By Jordan
In a castle lived an evil powerful sorcerer; who happens to be a shape-shifting wizard called "Aku." But in the castle, Aku and his greatest foe, Samurai Jack, were staring each other down.
SAMURAI JACK: (faces to Aku) Aku, you have prayed on the land with you evil, long enough. Prepare to meet your doom.
AKU: (stairs hard into Jack�s eyes) You are a truly powerful Samurai, but no match to my evil wizardry.
With a swift jump Samurai Jack land in front of Aku a summing the Samurai fighting stand. Jack furiously raises his magic sword and strike Aku�s ribs.
AKU: AAAAHHH!!!
Aku quickly transformed into a bat (just like in Samurai Jack the trilogy, Episode VI & Episode XIV.) He raise down from sky to attack Jack. Jack position his sword in front of his face and neals down; them proceeded to throw his sword up in the air hitting Aku as he came down to attack Jack. The sword pierce Aku�s body and felt down and Jack catched it pulling it out of Aku�s body. Aku lay woulded on the ground his body aching in pain and agony. Jack came to him and raises his sword to give his final strike.
SAMURAI JACK: No tricks will save you this time Aku.
Jack strokes his sword hard on Aku�s body. Aku gave a horrific scream.
AKU: AAAAHHH!!!
Aku�s body them turn back to a tree stump like before he came to be Aku. Jack sealed his sword and sudden heard a mysterious voice calling out to him.
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Jack--------- Jack-----------
In a puzzling glance Jack look around.
SAMURAI JACK: (softly) Who�s there?
But the voice continues calling him.
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Jack--------- Jack----------- Jack------------
SAMURAI JACK: Who are you?
The voice comes out of the dungeon. Jack raises to the dungeon�s door and quickly breaks it down with his sword. He is face now by a woman; she was shangle and handcuff to the back of the wall.
WOMAN: At last, you have finally defeated Aku; and end his evil tyranny forever.
SAMURAI JACK: Who are you? How do you know my name?
WOMAN: (look at him) I will explain later but for now free me.
She raised her handcuffed hand so that Jack could free her. He unshields his sword and then there was a flash from his sword.
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And he awoke from his dream in an upright sitting manner. He was still laying behind the tree. He Sighed, with hands on his forehead.
SAMURAI JACK: Oh, it was that dream again!
Jack got up from the ground, pick up his sword, placed it on to his side, and left the tree where he slept. To continue with his quest: getting back home. Jack came a cross a stream, knoel down, took off his hat and placing it on the ground and splash water in his face, three times. Jack took his hat and put it on his head. He then continues with his journey for home. Jack walked all day through the forest at sunset he spotted a little town at the end of the forest. He headed to the town. When jack arrived in town he heard a noise; his stomach was growling. Placing his hands on his stomach his face had a hunger look. Raising his head he saw a restaurant beside him and went inside. Jack ate hungrily exhausted from his long walk. As Jack left the restaurant he spotted someone hiding behind the restaurant, spying on someone else. The person was wearing a red kimono with a hood covering her face. Jack was stunt when the woman pulled down her hood. He couldn�t believe who she was.
SAMURAI JACK: (amazement) It can�t be.
There was a flash back.
And he recognized the woman in the dream. Another flash and he was back to reality.
The women walked and looking behind her when she bumped into a creature call a "Mushtor." She looks surprise.
MUSHTOR: (angry) Hey watch out babe, you looking for trouble missy.
The creature raised his arm to strike her when he heard Jack.
SAMURAI JACK: Let her go!
All three Mushtors turned around, Very slowly and saw Jack.
MUSHTOR: (angry) What did you say?
SAMURAI JACK: (raising his head with angry face) I said, let her go!
MUSHTOR: That�s what I thought.
The creature let go of the woman�s wrist he walked near to Jack and started to push him down with his left arm. When The Mushtor pushed him, Jack felt down and his hat flew up the air. The hat stays for a while in the air and gently glided down to the ground. The Mushtor took advantage and with a quick hard stamp flatten Jack�s hat. Jack quickly got angry with The Mushtor. He glances at the alley and came up with a quick plan.
SAMURAI JACK: Hey you, let�s have a conuersation (pointed at the alley) in there.
The Mushtors follow Jack into the alley, while the stay safely away from them.
