| We all know who Ranveer is... Right well no, no we all don't and it is frankly impossible to explain who or what Ranveer is without the aid of slides and a projector needless to say he is my friend. We have all left sixth form and are of course moving on to better things my comrades but like the first time we saw vicky gardners erect nipples through some flimsy top we will also never forget how outrageously drunk Ranveer got at each and every social venue before getting groped and making out with Anders I forget the point of this long winded and frankly pointless rant but i think we must never, never forget that though we move on our friend Ranveer is repeating the whole thing over again since he failed completly last year. God bless you sir. And Ed your never failing will to pull Rebecca Dewey I'm sorry "the tart" you and i shall be remembered for pissing ms concannon into early retirement. Tom you funny funny bastard we can never forgive you for giving graphic and physically correct descriptions of why charlies body was so sweaty I can't be arsed to write personal messages to you all cos none of you fucks care anymore so if your names below e mail me if its not burn in hell you pig bastards see if i fucking care infact fuck it i'm not even gonna write anymore names of my closest and most revered friends you lazy shites can figure it out and mail me when you do like i said before this rant has no purpose the alcohol and emotion have just taken over and like leaking nipples its all just gushing as for you mike you never let me know about that bbq but to be honest you never really missed much still it would be nice to know your still alive once in a while anyhoo merry christmas you fuckers and a happy new life right stop bitching ladiiiieesss.... i show big respec' to my gangsta peeps aiii??? well no actually chris, ranveer, stu, ash, phil, dave, big steve, ed, tom, dan, lovemallet, greg, greg, ray, andazzzz boyo, mark, leech geez this is taking too long can't be arsed any more if your mail and i called you mate then we're buddies If your female and i called you darlin: ditto if i ever called you babe of honey, then i wanted to slip you a length... harsh but true. mwah! |