| Our MOST favorite part, disclaimers: GW ain't mine. Original joke ain't mine. This is MY GW version of an old joke that I like a lot. SHORT. Can we call this a Relena aka Roger bashing? MAYBE. Hints of shonen-ai, or yaoi. (shrugs?) In The Groove the customed joke By: Trowa girl It was the year of AC 201, 5 years after Endless Waltz. In human year, 2001. Duo Maxwell had quit the Preventer team because of the passing of the new law that prohibits employees from having a relationship with each other. [Another story alert] He was then an owner of a fast food diner. His business was majorly successful. He had hundreds of customers every night. One particular night, tho. Relena Darlian Peacecraft decided to pay her "old friend" a visit. She took a seat on the bar. Duo noticed her instantly, "Heey, Ojousan, Heero's not here tonight. He's working late in the office." "Oh, I know," she sighed in a knowing wink, "I just thought I'd pay you a visit, that's all, for the good ol' times, you know.... before you quit preventers,.... when you were still a gundam pilot." she leered. Duo gritted his teeth, he knew the reason she was there can't be good, "Don't torment me, ojousan...." She looked surprised, "Me?! Torment you?! Oh no!" she clutched her chest dramatically. Duo silently ponders if Relena and Quatre were somehow related. But he got rid of the thought immediately, he must not think of such bad things, like related to Relena, about his best friend. "Well, get me a coke, peasant- oops, I mean,.... Maxwell," she laughed nervously, "Not too cold, not too warm. In the groove, man, in the groove." she imitated the punks she saw earlier. "Hm." Duo went to the kitchen to get her an iced coke. He left her alone. Til he was called by one of his employee. "What's going on?" "The missy calls for ya, boss." "Eh?" Relena smirked, "Yeah, Duo, make me some french fries! Not too crispy, not too greasy. In the groove, man, in the groove." Duo frowned, he was getting pissed, but he went in the kitchen and made some fries for his EX-boss anyway. A few moments later, Duo was talking to some of his friends, friends since Solo's time. Then he felt a tug on his sleeve. He turned to find himself face to face with a leering Relena. "....." Duo gritted his teeth, "What do you want NOW, Ojousan?!" "Hey, Duo!" She screeched, "Make me a steak! Not too well done, not too raw. In the groove, man, in the groove!" "OKAY, That's IT!" Duo curled his fists. He beat the crap outta the piececrap. After he kicked her out of his place,..... "Oh yeah, Ojousan?!" He watched her squirm on the sidewalk, trying to get up, "Well, you know what?! You can just kiss my ASS!" he mooned her, "Not to the left, not to the right. In the groove, man, IN. THE. GROOVE!" ~~~OWARI~~~ Now!!! Wasn't that REFRESHING?! Duo ROCKS!!! LHAO Reviews, PLEASE! ^_^!!! |