"Where did your pants go?"
"I took 'em off."
"Oooh.. I know who's been here..."
"I wish I had a donkey, so I could say "Here, pet my ass""
"Well, at least there'd be a nice ass in the room."
*Squishes face* "BOBOE!"
"Your ass? your ass is small.. my ass will rise, RISE like bread in an oven.."
"P! THE BAG!"
*hand movements thingy* "P.. go with it... forget it.
"Hey wh- Are those Sams pants?"