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Disclaimer: bla-bla-bla, sotsu, bla, sunrise, bla- Tomino-sensei, bla, shoukoh Murase, blah blah. Not mine, doing this just for fandom sake, and for us, the poor fans who could do nothing but paws at those beautiful faces of the boys on TV, cards, or posters. <sniffle> All that I claim is the fic and plot (if there is one, LOL).

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Heepunzel
Part 1
By: The writers of Inter-fic.com

**This fic need a leader, whoever has any ideas please start posting them.
-ME**

[Since there's no leader yet,....and we ARE using webspaces, here..... lets' write anything. Ne, to make it bonding, lets' make one where everyone knows how the story goes: fairy tales. <giving up one of her own fairy tales fic ideas> lesseeee......Rapunzel. I know there's one fic about this already, but it was short and....dunno, unsatisfying,....so....let's do. I'll start. another note, the treize and ann scene is like, typical in almost all of my fic, if not all. --Trowa girl ps: doesn't mean I'm gonna lead. ne, if this doesn't sound right, you can go ahead and erase the whole shit]

Rapunzel

Once upon a time, there was this typically happy couple, Treize and Ann. Ann had been long wanting to have a child, though treize, like any other NORMAL men, doesn't want to have one,....."yet" he said.

But Ann whined, and whined, and whined. She whined all day and all night long for many, many days.

Treize finally got tired of all the whines, and gave up.

So they tried, and tried, and tried. They tried all day and all night long for many, many days. Many, many position, too.

But they never succeed.

They were sad.

But they kept trying anyhow.

Until one day, after they tried, for the umphundredth times, Ann cast her gaze outside their bedroom window and something caught her eye. And her eyes sticked there, just like crazee glue.

Ann was charmed,.....by a fresh, delicious, juicy looking....cabbage.

So she said, "Ano, Treize darling...."

"Yeah, babe?" Treize sucked on his cigarette.

"I want that cabbage", Ann pointed outside.

Treize choked on his smoke, but he didn't die. "N-NANI?!?! But...BUT the cabbage belongs to THAT chinese witch!!!!"

"Yes,....but I still want it...."

"But, but I heard he's scary!!! and boring!!!"

Ann sobbed, "You don't love me anymore! you used my body, but now you won't take care of me......"

Treize was speechless. [as I'm sure most of you guys are....LOL. go ahead take it from here, everyone knows what happens next, ...right?]

When she saw Treize was hesitating, she turned to Une, scary Une.

Treize whimpered in horror and leaped out of the bed to run out of the room, but he slipped on the scattered clothes instead and was thrown out of the window, fell right in the witch's garden, buck naked.

He quickly grabbed the said juicy cabbage to cover his wee-wee, and tried to climb back the tall wall, but before he even touched the wall, thunder stroke.

"INJUSTICE!!!! ARE YOU STEALING MY VEGETABLES, HUH?! WEAKLING?!" Came the booming, kowai voice.

*The witch!!!* thought Treize frozen in his spot.

"AND WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!" the witch sounded even more peeved at seeing Treize's butt.

Treize slowly turned,.....and his jaw dropped. At that moment, he saw the most beautiful creature he ever seen.

"Y-" Treize gulped the lump in his throat, "You're the witch?!"

"Hm, Sorcerer!" The witch sulked, "A witch is an onna's job! and you are a thief!!!"
Treize regained his lady-killer attitude, and said calmly with a sly smile "Here, you can have it back...." and handed the cabbage covering his twinkie to Wufei.

"N-NANI?! You've used it on your.....THING! and now you're returning it?! such injustice!!!! PAY for it, Kisama!!!" Wufei spat, refusing to touch the said cabbage, nor looking at Treize ding-dong.

Treize winked at the young sorcerer, "Oh? is that so?.....how? I'll do ANYTHING......hmm...." he sighed flirtily.

Wufei frowned, he didn't expect this weakling to accept the terms so soon, "Just pay for it! 500 yuan!"

"But,...you can see I don't have any money......hm?" he winked again, caressing his naked body seductively, "....can I-....oh, I don't knooow,....um,...pay you with my body?"