MUSHTOR: (to Samurai Jack) Ok shorty, what�s up?
Jack unshields his sword and prepare for battle.
MUSHTOR: (laugh) With that punny sward. Oh please. I can crush any sword with my robotic arm.
The Mushtor raise his arm to strike Jack. Jack side step him and strike the first Mushtor with his sword cutting his robotic arm and then turned with his sword and stroke his stomach slicing it in two.
The Woma
n who was obseruing the fights look in amazement. The other two Mushtors were nearly mad and started shooting using the sharp claws in their right arm. Jack moved left and right missing the claws. Now Jack was really mad. Jack charged with great force toward The Mushtors and destroyed them; he then shields his sword back into the shift. He turned around and found the woman starring at him. She walked backward and fell down. Jack gently walked to her and bent down.
SAMURAI JACK: It is all right, I will not hurt you.
He gave his left hand to help her get up.
SAMURAI JACK: Are you all right?
WOMAN: (stared at Jack) y-yes.
SAMURAI JACK: Do not worry; no one�s going to harm you.
WOMAN: Really?
SAMURAI JACK: Really.
The women smelled at Jack. She was not afraid of him anymore.
WOMAN: You�re kind of cute for a Samurai. Please tell me what is your name?
SAMURAI JACK: (smiled) They call me Jack.
WOMAN: Jack? What a wonderful name.
SAMURAI JACK: Now do tell me, what is your name?
WOMAN: My name?
SAMURAI JACK: (shake his head for yes) Hmmm-mmm.
WOMAN: (shyly) They---------- They---------- (giggles) They call me--------- (blushing) K-Kasumi.
SAMURAI JACK: Kasumi? What a lovely name.
KASUMI: (giggly shyed)
SAMURAI JACK: Kasumi? Your face is red.
Kasumi looked at Jack. She stopped being shy.
KASUMI: Excuse me. It�s just I never met a Samurai, who save my life from those Mushtors, with great, big muscles; and a sword.
Jack placed his hand on to his face. He was blushing, also.
SAMURAI JACK: (shyly) I guess I do not know my own strength.
Kasumi placed her hand on Jack�s right shoulder.
KASUMI: Do not be bashful Jack.
Jack stopped being sky on Kasumi.
SAMURAI JACK: (looked curious) What were you doing behind the restaurant spying?
KASUMI: (looking back) I want to make sure that no one is following me.
SAMURAI JACK: Really? Like who?
KASUMI: I do not want to talk about it. Anyways, I was heading to this place that everyone grooves in.
SAMURAI JACK: "Grooves in?"
KASUMI: Yes. Dancing, like this.
Taking off hood, she raised her hand and did circles in the air while she danced for Jack. Jack looked at Kasumi in puzzlement as she let go of the hood and it flew up in the heaven wind.
SAMURAI JACK: Now, where did you learn how to do that?
KASUMI: My friends taught me.
SAMURAI JACK: Oh.
KASUMI: (wondering) You know something? You look like you have a lot of problems in that mind of yours.
Jack double blinked at Kasumi.
KASUMI: I know, why do you come with me. You�ll love this place.
SAMURAI JACK: You want me to come with you?
KASUMI: Yes, so will you come, please?
SAMURAI JACK: (thinking) Hmmm����. Well since you�re like my people and all? I guess no harm could come of it.
KASUMI: Wonderful! Come on, follow me!
Kasumi and Jack left for the dancing place. Suddenly an old man came running from behind the restaurant. He was wearing a yellow kimono. The man�s name was "Moto" and he was searching for Kasumi, his niece. He stops and lean against the restaurant to catch his breathe.
MOTO: (panting) oh god, I wonder where is my niece Kasumi? Moto you are getting to old to be chasing after your niece. I know Kasumi need me. I would not rest until I find my niece and save her from this (scare) horrible city.
Moto was scared of the surrounding and the weird people who lived in this city.
Meanwhile, Kasumi and Jack arrived at dancing place. Kasumi look back and side ways to make sure no one was following them she quickly knock on the door several time. The door window slot open and a pair of eyes looked at them.
MALE VOICE: (heavy) State your password.
KASUMI: (quickly) Electric Slide.
