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Name : Mr. Gorse
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Do you need an ounce and a half? : how about 2?
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : i think paul gorse is the best defensive back on the gators team, u other defensive back should take note. Especially number 35, keep your head up son!
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Name : Arnold Schwarzanegger
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Do you need an ounce and a half? : IM A COP YOU IDIOT
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : Who is your daddy and what does he do?
STOP WHINIG AND THROW LAIRD THE BALL!!!!
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If you run out of room continue here... : im going to ask you a lot of questions, and i want them answered imediately!
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and then here... : Do you think i would marry a woman so dumb she doesnt know my real voice from a taped one?
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Name : Reed "i only catch in practice" Adams
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Do you need an ounce and a half? : of stickem
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : how about gorse catching not one, but two, count em two punts today.
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Name : sean connery
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Do you need an ounce and a half? : i need alot more than that
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : gorse in on a roll catching punts, to bad he couldnt cover somebody in a wheel chair.
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Name : Bo Jackson
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Do you need an ounce and a half? : oh hell ya
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : gorse looks like beavis.
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Name : dude
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Did it just go from 100 degrees to like, 13 below? : ya
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : if ur gonna talk shit about gorse why don't u leave ur name? are u afraid of the smallest kid on the team or something?
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Name : perego
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Stop picking on Gorse! : ok
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : hey laird, thank you for getting my last name right.
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Name : Big Willie StyleZ
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Stop picking on Gorse! : why, he likes men
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : go gators
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Name : allen iverson
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Stop picking on Gorse! : not untill he kills himself
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : Gorse does look like beavis and should walk in to traffic
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Name : Howie Felthersnatch
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Do you enjoy urinating in public? : Ohh Hell Yeah
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : Paul Gorse should be shot !
Why doesn't he just crawl into a tree with the rest of the chimpmunks !
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Name : Cris lewis
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Do you enjoy urinating in public? : no my penis is too small to show in public
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : Do i really it likt a sissy. And i swear Joe's hit was a cheap shot.
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Name : Rob Boyer
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Do you enjoy urinating in public? : Only when I think I am peeing on a tree, when I am in fact pissing my pants
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : Gorse is a man-stud with a giaganitc genetalia... He could use it as a neck tie, but he fears getting a hard on and commiting suicide.
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Name : Ray Lewis
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Do you enjoy urinating in public? : Only in Atlanta
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : Why does Rob Boyer where eye black and a backwords hat to hold a clipboard ?I'd mess that motha uo, if he tried that for Baltimore.
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Name : Paul Gorse
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Do you enjoy urinating in public? : No, but Larid sure does
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : Why doesn't Shultz get made fun of for hooking up w/ a cashier at Mckinnley's ?
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Name : He Hate Me
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If you had a dolphin, what would you name it? : I don't know, but if i had a hammer head shark, I would name it shaluga
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : Wait, Wait... Shultz got with a chick from Mckinley's? Does that, by chance, mean that we are forebidden to eat there?
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If you run out of room continue here... : Thought of the day: Shaluga always loses at the head-slap game.
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and then here... : And in response to who hate me, it's really quite simple... he hate me. Who's him? He, He hate me! XFL fo life...Maddox, I wish i was that lucky!
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Name : perego
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If you had a dolphin, what would you name it? : tuna on toasted white bread
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : yeah, let's go kick some ass against our next couple of opponents, Case Western and the rest, whoever they are,
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If you run out of room continue here... : yeah, we'll get those un-named bastards, teach 'em what football is all about-
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and then here... : screwing lunchladies from McKinleys and making fun of squirrels.
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Name : Dirk Nowitzki
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If you had a dolphin, what would you name it? : Trinity
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : Did Perego just double post here? Once under an alias and then under his real name? He's the only one that uses all the message boxes.
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If you run out of room continue here... : Gorse is going to shut down the Case Western reserves.
