Canadians thought they saw a sasquatch (bigfoot) roaming the wilderness. Finding hair and big footprints, a DNA test was performed. It seems that the hair did not belong to the sasquatch...it belonged to a bison.
This can only lead to one conclusion: Bison are sasquatch pets! The old Patterson film from 1967 was reviewed and digitally enhanced. The results are startling and painfully obvious (see photo, above)!