The door�s screen slot closed and the door opens by itself Kasumi and Jack went inside. Jack was amazed of what he saw inside. Large records where hanging from the ceiling, There weird creatures dancing to the music. The D.J. was wrapping the record and dancing to the music of Y.M.C.A.
MALE SINGERS: Young man--------
MALE SINGER: There�s no need to feel down I said---------
MALE SINGERS: Young man--------
MALE SINGER: Pick yourself off the ground I said---------
MALE SINGERS: Young man--------
MALE SINGER: 'Cause your in a new town there�s no-------
MALE SINGERS: Need to be unhappy young man-------------
SAMURAI JACK: (amazed) A record shop?
KASUMI: (to Samurai Jack) Yes.
Then three girls have spotted on Kasumi. And they came near her.
GIRL 1: Hey there Kasumi.
GIRL 2: Yo Kasumi, what�s cookin�?
KASUMI: What�s cookin�? That is a new one.
GIRL 3: (looking at Samurai Jack) Hey, who�s the dude that dress�s like you, Kasumi?
KASUMI: I am glad that you ask me that question. (Louder to everyone) HEY, EVERYONE! This is my good friend, Jack, who saves my life from those evil Mushtors.
EVERYONE: Oooh!!! A hero.
Then a man came to Jack.
MAN: Yo Jack, you know how to groove downtown?
SAMURAI JACK: (looking no sure) I do not understand?
THE D.J.: No matter what you heard.
Everyone turn around and looking at The D.J.
THE D.J.: We are going to teach Kasumi�s new friend, how to do the Y.M.C.A!
EVERYONE: Yeah!
KASUMI: Come on Jack! Let us dance!
Everyone started to dance, all except Jack.
KASUMI: (to Samurai Jack) First, you march, like this. (She�s marching) 2nd, clap your hands like this. (Marching and clapping her hands) 3rd, march forwards. (Marching front of Jack) March backwards. (Marching backwards) When they say Y.M.C.A., stretch your arms sideways touch your shoulder with your hands, take your right arm, and stretch it to the left. Now you try it Jack.
Jack did the steps of the Y.M.C.A dance and so did Kasumi.
SAMURAI JACK: (dancing) This is kind of fun Kasumi
KASUMI: (dancing) It is.
MALE SINGER: It�s fun to stay at the-------
MALE SINGERS: Y.M.C.A.
MALE SINGER: It�s fun to stay at the-------
MALE SINGERS: Y.M.C------------
Meanwhile, Moto was still searching for Kasumi. He was running scare looking everywhere and was frighten by the city people. Moto was looking backward when he bumped into a little old lady.
OLD LADY: (turned and asked Moto) Excuse me sonny would you mind helping me cross the street.
The woman was hideous looking.
MOTO: (petrified and scream) AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
And ran away in the opposite direction. The little old woman looks him go with a puzzled expression in her face.
OLD LADY: What a strange old man.
Meanwhile, back at the record shop. The D.J. was playing another song, it was I�m blue (the gong-gong song) (from the movie "Hairspray") Jack looked puzzled at the people doing "walkin� the dog." He looked lift and right; and to his new lady friend Kasumi doing it too. She�s telling Jack to do the dance so he joined her.
FEMALE SINGERS: I�m blue ue ue ue ue ue ue blue be doo be doo be doo.
FEMALE SINGER: Gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong yeah.
FEMALE SINGERS: I�m blue ue ue ue ue ue ue blue be doo be doo be doo.
FEMALE SINGER: Gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong yeah
FEMALE SINGERS: I�m blue ue ue I�m blue blue be doo be doo be doo.
FEMALE SINGER: I wanna tell a all you people.
FEMALE SINGERS: I dropped a penny in the well wished that you would come back soon.
FEMALE SINGER: I couldn�t believe what I heard.
Kasumi and Jack turned around together and dance back to back.
FEMALE SINGERS: A fortuneteller told me my love with you was through------
Outside of the record shop, Moto has arrived there. He knew that Kasumi must be in there. Moto quickly knock on the door several time the door window slot open and a pair of eyes looked at him.
MALE VOICE: (heavy) State your password.
MOTO: (scare) E�E- Electric slide. (Silly grin on his face)
Once again, the door�s screen slot closed and the door opens by itself. Moto went inside. He was shock when he found his niece dancing with Jack and all the other creatures.
