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!!!Top ten reasons why he can't chop it off and mail it!!!
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10 - He can't find his tweezers and magnifying glass.
9 - Confused it with a zit he had that was bigger.
8 - It's only a tad bit bigger than his brain.
7 - Got it caught in a loose pea from his plate.
6 - The ice cream truck went by.
5 - Heard that size does matter.
4 - Saw a roach egg on the floor and was confused.
3 - It hides when the wind is blowing.
2 - Ego is on the other end of the size scale.
1 - Saw guys in a porn movie and has been in shock
ever since.
By a Reader
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