| A sport drink with a difference! we all know what it feels like to be thirsty... But few sports drinks on the market actually target the true source of thirsty-ness. This unique diagram shows that the level of dehydration is infact linked to a lack of half DNA. <Unique diagram has been withdrawn due to its unique-ness being debated, it has rebelled and now sleeps on a matress on its floor, has painted its walls and fingernails black and hates its father> Scientists using the Heinzberg theory now collect the precious Half DNA from Ranveers during his frantic wanking hour... by arriving exactly 11.4 seconds after the frantic wanking hour has started they are able to collect enough half DNA to provide us for the week. They escape before shame sets in. With its refreshingly salty taste, and maximum strength every mouthful will be like a big swinging party... in YOUR mouth! Jizz! Can be used as a dietary aid and may help in the pursuit of bulemia |
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