FEMALE SINGER: Hey gong gong gong gong gong gong yeah.
FEMALE SINGERS: I�m blue ue ue ue---------- (music of)
Moto unshield his dagger.
MOTO: (show his dagger) Do not let anyone come near me.
Everyone stare at Moto including Kasumi and Jack.
MOTO: (defensively) I am arm and I will protect myself.
He waves his dagger around. But everyone thought he was a crazy old man.
EVERYONE: (laughing at Moto)
Kasumi raised her hand to her head in embarrassment.
KASUMI: Oh god uncle Moto.
Jack looked at Kasumi.
SAMURAI JACK: (surprise) "Uncle Moto?"
Moto manaced Jack trying to defend his niece.
MOTO: I know you snatched my niece Kas.
SAMURAI JACK: (surprise) "Kas?"
MOTO: And I am here to save you.
THE D.J.: Ooh, mama tunny we got a Looney.
MOTO: (faced The D.J.) Do not let put your evil voodoo spell on me you three-eyed native demon!
Kasumi responded to Moto in exclamasion.
KASUMI: We are only dancing.
Jack tapped Moto�s shoulder.
SAMURAI JACK: Excuse me, are you her uncle?
MOTO: (to Jack) Yes I am.
SAMURAI JACK: (explained) You know you should not be barging in like this; no one will not hurt Kasumi here. They are her friends.
Moto did not believe him and grabbing Kasumi with one hand he pointed the dagger in front of Jack�s face.
MOTO: Do not act funny; Mr. I know you are one of those demons in disguise. (he quickly pushed back Kasumi to the front door.) Come Kasumi.
KASUMI: (upset) Uncle����.
MOTO: (shoved Kasumi out the door) Run! Run! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
After Moto left with Kasumi���.
EVERYONE: (laughing)
MAN: Man, that dude is really freaky, he gets weirder and weirder.
Jack was bewilder by the scene he just witness, he had a feeling that he knew some how "Moto" And "Kas" before. Jack went through the crown trying to follow Moto and Kasumi.
The night came and Jack found himself that he had reached the forest. He heard footsteps and found them. Jack followed Moto and Kasumi to their house. They were not aware he was following them. Moto firmely guide Kasumi home, but she was unhappy. Jack hided behind a tree.
SAMURAI JACK: So that is where they live.
Moto removing the house key from his kimono. He opens the door.
MOTO: Now we are home, everything is perfect. Now get in!
Kasumi didn�t moved from where she stood. Moto stared hard at Kasumi as he put his hands on his hips.
MOTO: It is a good thing, that I saved your lift from the horrible villagers; and the demon in human disguise. You almost got kill this evening.
Kasumi gave her uncle an angry stare.
KASUMI: Really, well I wish I were in a box of idiots!
Jack watched in amusement and could help to chuckle.
SAMURAI JACK: (chuckling)
MOTO: (heard the noise) What was that?
But didn�t see Jack hiding behind the tree; hold his sword in the middle so no one could see him.
MOTO: Mmm. It might a been an owl.
With authority Moto pointed at the door for Kasumi to go inside the house.
KASUMI: Uncle Moto, you are impossible!
Tears felt out of Kasumi�s eyes as she ran into the house. With a resigned look Moto lowered his head and went inside after Kasumi. Carefully Jack walked to wards the house; and so a light in the bedroom with a balcony. Then saw the long sheets tied together wish Kasumi has used before to escape from her uncle. Jack pulled at it to make sure it will not fall. Quickly Jack climbed using the sheet and found himself inside the balcony. He went inside the room and found Kasumi crying on top of the bed.
KASUMI: (crying)
He reached out to her and taps her shoulder. Kasumi turned around and saw Jack in her room.
KASUMI: (started to sit up) AAAAHHHH! YOU HAD STARTLED ME! HOW DID� (In a calm voice) I mean, hello Jack. You had startled me. How did you find me?
SAMURAI JACK: I have followed you and your uncle.
Jack looked around in Kasumi�s room.
SAMURAI JACK: Nice room you have here Kasumi. I like your balcony; it almost looks like my balcony, only different. You have a very nice house Kasumi.
KASUMI: Yes it is a nice house.
Kasumi got off her bed.
KASUMI: To be honest with you; this place used to be an old house, a very old house. But my uncle and I rebuild this house as our own home. It took us 12 months to rebuild the place.
