| The great yahoo conspiracy For 6 years I have been working undercover in some of the most dangerous locations i will try to tell you all i have learnt but unfortunatly even i am not above censorship... 'The Great Yahoo Conspiracy' This is a long pointless story that you may find hard to swallow but you must if you wish to live another day... Yahoo as we all know are a large internet company branching into hundreds of different areas, personals, auctions, chat, mail etc. As we all know thousands of people use yahoo mail and chat with this many people it is more than likely that at least 1 is a hacker... Yahoo get in contact with these hackers and offer them a choice... 1) They work for Yahoo 2) They go to jail of course they will always chose the first choice... now since yahoo own shares in the 9 largest communications companies of the world they have programs that can locate and identify satelites etc. Yahoo use the hackers to get into the satelites and monitor theor enemies. They also have more power than even Yahoo's president Phil Yahoo realises... only recently was he sailing somewhere in the pacific when his ruthless son Jay Yahoo decided to off the old man by hacking into the russian space station muir's control and crashing it directly on his head... Now you know the truth Coming soon the real ingrediants of KFC's 7 herbs and spices recipe, keep tuned... |