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Name : latrell sprewell
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If you had a dolphin, what would you name it? : perego
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : i would name it perego because dolphins are biotches and so is perego
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If you run out of room continue here... : if anyone has a problem that i will shoot them
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Name : yo mama 9
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If you had a dolphin, what would you name it? : big poppa
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : the jv gators bought to bizounce on cizase, ya heard me biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Name : joe mama 9
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If you had a dolphin, what would you name it? : who cares
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : Screw jt put gorse back there...he got mad punt return skills...go gators
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Name : the dogthat lady is always walking at practice
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If you had a dolphin, what would you name it? : my wett fish
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : Gorse is possibilly they worst player in college football. ruff ruff
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Name : Fred Flinstone
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If you had a dolphin, what would you name it? : Gorse
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : Has anyone seen my son Joe. He's loud, obnoxios, and really gay?
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If you run out of room continue here... : I would name the dolphin gorse because dolpins dont have any hands and neither does gorse.
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Name : perego
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Who's your favorite Allegheny JV football player? : me
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : im gay
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Name : Ug
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Who's your favorite Allegheny JV football player? : Shaluga's mamas no no spot
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : It is safe to say that Shaluga does not have to purchase an umbrella.
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If you run out of room continue here... : Reason: His forehead does an ample job at shedding his eyes, face, and anyone around him from the rain.
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Name : Shaluga
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Who's your favorite Allegheny JV football player? : Myself of course
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : Did anyone see me in my movie "Encino Man"? Of course, it wasn't entirely correct.
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If you run out of room continue here... : There is no amount of water great enough to make a block of ice that could surround my forehead.
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Name : perego
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Who's your favorite Allegheny JV football player? : Gorse's anus
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : My pillows are made of concrete to support my massive head.
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If you run out of room continue here... : Anal sex is even better with a man.
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and then here... : I like to recieve
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Name : lickalotapuss
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Who's your favorite Allegheny JV football player? : hurt, shultz, and geiser
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : play the game
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Name : the girl that shultz hit in the ass
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Who's your favorite Allegheny JV football player? : Phil "my hair makes me look gay" Huffman
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : I think that Phil Huffman gets man-handle everyday in practice by Gabe "its not delivery its" deGarmeaux. He should be down with the scout team and Andy Perego should start in his place. He is the shoof of all shoofs. and whats with that hair? does he not
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If you run out of room continue here... : and whats this i hear about boyer going sleeping over szabo's one night and the next night she is over at his place sleeping. what is going on here people. Ridolfi has been spitting game at her for a year now and cant touch it, but boyer and huffman are i
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Name : Erin H
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Who's your favorite Allegheny JV football player? : S. Laird
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : I only know three people who go there, only one plays football, but I love football so yeah I'll say I like Allegheny becuase thats the county I live in
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If you run out of room continue here... : I'm sorry I didn't know you played Sean.... but I thought this would be something you would do anyways. This was funny to read though I wish I knew you guys so I understood it.
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and then here... : who the hell would write this much sean? a little excessive...
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Name : Szabo
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Who's your favorite Allegheny JV football player? : Of Course All Of Them
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : I think that everyone thinks my business is theirs! Who the hell cares where I sleep!?!? (jk)
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If you run out of room continue here... : Stop harassing Ridolfi!
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Name : will
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Who's your favorite Allegheny JV football player? : weston but only when he comes to practice
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : you go szabo, ridolfi is cool
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Name : pig benis
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Are you currently working for Al Qaeda? : no, but nick hurt likes the penis
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : where is weston?
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If you run out of room continue here... : where?
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Name : Reed
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Are you currently working for Al Qaeda? : not at the moment
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : hey guys, good season, even if it was sort of abbreviated.
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Name : bob vila
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Are you currently working for Al Qaeda? : gorse
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : every time i look at shaluga i just want to smack some shingles on his forehead and put a roof on that motha fu..........a
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Name : one legged circus freak that has no athletic ability
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Are you currently working for Al Qaeda? : no i work for gorse
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Your thoughts on Allegheny or any other team in D3 : i can kick better than kicker nemeth and i only have on freaking leg.
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