SAMURAI JACK: So I see. (Wondering) Kasumi? Are you miserable here?
KASUMI: (shocking look) Me, miserable? (Telling a lie) I�m not miserable. I�m happy here. I�m find, thank you.
Jack looks at Kasumi with an "I don�t believe you" expression. Kasumi lower her eyes she didn�t want Jack to know the truth. Jack tapped his right foot with while he crossed his arms waiting for her to tell the truth. Kasumi lower head she couldn�t deny the truth anymore and gave a sniff.
KASUMI: (sniff)
SAMURAI JACK: What is the matter?
KASUMI: (started crying) It---------- It---------- It--------- It is true!
She ran to Jack and hugged him.
KASUMI: I am miserable here. (Crying)
Jack calmed her down.
SAMURAI JACK: There, there calm yourself.
Kasumi whipped out her tear from her eyes.
KASUMI: It�s just everyone else is miserable in this land, including my uncle.
Jack looked at Kasumi in the eyes.
SAMURAI JACK: I know everyone else is unhappy here, even I and do not like it.
KASUMI: You too?
SAMURAI JACK: Yes. So this person that you were spying on back there, was your uncle?
KASUMI: Yes, it is true.
SAMURAI JACK: I have a reason to believe that you have run away from home.
KASUMI: Yes.
SAMURAI JACK: Why? Why have you run away from home?
Kasumi walked toward the dresser with a sad face.
KASUMI: The reason why I have run away is because I want some fun in my life. I�m getting� very tired of being coop up in here with my uncle. I�ve been running away for 9 weeks.
SAMURAI JACK: (shocked) You have run away for 9 weeks?
Kasumi shaked her head to signal yes as she held the picture frame. Jack then approached Kasumi with an enigmatic expression.
SAMURAI JACK: Let me see the picture Kasumi.
Kasumi extended the picture for Jack to see it was a picture for Jack to see. It was a picture of her mother and father.
SAMURAI JACK: (stared at the picture) Are these your mother and father?
KASUMI: Yes Jack.
Jack gave the picture to Kasumi.
SAMURAI JACK: That reminds me of something where is your mother and father?
She gazed at him in despair; and lowers her head as he placed the picture back on the dresser.
KASUMI: (turned to Jack) They are not with us anymore.
Her temper flared.
KASUMI: But this wouldn�t had happened if�. If�. If that thing wouldn�t had done that to them.
SAMURAI JACK: Thing, what thing?
KASUMI: Oh! Never mine.
Kasumi sat on her bed. Jack sat next to her.
SAMURAI JACK: You can tell me anything. What became of your mother and father and how you and your uncle Moto moved here to this forest?
KASUMI: (raised her head) You really want to know.
Jack shaked his head to signal yes.
KASUMI: I�ll tell you. (Taking a deep breath) A wicked wizard killed my mother and father.
SAMURAI JACK: (stranged) A wicked wizard?
KASUMI: Yes that is correct. A giant-wicked wizard. I was born in Japan� My real home and so did my uncle. Japan was rule by a beloved powerful Emperor; back in those days.
She smiled, but Jack could see the sadness in her eyes. A deep sense of pain was around her.
KASUMI: We all loved The Emperor because he was wise and kind with his people. The Empress was also kind and fair.
Kasumi expression changed to sadness.
KASUMI: One horrible day it happened, everything became red- the entire city- a giant monster appeared. The Emperor�s army fought valiantly against the demon with strong weapons. But it was useless, the arrows and spears got stuck in the monster�s body reflected the weapons back to the soldiers and two arrows stroke the back of my mother and father. My uncle was petrified with fear. And I stood there feeling helpless and crying. My uncle grabbed me and took me to a boat in the river. We got on the boat and my uncle stroke with all his might. We never returned to our beloved homeland. That is why we ended living in this forest.
Jack felt sadness and closed his eyes.
KASUMI: I�ll never forget about that wicked wizard. I do not know his name. But all I remember was. He was black as the scary night; he had six horns on his head; flaming eyebrows, a long red beard, scary teeth and that hideous laughter that goes. (She laughed like Aku) Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! (She coughed and clears her throat) He destroyed our home and started to take over our world.