"NA-NANI?!?! WEAKLING!!!!"

But it was too late, Treize was all over him, and no matter how much Wufei struggled, trashed, and punched and kicked, he can't fight him, just like in the series, pipol.....

{Yo... *Sweatdrop* Anou, Trowa girl, right? Eheheh.... So, this is the new, structured GW fic? I guess this works... *Blush, blush* Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to just catch up with you guys in a few days. Leader? C-chan, you seem to know what you're doing.... But if you want me to lead, that I can do, but just not for the first few days, as I'm out of order. I'm going to check out the rest of the updates now, then I have to go.... ~MD}

[<cries> see?! I didn't do this on purpose! I swear!!! LOL....told ja guys I messed up.... T_T no, me won't lead. I hate giving people orders as to what to write, I like to help, but not MAKE them write what I want. I was thinking of getting some other writer to lead, chibi megami, maybe? since you and I are already staff writers, didn't seem to be fair if we dominate all.....(not that THAT isn't a good idea for a DOM like me....)<S-drop> gomen ne....--Trowa girl -_-;;;;]

{eh-heh...*sweatdrop* This certainly is interesting...*eyes screen in different angles* Actually, I've always wanted to write a Rapunzel cross-over. I'll just kick my mind back in gear and come back to join you all. I'll try to lead this ficcie, if you like. Though I've never lead anyone before... this could be interesting. I am most certainly willing to try!!! ~Chibi Megami}

{Hell, as long as our leaders aren't as bad about what to do as Mm. I haven't a probably. Yeah, you're right TG, I'm already staff, I should delegate authourity! *Smiles at her sister pointedly* Would Sister Death like to do this? I'll do my usual brushups, but I won't lead. I like just going with the flow. Besides, everyone knows how Rapunzel goes already, right? Fractured fairy tales it is! Onward, harch! ~MD}

{*smirk* Alrighty then... Nimnu ryoukai. I accept the challenge! After having many of my "late night ideas" I hereby take leadership of this ficcie! *smiles brightly* *in a little voice* that's ok with you all, right? eh-heh, i'll be going now... *sweatdrop* ~Chibi Megami}

**Yeah, we got this far with it, might as well finish it regardless :)
**Can someone give me an idea of what Rapunzel is all about? I'm lost.
-ME**
<You and me both ME.-Leath>

A Brief summary of Rapunzel. By: Chibi Megami

ok, you see how in the story "Ann" wanted the cabbage... well, the cabbage's name is actually Rapunzel, it one of those quirks i guess. Now in the story, the man gets caught stealing the witch's cabbage and has to give her something in return... ok, in return the man and the woman (or in the story's case Ann and Trieze) would have to give up their first born child to the witch, as you can probably guess they had a girl, the witch took her and named her Rapunzel after the stolen cabbage.... to make sure no one get get her back the witch locked up Rapunzel in a high tower that had no doors, only a window at the very top. And for this reason the witch made Rapunzel grow out her hair so she could climb up it.... so this is where the infamous "Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down your hair" line comes from... the ending kinda varies.... but basically the prince charming comes and saves the day and they live happily ever after.... The End *giggles* I hope that helps some... {~Chibi Megami}

**Thanks chibi, :)
-ME**

Wufei finally got Trieze off of him with a swift kick to the groin. As Treize lay in the cabbage patch on his back, Wufei quickly unsheathed his ..... staff?? Wufie looked at the staff strangely before realizing that he had been cast as the witch and that his sword lay safely but uselessly out of his reach in the regular GW fic. He grumbled a few words about injustice and the nature of inter-fics before holding his staff meancingly at Treize.

"500 yen would have been enough. But now, now I'm going to charge you your first born child!" said Wufei. "Now be gone!" Treize looked confused, "First born child?" The Chinese sorceror glared at him and opened his mouth to make a scathing remark, when he realized that he didn't even know why he wanted this... pervert's... first born child either.

