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| For Women... Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract. How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? Women cook-men eat; women clean-men dirty How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE... He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes. What's the smartest thing a man can say? "My wife says..." Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can understand them. Why did God create man before woman? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece. Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts. Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions. |