Chick Magnet" a vidfic by Shinigami Baby =^_^= 
This 'vidfic' is on the MXPX song "Chick Magnet" and it's starring the super-sekushii Duo 
Maxwell as well as those other yummy Gundam Wing boys. Lyrics are in *these* and any music is 
in **these**. >BEEP BEEP< WARNING!!! WARNING!!! Contains Yaoi and scary, scary obsessed girls!!! Heehee! Enjoy, minna-san and don't forget to review!!! ~_^ 
**intro bass line** 
A peaceful street, the sun is shining. A shadow can be seen, then a pair of shoes, camera pans 
up to Duo's face. 
**intro music** 
Duo is walking down the street with his hands behind his head, the ever present smirk on his 
face. 
*Well he's a chick magnet if ya.... know what I mean* 
Duo stops suddenly. He sees Hilde. 
*The way the girlies just go to him well you... should have seen* 
Hilde looks up from her magazine and spots Duo. She waves at him, smiling wildy. 
*Yeah yeah, he's got style and it's... plain to see* 
Duo's eyes widen in fear. 
*Smooth shoes and cool tattoos--* 
This part of the song is drowned out by Duo screaming as Hilde comes running at him. He starts 
to run. Really fast, pushing old ladies away and knocking over a little girl's lemonade stand. 
The little girl frowns and flips Duo off as he runs by. 
*He ain't got a girlfriend No one to sing this song to He's gonna settle down If he meets that 
special girl soon* 
Duo ducks into a diner and slides into a booth. He catches his breath and a waitress 
apporoaches him. 
*He knows just what to do when it... comes to the girls* 
Duo looks up at the waitress and his jaw drops. 
*He writes them poetry and he... brings them flowers* 
Dorothy Catalonia, dressed as a waitress, winks at him and jumps on him, Duo struggles beneath 
her. 
*He knows just what to say when it... comes to the ladies Knows how to make a girl smile how 
to... drive a girl crazy* 
Later on at home... Duo is laying in bed trying to recover from the day's events. He rolls over 
to find who else in his bed but... HEERO! Duo's nose spatters some blood and he jumps out of 
bed and runs for his life out the door. Heero sits up and snaps his fingers. "Kuso!" Heero says. 
*He ain't got a girlfriend No one to sing this song to He's gonna settle down If he meets that 
special girl soon* 
Duo makes it out to the living room where Trowa and Quatre are playing chess. Duo pauses to 
smile, then runs past them, jumipng over the table. Chess pieces fly everywhere. Trowa bends 
over to pick them up. Quatre looks at Trowa and winks at him. Trowa blushes. 
**Doo doo solo** 
Duo runs out the front door, to his left, Hilde. To his right, Dorothy. Blocking his front, 
Heero. Duo sighs and crawls back into the house. When the three stalkers think that they have 
him cornered, Duo jumps out the window and runs off into the night. He runs out in front of a 
truck and waves for it to stop. Duo walks over to get into the passenger's side of the truck. 
He looks next to him and it's... 
*Chick Magent* 
...Wufei! And he looks really happy to see Duo. 
*Chick Magnet* 
Duo tries in vain to open the door and run out, but Wufei has the door locked from the outside
(don't ask how, this is just to be funny). 
*Chick Magnet* 
Duo rolls down the window and hops out of the moving truck. 
*Chick Magnet* 
Wufei snaps his fingers and says "Kuso..." 
*Chick Magnet* 
Duo runs down the street, fleeing for his life. 
*Chick Magnet* 
He runs into what he thinks is a restaurant and shuts the door behind him. 
*Chick Magnet Chick Magnet Chick Magnet Chick Mag-net yeaaaah* 
The lights come on and Duo is on the stage in a gay bar. Duo faints just as the music stops. 
The End! Tell me what ya think, k?