Hi, you don't know me, and guess what? I threw up today because I have eaten 
too many Munchkins. Here we go:

On my first day of vacation, I woke up, and I went downtown to find a job, 
and then I hung out in front of the drug store.

On my second day of vacation, I woke up, and I went downtown to find a job, 
and then I hung out in front of the drug store.

On my third day of vacation, I woke up, and I went downtown to find a job, 
and then I got a job keeping people from hanging out in front of the 
drug store.

On my fourth day of vacation, I woke up, and I went to the bathroom and I 
threw up.  Then I went back to bed.

On my fi, ack, my friend farted, it smells...

The sounds are as follows....

The first sound we can't remember..

The second sound we are not really sure....

The third sound, we're not sure, but its really funny...

Ok, that was Mark typing, it's Marc now.  I'm the guy who farted.  
Well anyway, we were bored so we made some doom sounds, we're happy now.  
We changed EVERY sound in the game.  We're proud.  
And Mark threw up this morning.  
Anyway, we used a few movies and my computer to make this...

Hardware Setup:

Pentium 90mhz.
NEC 3X CD-ROM
250meg Tape Backup
PCI Video
540 Meg IDE HD
340 Meg IDE HD
HP LaserJet IIIP
Ensoniq SQ2
Tropez Digital 900DX
AT&T Digital Answering System
Realistic Solid State Stereo Amplifier
Zoom 14.4 Modem
Roland MT-32
Soundblaser 16bit SCSI-2
Packard Bell Monitor
2 Panasonic Speakers
2 Sony Active Speaker System SRS-88PC
Home Made Phone Locking Device 
Microsoft Mouse
Kraft Joystick
Intercraft Frame
Duofone Two-Line Controller

We suggest you try to have the same setup, otherwise we're not sure the 
sounds will work.  We tested it on this system, and it worked fine.

We used the movie Tron, I don't remember who made it.  
Untouchables by Brian De Palma, Reservoir Dogs by Queintin Tarantino, 
and True Romance by Tony Scott.  
All great movies except for Tron, Tron sucks.  
However, we recommend we see the movie Society, 
I bought it a few days ago and we first watched it last night, 
it's great.  The first half is boring, but keep watching it, the end 
is unbelievable. Yea, a bunch of rich people melt together in a big orgy 
in green slime, its great.

I think we should list the sounds now? Don't you? Damnit Marc, 
you are always doing this, we have to show the people the sounds,  
they are not, well, you can smell like my barf.

	E-MAIL US: KWIQ@RIPCO.COM (Mark) - the one who throws up
			 MIPPLE@RIPCO.COM (Marc) - the cuter one

We would just like to take this time now to say, we are not gay, 
nor would we want to be. Infact, I just saw one.. Oh well...

Ok, we included a batch file for you to run to install the sounds 
into your doom directory.  Just have doom.wad in the same directory as 
the sound files and the other files in the ZIP and run the replace.bat file.  
It's not really hard, we're both dorks and we can do it.

Ok, if you like this or hate it e-mail us.  
WE WANT E-MAIL THATS WHY WE MADE THE FILE.  
I suggest you don't have too many digital sounds channels 
playing because the game gets VERY noisy.  
Kind of like passover dinner, or in Marks case 4th of July 
on his grandmothers nursing home roof.  
Thanks thats all we have to say to you sucky people.  
Have a nice day....

-Marc and Mark

Well...nice talking you.  We'd love to be pen pals with you....please 
e-mail us....
