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| BEING A GUY! If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the tough things in life, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework while she works, you're a sissy. If you work too hard, you're a workaholic who never has time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, she's being exploited. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better. If she gets a promotion ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you don't, it's typical male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, you're dominating her because she's a woman. If she asks you to do something you don't enjoy, it's a favor. If you show a strong appreciation of the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic. If you try hard to keep yourself in shape, you're vain and self-obsessed. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else. It's not easy being a GUY!!! |