Then, how about that wonderful event where the hicks are timed to see how fast they can tie the calves legs together? Isn't that a gas? Imagine how low these people must think to draw pleasure from this activity. First of all, it's a baby, hence the term "calf" and not "cow", so it isn't going to know how to defend itself. Nice work, Hopalong! Second, its a defenseless, peaceful animal. When was the last time you heard about a guy being severly wounded by a disgruntled cow? Never. Lets see the cowboy try it on a more vicious animal. How about a wolverine? Or maybe a shark? Sure, sharks dont have legs, but you could fool a rodeo cowboy into thinking it did. Doing that would take guts, which these guys obviously dont have.
I mean, think about it. Rodeo clowns. The entire purpose of rodeo clowns is to save "our hero" from the apparantely edgy bull. Forget these guys. I want to see this animal abusing bastard fight for his life. Teach him some humility. When a guy gets thrown off a bull and the bull tramples his body into liquid shit, thats what I pay to see. Then the media will refer to the happening as a "tragedy." The tragedy is the way these animals are being abused, and exploited in a harmful way, for that matter. If you dont believe me when I say that these animals are being abused, just read the first paragraph again. If I type it again I might start weeping in pain.
I love it when they have these home videos on TV about "Bulls Gone Wild." They should be called "Stupid Americans Get In the Way of Innocent Bull". I hate to be repetitive, but why is he going wild? HIS BALLS ARE....oh, never mind. You get the idea. I rest my case.
