| Ever since I started this website, people have asked me why? Do I pay for it? What am I on? And You crazy fool? But today I'm going to allow you a small glimpse into the mentality that bought you my beloved page... Our story begins sometime after A level Examination, but before my patented "drink yourself sick" program (Those of you who know me, know I spent two weeks in agony, mostly unable to move) You see I was an idealistic young man... much like Lenin only I dreamt about killing the royal family, I didn't preach to low IQ morons to revolt... but I digress, I believed the world had good in it, and I was enjoying a new found freedom and 4 hour lay ins. And after every nights drinking I walked home, often with other drunks I'd never met before, past kebab shops and prostitutes (really) Then one night I over did it. I finally found my limit and passed it but about six post codes (note to self wrote 'sex' not 'six' possible freudulain slip?) I remember this site because it was the night I devised the piggott rant, only didn't actually write it.... I went home with some notion of a monkey being sonic the hedgehog and and sonic the hedgehog being a monkey, i uploaded the picture but never built the page, and so In Memory of the Liver I killed, which tried to kill me i present... "Lee at his most retarded" aka "drunken twat who thinks he's funny" |
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| At least I knew my sonic looked shit. |