"Hold on a minute," Wufei held up one hand and sweatdropped as he dug around in his long, white sorceror robes until he produced a thick, dusty book and flipped it open. "What's that?" Treize got up to his feet and walked back up to the Chinese boy and peered over his shoulder. Wufei sneered, but opted to ignore the naked nimrod who had so foolishly entered his domain. When Treize moved to stand behind him to get a better look, Wufei yelped and spun around, "Damnit! I'm reading the script!"

"Script?"
"Yes! The script, baka! I'm trying to see why I actually WANT something of yours! Much less a kid! I'm no onna, I do not rear children!"
"Well?"
"Well, what?"
"What does it say?"
"There's no explanation in here! Kuso! This is the last time I let Maxwell drag me into one of these fics!"
"Duo? Is he in this story too?"
"Yeah, but I think he shows up in a later chapter."
"Oh."

Finally, Wufei tucked the book back into his sleeve and eyed Treize distrustfully, "Maybe I will take your child and raise it away from you so that he doesn't develop such hentai tendencies! I will train it to be productive and strong, AND furthermore... I will teach him that men like you are to be killed!" {Okay, right now, Wufei isn't too happy about being/nearly being raped, which is the basis for that last statement. I don't know if he was, it was never specified. This will probably also make it easier to understand why the kid comes out the way he does.}
With that, Treize was cast out of the garden {Oh Damn, that sounds biblish} and he sulked back home, now, not only was he going to be in trouble with his wife for 1) taking so long, and 2)Getting the baby that she had wanted for so long taken away before it was even conceived, 3)but worst of all, he felt completely impotent. No one had ever rejected him like that before!
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{Chibi! You can erase this if you want, but it must be by you and only you, for you MUST read this! I liked that idea! Can you you Heero? It makes it so much better (twisted) when you use Hee-chan for such a role! ~MD}
{*smirk* oh course we can use him MD... ok so I guess that settles that, so TG are we still going to have the rapunzel/little mermaid thing going on as well? Once I know that things should start rolling. *sighs dreamily* this should be good... *snicker* ~Chibi Megami}
{Oi, I'm back I'm only gonna add a little cause I wanna have the above fact approved or disapproved first... actually I think we should do it! *nods* Well, anyway here I go!}
[shooore, seems you're wanting to.....trash the so called princess from a far away country, too....LOL....--Trowa girl]
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Trieze sadly went back to Ann with the slightly used... cabbage. When he popped through the door Ann was furious! "What took you so long?! I'm just dying to have my cabbage! NOW!!" Trieze merely sighed and began day dreaming about the young chinese witch...er, sorcerer. "Well, what were you doing?"

"Hmm? Oh, I met the sorcerer and now we have to give up our first born child..."

"Nani?!?!"

"So... lets get started!" Treize chirped, glomping his wife back onto the bed, because he knew the sooner they could have a child the sooner he could see "his" beautiful dragon again.

SO... they tried another umphunderedth times all day and all night and in many more new positions (if that's possible, but then again a writer's imaginations are endless, ne?) till finally they did it. Mission Complete. And so it was they had a young Japanese boy with striking cobalt eyes and a mess of brown hair on his head. And they were throughly confused because neither of them were Japanese. (at least i don't think ann is... *sweatdrop*) And on this day the young sorcerer appeared to them and proceeded to take the small boy who was indifferent to it all.

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{I thought Heero's hispanic? LOL.....I'm just kidding!!!--Trowa girl]

{Ok, I had an idea to how to do the reaquaintance of the two guys but I went blank so I'll either let someone else have there moment in the sun or I'll remember what I had and add it. *sweatdrop* ~Chibi Megami}
{*Blushes Q style* Woah... that was... uh... weird. Yeah, I'll try my hand at it, but because I am kinda clueless and don't wanna mess up the plot, I'll stick to my usual elaborations. ~MD}
{*Snorts* Not for long, MistressDeathstory! I'm gonna have fun! Muahahaha!!! Hn, you guys need some serious comic relief! And since this IS a fractured fairy tale, it should be LOADED with slapstick humor! Just watch me work my magic! ~Kitsune, the eternal spirit of twisted kawaiiness}
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Wufei eyed the small bundle in Ann's arms suspisciously, "Are you sure that's yours?" Ann looked horrified, "Of course it's mine! What are you saying?!" Wufei snorted, "It doesn't look like you OR your hentai husband."

