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| Tips For the Perps: 1) Call 1-800-777-GIRL and get Ladyfingers on your right or left hand ready to boogey! 2) Develop a veracious appetite for bragging about how great you are! Tell everyone you talk to about every single thing you've ever done to your victim! Come on you're a tough guy right! 3) Pee on your victim's front door step every night at midnight. She'll know you mean it then! 4) Next time your victim catches you with her camera, don't hide! Just drop your pants around your ankles and shake your pecker at her! Make sure she gets a good look. This will really freak her out! 5) When you call your victim up on the phone make sure you tell her every detail of what you want to do to her. Don?t hold back. Do this repeatedly! Ditto with letters. 6) If you really want to scare your victim, chop your own pecker off and send it to her in a gift box! 7) Buy two softballs and super glue them in the right spot in between your legs. It'll make you feel more masculine. 8) Shave your head bald. Buy two thick pieces of black PVC pipe about 8 inches long. Super glue these pieces of PVC pipe onto the top of your head to look like horns. Next time you get a chance to pop out of the hedges at your victim she'll pee her panties when she sees you with those horns on your head. This will make a lasting impression on her! 9) Take a head-sized box and line it with tin foil and scrap wires. Place your head into the box. This helps you focus on your victim and you can also hear the voices better this way. 10) Next time your looking through your victim's trash can to find out what she's been up to put something of yours in there so that she'll know. 11) Do like Kurt Cobane. Buy a big empty frame. Hang it on the wall at your own place. Make sure the frames about head height. Make sure you're all alone in your place. Then create the masterpiece of your lifetime! 12) (Sorry if I spelled his name wrong. I'm not a big fan). 13) Keep a diary of all your stalking games! Take it with you everywhere you go so you can update it all the time! 14) Whenever you develop some photos of your victim, send her copies of them! She'll be so scared she won't know what to do! This really works great if there's a Restraining order. It's guaranteed to get a rise out of your victim! 15) The next time your prowling around in your victims house write her a lipstick message on her bathroom mirror and sign it so she'll know you were there. 16) Next time you steal clothes from your victim try wearing them whenever you stalk her! It will help you catch the right vibes. 17) Stop being a WIMP! Tape an ominous message to your victim and tell her what you really fantasize about doing to her! Video works best. Then send her a new copy of the same tape every week until she has a nervous breakdown! If needed you can create a new tape and repeat the process of sending it to her to increase the impact. 18) Just because you're lonely that doesn't give you the right to abuse your hamster! 19) If you start wearing dresses and makeup you'll learn to understand your victim better! 20) Make sure your organ donor card is present and signed! 21) When all else fails call a psychiatrist and tell him all about the problems your having with your victim! 22) You know your victim keeps all her secrets buried in her yard. To find these treasures you'll have to start mining her yard every night. 23) Having violent arguments with yourself in public places is really good for easing the strain of an uncooperative victim! 24) Join the military! Then you can be a real soldier! 25) Sign up for as many exotic medical experiments as possible. You may be the cure for cancer or something important! ________________________ More later! Anyone who has more ideas write me at email. _________________________ No rights to copy, print, download, duplicate, or display elsewhere other than this specific website granted or implied without the direct written permission of the author. Contact: [email protected] Or <[email protected]> **As with all poetry, essays, correspondence and/or published letters, e-mails or other communications presented on this webpage, this page is a personal subjective expression of its author's own feelings, thoughts, beliefs, and opinions. This statement is in no way intended to invalidate or minimize the powerful and poignant experiences of this author. However, this statement is intended to indicate that creative expressions such as these written forms of artwork are derived from their author's own personal feelings, thoughts, beliefs and opinions. ____________________________ If you are really thinking about hurting yourself go to an emergency room right away and tell them what you plan to do. ____________________________ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ |