting there... *evil laughter until she chokes on pocky* Itaiiiiii.... >.< If you're going to flame me, I'm going to laugh at you, then show it to all my cool friends... >=D NOW, for the one brave soul that is still reading this: Enjoy!!! =~_^= "Scary, Scary!" PART 2 by Shinigami Baby Duo and Heero walked down the street to Duo's house. Duo looked down at his books and frowned. Heero noticed. "What's wrong?" Duo pouted. "Why don't you ever carry my books for me, Hee-chan?" "I dunno." Heero replied. "Is it a big deal?" "To me it is..." "Okay, gimme." Heero said, taking the books from Duo's hands. "There, happy now?" "Yup!" Duo nodded and hugged him affectionately. Heero sweatdropped. Relena's older brother, Milliardo, and his cool friends, minus his girlfriend pulled up in his silver corvette. "Lookit the little faggots, guys! Hey little girl, who does your hair?" "Look at YOU! What? Did Poison break up?" Duo shot back. Trieze Khushrenada, captain of the Football team, leaned over out the window. "Hey pretty faggot, how about a kiss? I KNOW you want me." "Don't flatter yourself, eyebrow man." Duo said through clenched teeth. "Heh, I bet you like the Village People, you little queer!" One of Milliardo's little followers said. "You wouldn't know that if I didn't see you at that concert a few weeks ago, right, Otto?" Duo snapped back. Everyone in the car looked at Otto. Otto shrugged. "I don't know what he's talking about!" Duo smirked and grabbed Heero's hand. The two boys walked away. "Are you okay?" Heero asked. Duo nodded. "Yeah, I'm fine..." He looked up at Heero. "But that Village People thing pissed me off. I *hate* the Village People." Heero faked a smile. He knew that Duo was joking on the outside, but inside he was really hurt by the comments that Milliardo and his friends made to him. 'Why do people have to be like that?' Heero wondered as his grip loosened on Duo's hand. Trowa plopped down on Quatre's couch and cracked open a soda. "So, what are we doing first? Geometery? History? ... Home Ec?" He wiggled his eyebrows when he said 'home ec'. Quatre laughed. "You take Home Ec?" "Yeah, what's wrong with that?" Trowa asked. "Nothing, it's just something I can't picture you doing, that's all." Quatre said, trying to picture Trowa in a pink apron, holding a wooden spoon. Quatre shook his head to get the ridiculous image out before he started to laugh again. "Well, we don't really have to do homework, you wanna watch TV instead?" "Yeah." Trowa threw his books over his shoulder and laid down on the long couch. 'He's not going to make the first move, so it looks like I'm gonna have to...' Trowa thought as he moved up the couch more to where Quatre was, then Trowa laid his head in Quatre's lap. The two watched TV like that until they heard Quatre's dad come in from work. Trowa sat up quickly. "Oi, boys!" Quatre's dad, Mr. Winner, said in a cheery voice. "Hi Dad." Quatre said. "Hello, Winner-san." Trowa smiled. Mr. Winner sat down on the couch between the two boys and put an arm around Quatre. "You know, son, when I saw that truck parked out here I thought you had a girl over here or something. Too bad, huh? Don't worry my boy! They'll come around!" He ruffled Quatre's hair and got up. "What are you two lady-killers up to tonight?" Quatre's dad asked. "I was wondering if I could sleep over Trowa's tonight, Dad." Quatre suggested. Quatre's father nodded. "Sure thing, son. No girls are going to be there, right? I know Trowa's got a cute sister..." "She has a boyfriend, Sir." Trowa said. "Besides, it's just gonna be us guys. Heero and Duo are coming over too." "I don't know about that Duo... he's awfully affectionate, even with boys." Mr. Winner said. "Oh, that's the way Duo's always been, Dad. He just loves people, that's all." Quatre said. "Well you two have fun, then." Quatre's Dad said as he walked out of the room. A few minutes later, Duo and Heero arrived at the door. Mr. Winner let them in. "Oi, Winner-san! We're here to see Quatre." Duo said cheerfully. "He's in the living room with Trowa." Mr. Winner said. Duo grinned and dragged Heero behind him. Heero sweatdropped and waved to Mr. Winner as he was dragged behind Duo. When the two boys reached the doorway to the living room, to put a finger to his lips. He snuck up behind Quatre and shouted "Oogaly Boogaly Boo!" Quatre didn't even turn around. "Hi Duo." "Aww man! How'd you know it was me!?" "Psychic" Quatre pointed to his brain. "Well are we ready to go to Relena's now?' Trowa asked. "Yeah. Let's go." Heero said, walking outside. Trowa followed. Quatre was two steps behind Trowa until Duo dragged him behind. "So?" Duo asked. "Did he say anything?" Quatre blushed. "I think he likes me, but I'm not sure..." "Well, we've got all night to find out, don't we?" Duo asked. Quatre nodded. "Hey you two! Are you coming or not!?" Trowa shouted. "We're coming, hang on!" Duo yelled back. "Come on, Q. Let's skidaddle." "Skidaddle?" Quatre asked. "Argh! Nevermind, let's just GO." Duo said, dragging Quatre along. The four boys climbed into Trowa's truck and endured the cramped ride all the way to Relena's house. Heero knocked on the door. The door opened to reveal Milliardo and his girlfriend Lucrezia. "What do you want, faggot?" he asked, glaring at Duo. "MILLIARDO!" Relena shouted. Milliardo cringed, he knew he was in trouble now. Lucrezia smiled and let the four boys in. "Come on in, guys." She said, smiling. "And don't mind Zechs, he's just a jerk." Zechs was Milliardo's nickname on the football team, no one's sure how he got it, but it rhymes with "sex", so one can only guess... Not even five seconds in the door, Relena came running up to Heero. "Hi Hee-chan!" She beamed. "Hey Relena." Heero said politely. Duo folded his arms. "I'm here, too ya know." Relena popped her head up over Heero's shoulder. "Duo! I have someone I want you to meet! Come with me this way!" She grabbed Duo by the wrist and they weaved through the sea of people until they stopped by the picture window by the piano. "Duo, this is Hirde." The girl turned from the window and smiled. "It's a pleasure, Duo." Duo just stared. Relena nudged Duo in the ribs. "Duo? Aren't you gonna say 'hi'?" "H-h-h-h-h-h-" Duo stuttered. Relena frowned. "Gomen, Hirde-chan. Duo's NEVER this shy." Hirde smiled. "Daijoubu. So Duo, do you go to school with Relena-chan?" Duo nodded and gulped. Relena smiled. "I'll be back in a little while, I need to find Dorothy..." Hirde smiled and nodded at Relena. "K." Relena waved and walked away. 'Now that Duo's out of the way.... heh heh heh....' Relena thought to herself. She planned on making it a night NO ONE was going to forget.... Dum Dum DUUUUUUMMMMM!!! END part 2 Muahahahahahaha! Just what does our lovely Miss Relena have planned for our G-Boys? Weeellll, you'll find out when I write PART 3, won't you? Heh, heh, heh. (For all you Wufei fans, don't worry! I have something planned for him!*wink wink*) Jaaa!