| The traffic light conspiracy |
| Blood is thicker than water, and yahoo are more powerful than god... I was investigating into traffic lights and how they always turn red when you approach them, as we all know yahoo are involved everywhere and many of their agents are strolling throughout our country right now look out of your window i garunte an agent will walk past. now these agents have places to be and people to see and so they can't be held up at traffic lights so they have a small chip placed jsut under the carboreta causing all traffic lights to turn green for them. Yahoo! own practically all goverments and it is yahoo's fault that fuel prices are so high and they cause the lights to turn red meaning that more fuel is wasted. THe wasted fuel creates an even larger hole in the ozone layer later on yahoo will sell its patent pending ''o zone in a can'' making them even richer... you may wonder how i found this out, a little while ago i disguised myself as a 6ft3 swedish blonde and had lunch with Phil Yahoo and discovered all the secrets over soem snapping turtle tea and dolphin sandwiches. You see we each affect one another it will take alot of people to bring me down but i am afraid that with out the army i originally tried to set up we will all be hopeless when Yahoo! reaches up and takes over the world... SO YOU LAZY SODS JOIN RETALIATION FORCE!!!!!! [email protected] |