Treize actually blushed. He never mentioned to Ann WHY they had to give up their first born. He wasn't in a hurry to tell her now. "Whatever, this will do," Wufei snatched up the precious bundle carelessly and stared down into it's cold, cobalt eyes, *Hmmm... this boy will grow up to be a perfect fighter... a perfect soldier, even.* With a curt nod, the sorcerer turned and walked out of the door.

"Oi! Matte!"
"E?"

Treize handed a diaper bag to the Chinese warlock. "Oh." So what? He'd never had a kid before! Like he was supposed to know? "Oh, and one more thing?" Treize called after Wufei as he started hobbling next door with the child, trying to balance the two ton diaper bag, the baby, and his trusty spellbook all at once. "Nanda?!" the said boy called. "Aren't you going to use your magic and just teleport over there?"

Even from twenty feet away, Wufei sweatdropped visibly and snarled in irritation, before chanting, "Nataku, lend me your strength!" and disappearing in a puff of smoke. "That was weird," Ann said wearily from the bed. "Yeah," Treize agreed absently, still staring at the spot where Wufei had been , but moments before.

"Hey, baka!" Une's cold, domineering voice sounded loudly through the house, sending a chill up Treize's back, "Yes, dear?" he almost sqeaked in fear at the hard look in her eyes. "You... you just cost me our child! Worthless! No cabbage is worth a human life! You... you..." suddenly, the hard look in her eyes softened as something out the window caught her eye. Suddenly, she was Ann again.

"Honey?"
"Yes?"
"I want some watermelon!"
"Nani?"
"Go next door and see if you can get me some watermelon!"
"But..."
"But WHAT?!?"
"Yes dear."
"...What are you doing? Get off of me! I told you to go get me some watermelon!"
"Yes, I know... could you lie back for a second?"
"No! Oof! Get off! I'm not in the mood!"
"Yes, but... there!"
"Ack! Hey, jerk! I said I'm not in the mood!"
"Yeah, well, you want some watermelon? We need another kid!"
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{*Grins* I thought that that last scene was mighty cute. whta do you think, Chibi? I hope I didn't interrupt the storyline any. K, I gotta go now, leters! ~Kitsune, the kawaii maniac}
[...... :p...oookay, I think that was episode one....LOL....happy ending for Treize and Ann.<clap-clap> well, they deserve it, for the crappy shitty roles we've been giving them....--Trowa girl]
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Chapter 2

Fifteen years passed by, and the boy grew to be a bishounen, a pretty looking boy, with lean, compact-muscled body.....[Author took a moment to wipe drool from keyboard] named Heepunzel. And he proofed to his trainer, Master Wufei, that he indeed inherit Treize's ingenouity (spellcheck!) as his hobbies are killing people and writing lemons on his favorite laptop.
Why, you ask? well, because there is nothing else to do when you're locked up in a tower with no doors nor windows, ne? Why he's locked up? Man, you have too much questions, well, Wufei don't know what to do with a young delicious boy in his house, so, rather than having people think he's having a "male-slave", and the gossip did got pretty bad, he decided to do so. Comprende? Muy gusto.

Anyways, Heepunzel's typing speed had gotten pretty fast from all those lemons he did, about 500 WPM. All that we could hear from outside the tower was just his clicking of keys, and moans as he got aroused by the stuff he wrote himself.

His stuff are posted at finfiction.net, and he had actually gotten pretty well-known, thousands of fan mails every single day. One of his biggest fan was one that was SN-ed Shinigami_Daddy. [hint, hint]

Everyday, during lunch hour, Wufei would come to feed him. Only to eat once a day got him pretty skinny, but as Wufei said, "This is good for you! You told me yourself you want to be trained!!! HARD!!! Don't give me that attitude, young man!!! you're like an ONNA!!! WEAKLING!!!" [author got a bit carried away with the quote][can't write right tonight...-_-;;;;]

One rainy day, as usual, Wufei came to bring Heepunzel his lunch, he shouted out, "Heepunzel, Heepunzel, let down your harness!". Wufei frowned, thinking silently *That damned baka onna made me say THAT weak line! Such injustice.....I'm gonna split that PC of hers one fine day....*

A bumping and rush of noise was heard from up. A few moments later, the requested harness was flung down, hitting Wufei on the forehead.

