1. A girl goes to her grand father and tells him:
Granddaughter: last semester I had to choose my major
Grandfather: what did you choose?
Granddaughter: I chose art
Grandfather: art?
Granddaughter: yes…art!
Grandfather: Art must be very happy but I’d rather stay away from boys and study. away .
2. A lady asks Ruth…
Lady: Ruth, whats your fathers name?
Ruth: It’s daddy!
Lady: Yes dear, but what name does your mother call him?
Ruth: She doesn’t call him any names, she like him.
3. Two friends meet on the road…
1st Friend: I know a man with a wooden leg named smith
2nd Friend: well whats the name of his other leg?
4. Two patients in the mental hospital were called John and Jack. One day Jack jumped into the swimming pool not knowing how to swim, John jumped in and saved him. When the doctor saw John saving Jack, he thought that Jack was okay and didn’t need to stay inside the mental hospital any longer, so that evening, the doctor went to John and told him that he had news for him.
Doctor: John… I got good news and bad news for you
John: uhuh….
Doctor: the good news is… we will be releasing you out of the mental hospital today, and the bad news is that Jack hang himself
John: Oh no, he did not hung himself, I hang him because he was wet and needed to dry.