SAMURAI JACK: (sadly) Oh Kasumi��� I cannot believe Aku had killed your mother and father.
KASUMI: (gasps) That�s the wicked wizard�s name, Aku. How do you know his name Jack?
SAMURAI JACK: My father told me.
KASUMI: Oh. Well I always forget his name. I will try to remember Aku next time. But Jack? Why they called him "Aku?"
SAMURAI JACK: Because he�s evil, Kasumi.
KASUMI: Oh, I see. Jack?
SAMURAI JACK: Hmm.
KASUMI: Why are you here?
SAMURAI JACK: I�m here because� (Sighs) When you said "Moto" and your uncle said "Kas;" back at the record shop. And why you did not tell me your real name was Kas?
KASUMI: That was my childhood name, when I was a little girl. But sometime my uncle always calls me Kas or Kasumi. You have come all this way just to know names?
SAMURAI JACK: Well, there is more.
KASUMI: What do you mean?
SAMURAI JACK: I should have told you this earlier, when we met.
KASUMI: Told me what?
SAMURAI JACK: My dream.
KASUMI: Huh?
SAMURAI JACK: You see, since the day I been fighting with the assassins that Xtor has created it. For three days, I�ve been having this dream. I�d dreamt I return to the past; and I finally destroyed Aku.
Kasumi double blinked at Jack.
SAMURAI JACK: But then, a voice was calling my name. It was coming from the dungeon. And in the dungeon was a woman. She was shangle and handcuff to the back of the wall. I was about to free her, but� (Sadly lower his head) I woke up.
Kasumi got a little sad on Jack.
SAMURAI JACK: But�. (Raising his head) I have a feeling I knew this woman.
KASUMI: You know Jack? That is my dream also.
SAMURAI JACK: your dream?
KASUMI: Hmmm-mmm. Ever since I have been going to the city a lot. Every night I�ve been having this strange dream. I�d dreamt I was a prisoner in wicked wizard�s castle or should I say "Aku�s." He locked me in his dungeon. But then, one miracle thing happened in my dream.
There was a ripple. (Like a ripple effect fading into a scene at a movie screen)
In Kasumi�s dream, a mysterious Samurai had his sword on Aku�s body; and had defeated Aku.
KASUMI: There was this brave, Samurai warrior, who has destroyed the evil Aku.
The Samurai shield his sword and faced in front of us. He�d reminded of Jack.
KASUMI: I do not know who he is.
Another ripple and she was back to reality.
KASUMI: What strange is even though it was a dream. I had a feeling I knew this Samurai. Pretty strange huh?
SAMURAI JACK: oh.
KASUMI: (smiled and giggled) Anyways, he looked exactly like you Jack.
SAMURAI JACK: Like me?
KASUMI: Mmm- hmm. With that ponytail on his head, the eyes, the sword and everything. (Sighs) So Jack, is the girl in your dream who looks like me?
SAMURAI JACK: Yes, she dose reminded me of you Kasumi. But this is kind a strange. We both had the same dream.
KASUMI: I know, it is like in the twilight zone.
SAMURAI JACK: It�s like we knew each other.
KASUMI: I feel the same way too; but that�s impossible we didn�t meet before.
Jack ponders the dilemma.
SAMURAI JACK: I just cannot believe that we both had the same dream.
He looked at her intently, and stroke his chin is a pondering manner.
SAMURAI JACK: Now Kasumi please think, there got to be something else you remember from your past.
KASUMI: Well before Aku took over the world� There was. Oh no, no do not tell me, you want to hear about this either.
SAMURAI JACK: Oh come on; tell me Kasumi, I must know.
KASUMI: You really want to know Jack.
Jack nodded yes.
KASUMI: (taking a big breath) All right I�ll tell you. It is a friend of mine. But he was not like my other friends. He was� Special.
SAMURAI JACK: How special?
KASUMI: He was the� (Sighed) Son of The Emperor.
Jack was shock that Kasumi said that.
But Kasumi doesn�t know that Jack was her old friend from the past.
"To BE CONTINUE"
NOTES: I don�t own two songs like Y.M.C.A. and I�m Blue (The Gong-Gong Song) They�re just my favorite dance songs that I added in this fanfic. Anyway, "Y.M.C.A." was by Village people and "I�m Blue" was by The Ikettes.