*That damned baka onna did this to me again! INJUSTICE!* Wufei growled, but decided not to say anything anymore before the baka onna that's writing this got really pissed off at the little piece of shit.

Wufei climbed up, but the harness broke midway and he fell flat on his ass, cussing and swearing and other fancy words at the baka onna.

Lucky for Heero his soup was in a spillproof ziploc bag, so he was still gonna have his lunch. IF Wufei ever got up there....

Wufei tried climbing, but the wall was solid, smooth marble, so he slid back down no matter how much he tried. He failed, Wufei screamed.

He tried going with Nataku, but the exhaust system of the Mecha screwed up from eating too much bean burrito. He failed, Wufei screamed, pulling his hair.

He tried setting dynamites around the tower, Heero observed the on-going acticity from above, but didn't show any emotion as to what he think of being prepared to be blown off. When it was set, Wufei reached into his white pants-with-handles-ready-to-pull pocket, but realized that the pocket had mote holes, and the match he prepared must've fallen on his way there. He failed, Wufei screamed, pulling his hair, hyenas ran home.

Finally, after a few tries that's always screwed by the baka onna that's writing this piece, he tried using suction cups and climb, spiderman-style. The baka onna decided it's time for the fic to continue, so she let him succeed this time. It was about sunset when he did.
Wufei heaved and slumped over the floor as he finally got into the single window, "Damned.....bah-kah.....onnah!!!...." when he suddenly realized the rope right next to Heepunzel's computer desk, "NA?! why didn't you flung THAT to me earlier?!"

".....I," Heepunzel started as everyone awaits to hear the Japanese boy's premier words in this fic, "am not involved."

Wufei sweatdropped, "YES you are!!!"

Heepunzel shrugged, "well, you didn't ask." [did I say this fic's gonna be IC? no? good.]

Wufei stopped breathing.

A moment of silence.....

"NO DINNER FOR YOUUUU!!!!! WEAKLING!!!"

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Heepunzel sighed darkly at the stars as he leaned outside the window. [be careful, Hee-chan!] What's he to do now?! he's hungry, got yelled at, and worst of all, Wufei took his laptop away from him.

Heepunzel sighed again, this time sadly as he drooped his head down dramatically and a pearl of tear rolled down his left cheek.

Silence once again, but crickets chirping in the background.....

A rustle in the bushes.

"THAT won't work, weakling!!!" a familiar bark was heard from below.

Heepunzel glared at the dark figure hiding behind the bush.

"You knew I was here, didn't you?! You think I'd fall pity for you?! huh?! weakling?!"

"Hn."

"Well, don't bother! it won't work!" Wufei got out of the poison ivy [once again!!!] and turned back to his own home.

"Kuso! Asshole!!!" cussed the Japanese boy, "OMAE O KOROSU!!!" he yelled at the disappearing Wufei.

"Whatever...." Wufei's voice from afar sounded mousy. *baka onna....*

Heepunzel gave the moon a death glare as he continued his sulking all night long. Oh, the misery.....

Why Heepunzel won't go down himself?....well,..uh, he...got no shoes to go out with? And, anyways, he only got his tanktop and spandex, what, you think he'd want to share his wealth with the world for free?! NO WAY!!! you gotta pay, maaan....

{ROFLMAO *wipes tears from eyes* ok, i admit... you got me there! *giggles madly* Oi and MD or Kitsune whichever you seem to be at the moment, I think that basically if you go with the plot of Rapunzel your good as gold! *smiles* Um, I was just wondering... we've now made Heero Hispanic/latino...? *blinks then shrugs* Okie dokie then what ever works you all. *smiles* I gotta calm down first then I write some. *continues to laughs* ~Chibi Megami}

[uuuuh......<point to self>.... LOL--Trowa girl]

On the other side of the world at the exact moment,....

click, click, * Dammit, where is it?! She promised me it's gonna be here tonight!!! 'your braid part 6!!!!' ch! I guess she forgot....* a charming prince with long, luxurious, thick chestnut hair, deep pools of purple for eyes, and smooth creamy skin, was sitting in front of his mac, scrolling through finfiction.net.

