All in Bad Taste:
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1)Repeat after me now: "I'm a perp because I'm an antisocial dork and I like it that way 'cause I'm a creepy little perpweed and an all around genetic defect."
2)Don't drink that booze in excess you're messing up your liver's transplant potential.
3)Do take lots of drugs because your sick brain has no transplant potential and it adds good sh*t to your perp delusions. I suggest all that hard core rockin rave drugs in huge doses. Party hardy prickles wonders!
4)Stay away from all real women because they hate you.
5)Line your briefs with fresh poison ivy before stalking at night. It keeps you on your toes!
6)Keep on jamming your zipper shut right through your pecker. It feels real good to perps.
7)Harass Africanized bee hives. It makes you a tougher perp.
8)Go alligator hunting with your bare hands. This is good for your stalking and basic perp skills.
9)Sleep with a solid plastic bag tied real tight around your stalker perp face because you'll see the light, hear them bells and get secret messages from your victims.
10)Stop trying to fool folks. They all know you're a perpweed quick enough anyhow.
11)Confess before your sorry little pecker and gonads fall the rest of the way off.
12)Overt stalking is scarier than the wimpy hidden stuff and it's more manly too. This one is for real perps.
13)Stalkers repeat after me: "Stalking is a permanent condition of my defective mind."
14) Buy yourselves an inflatable woman who won't dump you.
15)Get that sex change operation. That way you can stalk your own lame sorry *ss self.
16) Do everything you've done to your victims right back at yourself 'cause it gets real nice results.
17)Stop playing with yourself outside the victim's house at night. She can't see you doing it so she isn't impressed and the rest of us think you're a bad joke.
18)What are the sores on the head of your stalker perpweedy penis?
19)Stalkers who stalk poets. Write your own stuff fools so you don't have to steal anymore.
20)Stop looking in mirrors so you can go a day without washing your roach dropping soiled briefs at the laundry mat. The rest of us don't appreciate your crap.
21)Suicide isn't cowardly when you�re a perp, but stalking and perping stuff is. Hell, some insects just can't be killed unless they kill themselves, like perpweedy cockroaches.
22)Embrace self shame. You're scum and knowing it is a big ole step in the right direction.
23)Kick your own sorry *ss and send the pics to the Cyris site here for posting fun for all!
24)Eat poison toadstools. It can't hurt a perp too bad and it helps the rest of us out a bunch.
25) Stalkers repeat after me: "I'm a stupid sorry ass stalker. I can't let go of the victim because I'm a loser without a real life. I'm a real dorkwad and my pecker and gonads are going to shrivel and die soon 'cause I'm a stalker perp. I stalk because I'm a cowardly SOB without any reason to live." Perps, this here is your very own anthem!
By Cyris
With help from some friends.
Copyright (C) 2003
No rights to copy, print, download or look at outside of this website.
This stuff is all in my own opine folks!
