| Tom, Man or Menace? |
| Tom, What does that name mean to you? Perhaps the favourable track by reformed shit stabber David Bowie, or maybe "Good Night Mr Tom" the ITV war time drama show starring the late John Thaw but to a tortured few the name Tom will strike fear into their hearts for many years to come. Some of you may be aware of his light entertainment website "the car park of dreams" but you will undoubtedly be shocked by his more sinister undertones. |
| Squeek a trolley attendant aged 27 <mental age 11> tells us of his horror when first faced by the man the trolley boy brotherhood call "la coucha roucha" "I was liking a bowl of that there salad un green things, greens ma favourat and den I hadda feelin dat it wasn't all righteyo" On his site Tom openly boasts of his enjoyment of passing friends and family members "salads" and his pleasure of "poking" Squeek obviously hugely shook up and disorientated by the event continued to do the makerena before sitting in a tyre and masturbating furiously with his feet. However not all of Tom's victims escaped, the next story is so horrofying readers of a nervous dispostion are asked to click here Alster a car park attendant for nearly fourteen years with a mental age a third of his real age, was working a night shift. At 7.25 he heard a strange sound. A sound remarkable to that of a run away trolley he remarked to his colleague "perhaps i had better go un find et before it hitta car and upset da bossman" It was around this time that Tom struck from a fern dragging his prey to an almost uncertainly grim fate |
| The work contained in this article may or may not be true. then again it may or may not happen again.... |
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| Tom yesterday posing with one of his many Trophies. Call me Gladis he screams in a blood lust similar to that of woodland god Chad Williams, just don't look him in the eye because you'll be turned inside out before you know it. |