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| A long time ago in a porn barn far, far, away... All is not well for the rebel aliance Lord Helmutt is back and he has kidnapped princess Lay-Her. Now it is up to Lick Skyfucker and Hand Job Solo to rescue her. A long time ago Lord Helmutt was a young stunt dick master called A Nakie But his mind was poisoned by the evil Emp-Whorer. Coming Shady Cinemas Fall 2001 Barry Norman said: I loved the scene with Jar-Jar's pinks ''mesa boobies... '' Pure genius John Major said: This films better than Drugs |
| With many thanks to Nick and Matt |