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| CARDS HALLMARK DOESN'T PRINT My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire. I noticed your cat. Sorry! You had your bladder removed and you're on the mend. Here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! Cause when I had mine I got real snippy. MORE CARDS YOU WILL NEVER SEE IN HALLMARK "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here." "How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?" "We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits." "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you." "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me." "Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?" "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..." "When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise." "Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again." |