*Daaaamn*, the braided charming prince whined to himself again, "curiousity kills the cat, but I am curious, kuso! what's she got for me? eh? .....aaaargh,--"

A knock interrupted his talking to himself.
"Who there?"

"It's little humble me, Your Duo Highness...." came a chick's voice.

Duo jumped in his seat "Wh-what do you want?!"

The frown was heard in the girl's voice as she snapped, "Duo, open the door!!!" and banged on it.

"No, I'm asleep, princess."

Too late, the door was down.

Duo eeped.

"But I wanna taaaalk..... ya know, girl-talk."

"But, Hilde! ...but I'm a boy!!!!"

"I know, but you're also my fiance, so...." Hilde flunged herself on Duo's bed and made herself comfortable.

Duo turned to his mac as quickly as he could and closed all the lemon windows.

His fiance frowned for the second time, "What's that you're hiding?"

"It's......it's nothing."

"Hm, I bet it's another one of your gay porn stories."

"They're called lemons! and it's not GAY! it's yaoi!!!" protested Duo.

Hilde shrugged, "it's just another fancy name for it. hm, Duo, I'm a little worried about you.....Thank God you love me, or else I would've thought you're gay...blah blah blah...."

Duo winced as he heard the last sentence, *I love you?.....yah, right.*

"Hmph, even if I'm not gay, it's not going to be you I'd choose to be my bride...." Duo muttered under his breath.

"What was that?" Hilde stopped her chattering.

"Oh,....it's...nothing."

"Oh...." and continued her chattering again.

*If it had to be someone, it's gonna be Hee-baby. What a babe, such perfect girl.... Damned parents! damned matchmakers!!! putting me with the most horrible princess they could find!!!* Duo snapped at his fate silently, his face looked as if he was listening, throwing in a nod once in a while. *Well, the second worst...*

"So, I said, Hey, princess Relena, what you got there? and she went, cheetos. I mean, DUH! I know it was cheetos, what I meant was, what flavor,...DUUUUH...."

"Um, Hilde, I'm hungry...can I go-" The braided boy would've done anything to get out.

"Here," she tossed him a ziploc bag filled with baked lean pockets, "I knew you'd be hungry,....see, I know you like the back of my hands.... we ARE destined to be together. Ne, did you hear the rumours? The maids told me we're gonna get married pretty soon!"

Duo suddenly didn't feel that hungry anymore.

{*Lips twitch and she takes a deep breath* I will control my... laughter... I will! Dee... ai.... gah... Muahahahaha!!!! ~MD}
{Chibi here, um, I believe its now safe for me to return... *gulp*}

Duo's face turned multi-colored, before he could compose himself enough to turn back to Hilde. Good thing he didn't eat those lean pockets... their crispy flaky crust would have been oh so hard to remove from the cream color carpet.

"N-NANI?!?!"

"I have everything planned out just so nicely and everything! Relena and I are plannung our weddings together! She wants everything to be pink like her limo...bla, bla, bla..."

Duo wasn't quite so sure he wanted to the rest. "Who's the poor dumb guy to actually agree to marry that bitch..." he mumbled his thought outloud. "What was that that Duo-chan?" Duo boggled his mind for an answer, "Um, I said so who is this lucky guy?" Hilde smiled brightly, "Oh, well he's some guy named Heepunzel or something. He's suppose to be locked up in a tower somewhere. At least that the rumor around here..." Duo choked on his not eaten lean pocket, 'Heepunzel!?!?! Damnit that's why 'your braid part 6' wasn't up!!! What a minute... she's a HE...?!?!' DUo thought about this more carefully and grinned like an idiot. 'Oh now if only I could meet up with this Heepunzel then maybe we'd make part 7 live action...' Duo snickered at the last thought. "What's so funny?" Hilde gave him a bewildered look. One look at her face and Duo completely lost it. "NOTHING!" he squeaked through a whole mess of laughter. Hilde shrugged. "All I said was that I had decided on a lime green tux for him..."
"hey,....but, why would this Heepunzel guy wanna marry Roger,er- I mean, Relena?"

