HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU!

Are you sick of whining, talentless, scenester clone bands, a la Taking Back Sunday and My Chemical Romance? Not to mention Panic At The Disco and Fallout Boy?

Do you shiver at the thought of boring indie dullards like Coldplay or Travis?

Feel like wretching when you see the state of the trendy 'rock' bands, such as Franz Ferdinand, Kaiser Chiefs and Arctic Monkeys?

Love true fuckin' rock 'n' roll?

Then read on...
Fancy being the next big thing in rock, or at least trying and burning out with dignity? Vocalist/guitarist Cyst, of Cyster Scalpel, is looking for a new bass guitarist and a new drummer for Cyster Scalpel, to finally take on the world, and this time, WIN!

The songs are inspired by the likes of Megadeth, Guns 'N' Roses, Motley Crue, Alice Cooper, AC/DC, Velvet Revolver, Aerosmith, Twisted Sister...any good time rock 'n' roll/heavy metal band.

Do you live in the Clydebank/Glasgow area, and could you attend practices at Redeye Studios, Clydebank? If you're between the ages of 13 and 17 and fancy your chances of being a platinum-selling rock superstar, e-mail the address below with 'Band Application' in the title. Please include a photo of yourself being rocktastic, as well as a bit about yourself too.

[email protected].

Thank you!
Cyster Scalpel remember 'Dimebag' Darrell Lance Abott
1966 - 2004
"Let's do something that's going to make us remember tonight for the rest of our lives."
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