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| I know who I am but do you know who I am... Wait i mean do you know who you are??? It has come to my attention that someone else has viewed this site, an outsider as you were, a scary concept in these times of global terrorism and microwave pasta dishes. Still I'd like to say welcome to Ellie! who ever he or she may be but for now I'd like to say some thing non sensical So is there anything scarier than the concept of windscreen injection repair adverts The thought of a lowly educated fool pumping his 'resin' in to my windscreen sickens me to the core. Also having a decapitated hand floating around above my vehical disgusts me. Especially if i have achieved my status as a veteran Also two tone cagols... whats up with that!? I'm having a break down... live on the internet, and i love it, ITS THE FUTURE. LIKE CREAM IN A CAN Also how come Eyevette Fielding won't touch me? I ask my life sized poster three times a day to consumate our relationship. But she just smiles sweetly and ignores me. While holding a promotional packet of smash. So if I were to sell my body what is the likelyhood of a forty year old desecrating my precious temple? I'd hope for Steven Seagal but i know i'd end up with some cheap immatation such as Ed Harris OH YEAH I'M ED HARRIS... OH YEAH... <FLEX> AND NOW YOU CAN GET ED HARRIS IN A BOTTLE ITS LIKE SEX! WITH A LABEL. with a man CALLED ED HARRIS! <FLEX> oh yeah... homie this is dedicated to Ellie! man or woman young or old, You've renewed my vigor If you want Ellie! to be my new mascot click here if not click here |