Looking at the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection's website (click here) last night, I realized that some 666 square miles of California had burned.  Some kind of Satanic connection?  One can only ponder the possibilities.  I think that the fires are a sign of global warming.  The evil conservative media says it is lightning that caused the thousands of wildfires that are currently burning.  It is a commonly known fact that lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place.  And yet they want us to believe that thousands of strikes of lightning ALL STRUCK CALIFORNIA!!!  Wake up and smell the barbecue, people!  The world has gotten so hot that it is beginning to spontaneously combust.  Sure, California is first with its easy to ignite trees and squirrels (have you seen those bushy tails?  Definitely a fire hazard.  All of 'em should be clipped off!), but just wait until it gets hot enough to start melting the glaciers in England.  The world will be sorry, no doubt, but it will be far too late.  Jason Stiffler is only one of the first casualties.  There will be more...