Hilde gave Duo a look. Duo laughed nervously, "Sorry, I always call him, um, her by his....ex-name.... haha."

Hilde sighed, " NEway, well, she told me that yesterday, she was going to town, to re-stock her cheetos warehouse...."

Shinigami_daddy rolled his eyes.

"When she passed this chinese merchant, ....yelling something about he had enough of him, gonna give him for half price, etc...."

"Half price?!"

"yeah, half price of a brocolli,...or cabbage or something...."

"So she asked him what he was selling, then he told her, a man. You know Relena, as a honorable princess, she wouldn't ever buy a male slave, but when she saw the picture he showed her, she immediately fell in love, and bought him for 250 yuan........aaaaahhhhhh...." Hilde sighed dreamily, "True love, just like us, ne, Duo?" she winked.

Duo coughed.

Meanwhile up in the tower...

Heepunzel was mad. No, not just mad... he was pissed! Which more than likely was the same thing but that didn't stop the brooding girl...er, boy. So while Heepunzel sat up in his tower bitching and moaning over his unfinished lemon for Shinigami_Daddy. His first failed mission. He frown at the thought and pulled out a self-destruct button.

"Ninmu Ryoukai"

5... 4... 3... 2... 1.... KA~BOOM!!! clackity clackity clack...

Heepunzel's frown deepened at the undestructable tower, which now had no roof. "Hn. Damn gundamium tower..." And if he thought the worst was over... he was wrong yet again.

"HEEE~PUNNNN~~ZE~~~LLL!!!" Came a loud shriek from below.

"GAK!" Poor Heepunzel's clasped his hands over his injured hearing organs. Too many failures and mishaps for one day so he curled up in a ball and well... bawled. But then he remember that boys don't cry, especially not Perfect Soldiers so he sniffled instead. He peered over the edge of the tower. "DAMN BAKA NO ONNA!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"

"Hey, WEAKLING, let down your harness!!!"

Heepunzel gasped [damn OOC-ness!], and peered out, "Wufei!!! why are you doing this to me?!"

Wufei shrugged, while stepping aside a bit from Relena, acting like he's avoiding the gonna-be-thrown harness, but actually just wanna get a bit away from Relena, because though she was wearing a whole 6.7 oz bottle of CK one, she still smell like a [insert anything smelly that first pop into your mind here].

"Well, I didn't intend to sell you, but after yesterday....I've had enough!!! Justice is served!!!!"

"OUW, ouw...is that him, mister wu?"

"It's mister chang!!! and yes, that's him..."

"Hee-darrrliiing......throw me your rope....." she winked flirtily.

Heepunzel took a moment off the WWW along with the author to throw up. After we cleaned our digestive systems, Heepunzel yelled back "Hell NO!"

"Then I'll come and get youuuuu~u!" Relena said in a sing-song voice, glomped the semi-destructed tower making dents all over it.

"Hey, hey! Miss!" interrupted Wufei, "you're going to ruin the merchandise! He comes with the tower, don't worry, he hadn't eaten anything in 2 days, he can't last that long. He'd surrender to you eventually."
"Oh,...you're right, mister fei," Relena beamed, "I, Relena piececrap, shall wait for you, my love....." She gave Heepunzel a big blown smooch.

"Oh no...."

"OoOOkay, here's your certificate of ownership, princess, I'm gonna go now, goodbye." Wufei walked away.

"Hey! ASSHOLE!!! WEAK MAN!!!!" called out Heepunzel to his abandoning ex-owner, "DON'T LEAVE ME!!!! COME BAAACK!!!! PLEASEEE!!!!"

"At least you got your damn laptop back, weakling!...." again wufei's mousy voice from afar.

"I'll wait for you, Heepunzel-dear,.....right here."She sat down on a big rock, making ass-grooves on it.

"Well, you can wait forever!!!" Hee went inside, since the odor and all the yelling is making him nauseous.
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